sup comic crew, i’m naomi. pisces. xxiii. i am so sorry, i only ever read 3 comics and they were all for rachel grey so...... yeah, im bi and illiterate lol. here’s my son.
OC, RAMI MALEK – the eye is watching you, NYLE ZAVIER. according to records, HE is THIRTY-FOUR. they are associated with N/A; maybe it’s because of their IMMORTALITY. any newcomers should know that they’re LOYAL but sometimes USELESS. good luck, RAGEQUIT!
oh wow, i really got away with just calling him useless, huh... really makes you think. i am so sorry i don’t really know what to put here.
✰ basics;
Full Name: nyle zavier Age: 34 Birthday: 9/22 ( virgo ) Sexual Orientation: bisexual Relationship Status: single Occupation: florist
✰ physical;
Faceclaim: rami malek Eye Color: green Hair Color: brown Height: 5′9 Tattoos, Birthmarks, Scars, etc: “02:49″ behind left year.
✰ facts;
has been xxxiv for, like, a long time ( okay, chill out edward )
his dog is named dust, short for dustford buchanan and yes he found him on the street, and yes he eats garbage. be nice to him.
always gives handmade pottery as gifts.
has photobombed a good number of photos and, for leisure time activities, pulls out history books and looks at pictures of himself kjsdfk
oh, he’s a florist now!!
across time and more time, he’s accumulated a lot of money. and though he does swing wildly from interest to interest, he’s currently very into botany and has poured his heart into his shop.
the plants are organized by necessary sunlight and what topics they thrive listening to him talk about.
he used to run a record shop but it got demolished during some superhero-y shit and is still very salty about it despite the insurance payout. ( welcome’d connection. if you want an immortal enemy who absolutely will make slanderous memes about them on the internet )
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has like, a self worth trigger. fear of insignificance and lacking. he wants to make sure he is finally doing good. has a whimsical outward appearance but privately consumes inhuman amounts of information
an earth-toned bitch, lawful neutral, tries to stay under the radar, has no filter, slob but also a perfectionist,
literally no one calls him ragequit. this is just what happens when people let me, a fool, decide things. i think he would work as a perfect distraction because. he. quite literally. won’t die. why? unclear, its above both our pay grades.
hip grandpa
✰ a very particular set of skills;
resurrective immortality -- with time, all wounds heal , but like, literally.
doesn't imply invulnerability, very sensitive, please do not even YELL in his vicinity.
[ record scratch ] so i bet you’re wondering how he got this convenient hello kitty bandaid. well, sometimes when you’re homeless and new in town and scientific studies that pay cash are *kisses fingertips* ya bread and butter.
so there he is, walking down the street, sitting at a pebbled fold out table, and signing his life away for six months -- a grand per month ( an insane bargain ) when his life does a full one-eighty. he’s taking some pills, getting blasted by, some, like, weird-o mircowaves and running a mile on a track every. single. fucking. day.
it’s cool, he can still eat what he likes -- beans, or whatever -- but he misses the days when he organized books in the library for like 7 cents a day because life is just like that and obsesses over how he can’t leave. he can’t organize books at the library but he still eats beans. unfortunate.
healing factor -- like, when ya mother-figure kisses ur skinned knee. but all over and works pretty quickly but, like, never tucks you into bed at night.
sometimes you just wake up in a dumpster in a sweaty, frantic heap like when you wake up from a dream right before you hit the ground.
really good at making omelettes because he raised chickens for a time
and that’s all folks. sorry for. LITCHERALLY. wasting your time. if anyone, unfortunately, asks me any questions. i will update this. my shoulder hurts so. i will be back in liiiiiike. 14 hours.
