Business as unusual Hanars Faroom #10
Yo yo yo homedogs, new honors forum post up in heah!
This forum was, interesting, to say the least. I say this for a couple of reasons:
A. IT felt like an extended ad to me. It seems a bit predictable, if you have the head of marketing come to tell you about a company, it is inevitably going to be a marketing pitch. She pulled up a business catalog for goodness sake. Now i understand it may have been a mistake but still, it seemed a bit predictable and could have been prevented.
B. Do we even have money to buy this stuff? I dont like spending 15 bucks on a shirt, let alone hundreds on a James bond jacket. Nothing against James bond, but I'd rather get a new power pc than get a super jacket. But hey, that's just me.
C. She explicitly told us at the end that she shoved her "values" in at the last 5 minutes. I appreciate the honesty, but dude, its supposed to be spread out in the entire thing, not concentrated at the end.
D. Fashion is weird. That's about it.
So yeah, now that the rant is over, and I have about 100 words left, welcome to the humor section, like the value section but not at all serious ( but I will mention values because i am good kid)
Pro life tips:
When your parents are in town, and they want you to take your friends out to free dinner, do not invite your crush. This is a trap. (citation needed) Then again, giving people free food makes them like you. Be careful.
On the other hand, appreciate your parents guys. They're probably helping you through school, or sending you care packages, or just doing weird spirit rituals to give you good karma. All of which are nice things to have. Call 'em bros. They'll appreciate it.
As for food, eat that. It makes you go. Free food also makes you go, but it's better because it's free.
Okay so that's over 3000 words, good job me. Thanks me. Your welcome, me.
Unrelated: Crushes are hard and they suck.