#critblogging

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ashton: haven't any of you ever done crime??

also ashton: I DID IT! I DID THE BRIBE! I DID THE COOL BRIBE THING

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between imogen's trouble with crowds, laudna's Loose Bones, poor circulation, light sensitivity, and -3 strength, and bertrand conking out at the drop of a hat (and maybe ashton's cracks?) i'm really digging a group with more Regular People Problems that have physical ramifications they have to work around.

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Laudna crawling headfirst out of the hole Ashton punched in the plant with glowing green eyes and dripping black ichor yelling I died AGAIN

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And YOU get a pink rock and YOU get a blue flower and YOU get a purple rock-

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Is opal. REHABBING. A betrayer god. With PR techniques.

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love matt 1. stopping the game to inform everyone that the alpha male wolf stuff is debunked bullshit 2. establishing that there is a scientific community in critical role land established enough to have debunked studies that are available to the general public and that they study wolf pack dynamics

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"no i just realized maybe the reason i let myself get beat to shit is in the hope somebody is watching. ouch."

1. ouch

2. ashton is an incredible character not just bc of their whole Vibe (which is INCREDIBLE) but also his constant journey of increasing self-awareness probably driven by always being in the room with a bot who's always ready to start working people through their trauma just in the waiting line to get french fries for breakfast. like i know and love tough sarcastic characters but having a tough sarcastic character who is currently working through their issues on screen with their pocket therapist is revealing such outrageously fun ways to play with the archetype

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they decided to speedrun the door trouble in campaign 3