#crusaderkings

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“Damn it, why do we always get caught murdering people?”

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“What’s it gonna take to start the murders?”

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“I’m perfectly fine with my mum trying to murder somebody”

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“You owe me 2000 bodies. 2000 warm corpses”

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“You’re gonna come home with nothing but shame between your legs”

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“I need more kids, damnit!”

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“Sorry son. I know you feel like I’m abandoning you. It’s because I am”

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“Crap, my wife died... at least I noticed this time”