@crows-dance (X)
✛ ─── "Do you really believe I don't have the ability to entertain you?" Alucard tutted. A coy smile pressed on his extensive lips as he approached Vergil, towering over the seated king. "Perpahs I cannot carry a baby for you, as you were surely exhilarated on the night of your son's conception. But I can provide...a similar experience. "
Alucard smiled wide. He knew he could say such things to Vergil & get away with it. The most the demon king could do is turn the vampire down, but seeing as how his master is so tense lately, Alucard doubted that would be the case. "What can I do for you, my strong, powerful master?" He swung a pencil thin leg, then the another over the Sparda Son's lap to sit facing him. He knew which words to use on Vergil's vast ego.
"What means should I use to ease away the burdens that plauge you? My hands? My mouth? My teeth?" He leaned in close enough to nudge his master's ear. "Will you have me ride you?"












