Jul 1, 2024
that rate the dick pic blog is so funny 😭😭
it is isn’t it! I read every single one and cackling at the grades too
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that rate the dick pic blog is so funny 😭😭
it is isn’t it! I read every single one and cackling at the grades too
Rate me on soft scale 1-10
Critique my dick pick is like the fucking French Academy of softcore porn. All putting a singular arbitrary standard onto dick pics, and the harsh limiting subject matter.
Someone should go all Manet and set up their own dick pic tumblr dedicated to the surely numerous styles of dick pic that are ignored by the pretentious salons of critique my dick pic.
The fact that I don’t critique actual dicks is difficult to fully communicate to men: I still get dozens of emails asking me for private dick reviews, and requests to describe the “perfect penis.” That’s pointless to me, and I’m never going to do it. Just imagine it: imagine, for example, if I decided that the perfect dick is shaped like a coke can, and it’s uncircumcised, and it has visible veins (but not too many), and it’s rock hard and dead straight. Where does that leave people with thin dicks? Veiny dicks? Dicks that veer to one side? Are they supposed to feel shitty and miserable about a body part they can’t change because of the idiosyncratic ideals of some woman from New Zealand they were never going to fuck anyway? It’s nonsense. I find the idea of a “perfect dick” reductive and insidious, and I often have to underline the fact that I’m not here to critique dicks, I’m here to critique dick pics.
What I’ve Learned From My Side Job Critiquing Dick Pics - The Hairpin
critiquemydickpic is such a great tumblr really makes art out of the human body also it is exactly what the title says so like don’t go to it if you don’t want to see pics of penises okay but reading the critiques are great and speaking as someone who looks at bodies without being sexually attracted to them (99% of the time) I found myself just scrolling through this for a solid 45 minutes…also hey maybe you’re a person with a dick and you want to submit go ahead or maybe you just want to get some pointers yeah that’s awesome it’s a good environment because it is all based on the picture specifically not the size or anything so it’s a safe place for you and your nudes