I need some of your Jeff headcanons PUHLEAAASE.
jeff the way i draw and write him probably isn’t too different from how most people do in the fandom. he’s an asshole, but i hc him as less juvenile of an asshole. he’s vulgar, sleazy, drinks like a motherfucker and he’s as loyal as a hooker, he’s a real nasty piece of work. but he’s honest about it.
from the get go jeff’s a degenerate, he’s a narcissist, he doesn’t pretend to be anything else, doesn’t mask for anyone. he’s completely uncharismatic, he’s blunt and crass and he says shit with the express awareness that it makes people uncomfortable. doesn’t do it because he gets a kick out of it, though. other people and their reactions don’t mean shit to him. jeff doesn’t think much of other people at all.
he’s really smart, actually, smarter than almost anyone he’s run into. but his brain runs fast and loud impatient. It’s led to him having very cynical ideas about what everyone else is good for. which, to him, isn’t much. he lacks the holistic view of other people as individuals with lives worth living or thoughts worth listening to.
he’s a piece of shit womanizer, he doesn’t do relationships. the company he keeps consists of one night stands or a handful of one off trysts that last a week at most before he moves on, inevitably, with all the girls ending up dead.
he has anger issues, bad. dealing with him is like dealing with a landmine. his temper is violent, and red hot, most of him is made up by his rage. he gets into bar fights, brawls, he’ll pull a knife on anyone that pisses him off enough, his woman included.
my jeff’s completely infatuated with jane, obviously. she’s a long time fixation of his. most of his rules, his misanthropy, his self obsession, they all go through the shredder, get warped and tangled and spit back out, for her.