#cruel!

[mistressandry]

fuck marry kill

choices are wulbren, the ghoul, and emmrich

UHHHHM....

Fuck Wulbren.......... -marry.... emm....

AL IF YOU WRE MY FRIEND YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME 😭😭😭😭😭

[bingohostess]

The Crash - Sugared CD single (1999)

[citrusses]

fic asks 4&5!! - @desertforestfic <3

Ah thank you for the ask frank, these are wonderfully difficult q's. And honestly i think my answers would change depending on the day of the week but

4. Which fic do you secretly root for to get the most hits/kudos, etc.?

my least popular child, the microfic may from last year. listen, i know she doesn't look like much. less than 4k words. Rated T. "not beta read" tag. BUT. writing a non-linear fic over 31 days made me really work hard on my sentences/economy of language. and i spent a long time adding the "choose your adventure" links to the end of each chapter. so i do root for her. Also Flesh Memory, which is a teddy/harry (aka often-squicky rarepair) fic that isn't even fun for teddy/harry enthusiasts bc it has a sad ending. But I, personally, really like it. Because these fics will never, ever, be my most kudosed/hit, I always get very happy when anyone does read or comment on them.

5. Which fic do you fear has become too powerful and must be stopped?

I think Alpha and Omega and Omega hit its 9 month stride (my personal feeling is that ao3 fics need a full term of gestating after publishing to find their audience) and has surpassed most of my fics on ye olde stats page. i wrote this fic specifically because i didn't find any fics on the alpha/omega/omega threesome tag, so of course I'm happy that people are finding this addition to the omegaverse porn universe, but also i do have some "look upon my works ye mighty and despair" feelings about the trajectory of the omegaverse threesome in my oeuvre.

[ask game]

[lesbianfujoshis]

nhl coaches will see zach benson (a cherub/carnie) smile and ask is anyone going to challenge that goal?

[yumeyleo]

how i look at my pookie (they're my first reason to live)

[translightyagami]

there’s like a weirdly prevalent AI person who keeps using this technology to make a fem L who has the BIGGEST gazonkas on earth. my girl is SUFFERING with back pain bc some pervert needs to fuck AFAB L and the massive AI generated titties she’s been weigh down with.

[godnausea]

no we should not give unlimited opioids to everyone especially if they are in chronic pain that’s literally doing harm