#stupidstories

[bobbystevenson]

QUICK, STUPID STORIES - Alejandra

QUICK, STUPID STORIES – Alejandra

What can I tell about the house? It was left to Guy by his great,great…..great something. An aunt, I think. She was big in the Underground movement during the war.

And before you ask, she didn’t fight the Gestapo – she was a ticket inspector on the Paris Metro.

I’ve got to be honest here. No one and I mean no one in the family wanted the hovel. So it was passed from father to son to…

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[itisonlygoodbyeuntilthenext-blog]

Alright anyone else has a weird nickname given to them by their parents just because we responded when they were calling our pets? Because thats how I got mine and this is how it happened:

Mom(in the kitchen): Gooberloober

Me(in my bedroom which is 2 rooms away): yeah? *proceeds to run into the kitchen*

Dogs: *trots right behind me*

Mom: *breaks down laughing* I- I was calling the dogs

Now continue this process a dozen more times and thats how I was dubbed Goober.

[robotoucan]

Ask game time!! List five things that make you suuuuper happy then pass this on to the last ten people who reblogged you!

Okay! ; v ; Sounds like fun~

~ good friends

~sun rippling through windows/curtains

~ mushroom clusters

~rainrainrAIN

~ kermit drinking lipton tea

[wolfexiii]

My dog wanted to go outside

Doing his lil running to the door back and forth bit 

and I reach over for my drink which looks like I'm getting up and he just gets so excited

until I lean back

Doggy Disappointment 

[kanonhomra]

• First Photo:

K: Cobra, please, marry me.

C: Sorry, whoyouare, I Can't.

• Second Photo:

K: But why? WE MUST HAVE CHILDREN

E: My name is Erik, no Cobra.

• Third Photo:

K: BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER YOUR NAME? GIVE ME CHILDREN.

E: Sorry I'm...

• Forth Photo: 

E: Gay. C'mon girls.

K: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!