cryle headcanons:
• When Kyle gets pissed off and starts swearing Craig sorta admires it just because he wishes he could say the same bad stuff
• You know how Craig had asked to do Thomas his laundry before, with Kyle they could play laundromat together like how Kyle did with the others before like in the video
• Craig acts like a smartass but is actually a dumbass, Kyle acts like a smartass and actually is one
• Kyle would win in a physical and verbal fight (but I think Craig would think that’s cool about him but would also make him salty)
• Before Craig confessed he would stare at Kyle and get caught at the worst moments (for example when he’s picking his nose… (hc based on a TikTok and SP clip)
• They both are kinda nerds, Kyle has an Einstein poster in his room, Craig is a space and science nerd (Kyle has space stuff too in his closet!!) so they have someone to share their interests with finally
• Kyle is a morning person and Craig is a night owl (he won’t stop watching his shows)
• When studying together Kyle would mostly help Craig except the subjects Craig is really passionate about (physics, science, etc…) it would be the other way around
• Kyle doesn’t know anything about Red Racer at all (he’s out of the loop) but he listens anyways when Craig talks about it (Kyle gets kinda forced into liking it so then they can always watch it together)
• Craig would TRY to listen quietly when Kyle is pissed off and rants about stuff (mostly bc of Cartman…)
• They could make fun of people together (Kyle about Cartman and Craig about his friends but wouldn’t mind making fun of Cartman at all too)
• Cartman would tease Kyle for hanging out with Craig especially because Craig’s gay.. 😁
• Kyle always knows what to say and Craig never does (Kyle mostly initiates the conversations in the beginning even though Craig first approached him)
• Craig tells Kyle space and guinea pig facts at random
• Craig is more easygoing than Kyle, so he doesn’t really bother to be as passionate about what’s right like him but when Kyle gets mad at stuff in his stead, Craig does kinda appreciate him
• Kyle and Craig filming TikToks of Stripe together, Kyle convinced him because people love cute animal video’s and Craig knows that well too (that one ep of Craig filming animals with the wide camera lens) and maybe Craig could lend him that camera to film it so it’d turn out even better :)
• Kyle finding the real list and seeing Craig 1st place, being reminded of that one time he catched Craig staring at him while picking his nose and thinking ‘what do they even see in him?’
• Kyle being mad he lost the Halloween costume contest with his handmade solar system costume with the planets with them all even made accurately (in that one Halloween ep)! or something and even though he lost, Craig being mad impressed he did all that and does somewhat appreciate his costume
• Craig picking up the habit to say “You bastards!” from hanging out with Kyle whenever Kenny dies.
• Craig likes to show off, like by being a smartass, so he would try to impress Kyle
• Kyle sitting at his computer, looking intently, Craig walking by and asking “what are you doing…” “spreading hate on the internet” Craig sits down at a computer next to him doing the same
• Craig getting a nice tan in the summer, Kyle on the other hand getting absolutely sunburnt because he’s a pale ginger kid