[9:10:06 PM] Shiro: Fuck does everyone in sim-Egypt have a secret crypt under their house?
[9:10:21 PM] Scobie: Yes
[9:10:26 PM] Scobie: This is how Egypt works
[9:10:44 PM] Scobie: All Egyptians have crypts under their houses
[9:10:53 PM] Shiro: But why
[9:11:24 PM] Shiro: Like I just met this nice old couple, and now I gotta desecrate the ancient tomb under their house so my contact can get laid
[9:12:45 PM] Scobie: . . .
[9:12:51 PM] Scobie: Video games am I right
[9:13:08 PM] Scobie: They make you say things that make no friggin' sense at all









