Crocodile Fury (1988) Just incase you dont know Godfrey Ho films are often one unreleased Tai film edited into an original plotless ninja or hopping vampire movie. Sure Godfrey Ho did more than that but hes infamous for that. This is definetly one of those...and this one is batshit crazy. Made at the same time as the equally infamous Robovampire where a dollar store Robocop fights vampires cut with a Tai war movie. With the same cast members from both films we get a witch using vampires to fight soilders mixed with an epic movie about a woman cursed to turn into a crocodile then to kill pretty much everyone! Silly dubbed dialog making everyone sound hilarious as random characters mention each other to make it feel some how they are connected. I had passed over this movie for years as often it used posters and covers from other films like the italian film Killer Crocodile, so I didnt know it was so connected to Robvampire. Honestly it's even fucking wilder. Recently Importamt Cinema Club interviewed the woman from the Vampire witch story as she was just on vacation and got pulled into the movie not really knowing what it was. Gives great insight on how these movies happened, I recommend you look it up. After listening to the podcsst I had to check the movie out and man am I glad. Nonsense and madness and holy fuck is the Crocodile violence bloody. The opening of the film is a super cut of the kills the Crocodile does making it look like one huage massacre. People just fall into the crocs mouth as legs stick out and blood gush like the trap door gag from Evil Dead 2. The rest of the people get snapped in half by the croc in a bloody manner as well. Oh and the crocs are all made by a wizard as well. So yeah Wizards, vampires and people who become giant crocodiles. The only thing this movie is missing is common sense and at this point who cares about that jazz.
