#cringystories

[itisonlygoodbyeuntilthenext-blog]

"Is it possible to dehydrate a watermelon???"

- me

I was 10 and I was craving watermellon and was snacking on dehydrated fruit at the time

I just remembered this so I cringed then dropped my slice of watermellon in the process.

Why, just why, brain why have you forsaken me.

[itisonlygoodbyeuntilthenext-blog]

Alright anyone else has a weird nickname given to them by their parents just because we responded when they were calling our pets? Because thats how I got mine and this is how it happened:

Mom(in the kitchen): Gooberloober

Me(in my bedroom which is 2 rooms away): yeah? *proceeds to run into the kitchen*

Dogs: *trots right behind me*

Mom: *breaks down laughing* I- I was calling the dogs

Now continue this process a dozen more times and thats how I was dubbed Goober.