Oh crispiest of crisps, what is your crispy wisdom?




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Oh crispiest of crisps, what is your crispy wisdom?
Please don’t deny the crisp sir, you are crispy man
CRISPY MAN
CRISPY MAN
You do be kinda crispy doe
YOU’RE NEXT!
What would happen if you get by a lightning? Would you become even more crispy or wpuld you just explode?
A NORMAL PERSON GETTING STUCK BY LIGHTING HAS A HUGE CHANSE OF GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST. AND WOULD CAUSE DIRECR INJURIES INTO THE BRAIN AND NERVOUS SYSTEM! HOW FUN!
BUT ME? I DONT COUNT MYSELF AS NORMAL... ANYMORE. AFTER BEING PUNSIHED BY THE ENTITY, I’VE BEEN GIVEN THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY, BEING ABLE TO RUIN PEOPLES VERY CONSCIOUSNESS WITH IT! AND AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY BODY I HAVE WIRES GOING IN AND OUT OF ME! AND OF COURSE I HAVE TO GET THIS ELECTRICITY FROM SOMEWHERE. WELL MY DEAR FRIEND, I GET THAT ELECTRICY FROM A SIMPLE LITTLE GENOTATOR IN MY HEART!
I MAY BE RAMBLING A WHOLE BUNCH BUT I’LL TRY AND SUM THIS UP AS SIMPLY AS I POSSIBLY CAN!
SINCE WHEN PEOPPE GET STRUCK BY LIGHTING THEY HAVE A CHANCE OF BEING INTO CARDIAC ARREST; AND MY ELECTRICY COMES FROM MY HEART... I WOULD MOST LIKELY OVER CHARGE AND DIE!
but death isn’t an escape in this waking nightmare.
BUT WHO KNOWS, I MIGHT BECOME EVEN MORE.... “CRISPY”.