#croagunk used nasty plot

[comical-croagunk]

ATTENTION! the Saturn Battle Royale rankings have updated.

You would still would come in first because you have the braincell.

Kouzuki would come in second because he has psychic powers.

Oume would come in third because he has a cool hair gradient.

Utomiya would be in fourth because.

Kaneko would come last because he couldn't provide a good reason why he'd win.

Stars above, there's another? When does this end?

And why do so many of us have last names starting with K???

[comical-croagunk]

oh shit. okay. anything identifiable about the person that had their bag? or if they said anything to you?

White hair? I guess? They also had a mask or something covering the lower half of their face. Most of their clothing was black or gray, though. And they told me not to look for my roommate.

... I already notified the police, and someone in a Gliscord server suggested I make posters, which- I'll get to it.

it's so hard to thinkwehn they're not ehre

[comical-croagunk]

sterling! you went quiet on gliscord, are you okay?

i— i'm really sorry that happened, you deserve to open up about that stuff on your own terms, not... on the terms of someone impersonating me.

- sylvan

I'm fine. It's not your fault, and you don't have anything to apologize for.

... I just have concerns about people knowing it. About people potentially being unable to see me as anything but. I've put in a lot of work to do, and become, better. Being reduced to my past actions hurts.

(hi, hon! he's stable now, but he's not the greatest with being so emotionally honest, so i typed this out for him at his request.)

[comical-croagunk]

well i guess it's not a big deal but it is kind of surprising...

interesting that that's what you focused in on... is there something you wanna tell us

You know what, sure. I'm in a decent mood today.

It's very hard to be surprised when I also used to date Cyrus, anon.

[comical-croagunk]

【Luxray】 - Is there anyone you wish you could guarantee to NEVER see again?

yeah there's a lot of people. it's personal with some of them and just a general dislike with others

if I had to pick a particular guy though I would pick never seeing my universe's ghetsis again. that guy scared the fuck out of me when I had to fight him, and while my team and I got it done I'd like to not experience that a second time

Yes. And with all I've done to get away from him, all the planning and effort and change, I won't see him again.

[comical-croagunk]

...I see what you mean about the tearing each other to shreds thing.

would you believe me if I said that the stuff he said was like. piddleshit in comparison to what he could've said

[comical-croagunk]

Well, y'know, tearing each other apart is the best part of starting a band. Or so I hear.

In theory, if Saturn and the Saturns became a band, which instrument would you play? So far we've got Kouzuki on bass and Oume as the vocalist.

the actual last thing anybody wants is sterling getting to that point in an argument. he will either have a panic attack or absolutely crush the other person and there's no in between. I help prevent that :D

anyway I don't think he's ever played an instrument before, so. I'm not sure what he'd play. maybe I could teach him the violin? or he sets up some weird contraption with a computer keyboard and adds interesting sounds

[comical-croagunk]

You guys should start a band

In theory, great idea. In practice? I worry that we'd all tear each other to shreds. Everyone's at different stages in life.