National Treasure 5
Nate: I've been working on fixing this image for a good 2 hours apparently the artist of this chart thought it was a good idea to just join teeth because they like, do that *rolls eyes*
Jay: i have teh teeth of a titan
EREN JAEGAR-DA
Nate: I swear they did this in ms paint
this is retarded
this is painful.
Jay: and the guy who did it is the architect
the image encoded details
Nate: why do these teeth join together!!!
Jay: have information from the past to you future nate
Nate: i doubt it
Jay: xD
Nate: this is like someone did this in crayon
Jay: shhhhhh
Nate: and is torturing me
xD
Jay: you're ruining the story
Nate: fucking scanned images
sorry i ruined your National Treasure story
Jay: hahahahahaHAHAHAHAH
i wasn't supposed to tell anyone
but that's the plot for the 5th one
this time
Nichols Cage is in
your teeth
and you are addicted to meth
and you're trying to get him out of your teeth
Nate: lol
my teeth are falling out
due to meth addiction
Jay: plot twist but not plot twist
hes not in your teeth
Nate: I'll have to boot heroine as well
puke on my vomit
die
Jay: and you have to follow all the clues just to find that out
Nate: so Nicholas Cage can take over my body and find the one piece
Jay: ^
yes
you take shrooms
trip out real hard
think you are Voltron
rip his spine out
defeat Captain Jack Sparrow
take over the moon
start a lemonade factory in Utah
because
just because
end movie
roll credits
30 sec clip
of dude in closet
Nate: the whole movie is the fabrication of a autistic kid on acid
who dies before the film ends
so where does the movie come from?
projected consciousness he left behind in a newly developed machine
owned by Nicholas Cage
you can only view it once
and it makes your brain aneurysm
the last image forever implanted on your retinas
Nicolas Cage slaughters millions trying tor get all the images
killing them frame by frame
Nicholas Cage gets cancer and vomits up his tumor which is his heart
he is the cancer that is killing /b/
Moot slaughters him in a cat costume
the cat costume was made by Nicholas Cage's mom
from her own flesh
Moot dies due to absorbed diseases
this brains leave a nice trail of blood
down a drain
in the drain is a key
the key opens Narnia
in the lions butt hole is a memory stick
the stick reveals that Narnia doesn't exists
it implodes upon this fact becoming reality
the implosion of Narnia leaves an imprint in the eyeball of one autistic man
i hand you a hamburger
Jay: r g 4 does not compute