#cryptagehound

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crushin.......

[teacornertidy]

All I can think of is Angst-y and fluffy stuff right now,

What if in the mids of the season when Crypto was starting to get the hangs of things, he got paired for a match with Bloodhound. To which most know they use a special device on their wrist to control their ultimate, limiting the time of it. But what if when Crypto uses his E.M.P, it damages Bloodhound's device, making them go beserk and go on a killing spree. Leaving a very terrified and worried Crypto watching as his drone gets shredded apart by the now insane Bloodhound. They do win, but Bloodhound is still stuck in the beserk mode and it take Crypto & Mirage a lot of handling and comforting to get them somewhat stable. Leaving Bloodhound the next day with a somewhat 'hangover' from using up so much energy from the ultimate, and a worried Crypto and Mirage, Crypto apologizing a ton and shit. Lots of cuddles from Crypto & Mirage, and attempts of small kisses from Crypto. Leaving Bloodhound in a mixture of annoyed and satisfied at the actions.

22/12/19

[miragesgaycrisis]

thinks abt bloodhound gently kissing one (or both) of their boyfriends hands and needs to lie down for an hour

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Also I dont know if you've drawn this before or not but I cant get the visual of Crypto and Bloodhound kissing Mirage's cheeks since you said that so if you wanna do that I would die

hes in heaven jkhdsfggsh

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spare some cryptagehound hcs?

bloodhound has a habit of always asking their boyfriends before kissing one of them if they can kiss them. crypto had some boundary stuff hes very adamant about and it definitely helps him.

mirage spends two weeks trying to befriend artur bc she doesnt like him very much and bloodhound watches very quietly while artur sits on cryptos shoulder. cryptos actually only a little bit afraid of this large raven who likes to bite peoples ears but she really likes him for some reason. probably because half his face is metallic and pretty shiny. but thats just the working theory.

they hang out in bloodhounds room together most of the time cuz they always have scented candles.

mirage surprises his partners by learning to cook some of their favorite foods that he didnt already know how to make. work in progress to get it just right but the gesture is obviously well received. 

it is not uncommon to catch mirage and bloodhound outside together late at night while cryptos working on stuff. theyve talked a lot about home and missing it when its super late but other times they just enjoy each others company.

if crypto lies down for more than two minutes one (or both !) of his partners Will lay down next to him just to chill. that makes him smile. 

mirage and crypto talk a lot while each working on their respective gear. theyve kinda got a repair routine going. bloodhound a bit less cuz their stuff isnt damaged as often. but they like to hangout in the workshop area and watch their boyfriends work. 

mirage gets bullied by his partners (lovingly, obviously) for not wearing his glasses again. this changes nothing cuz now hes not gonna wear them out of spite.

bloodhound hands crypto another wooden carving of a comet they made. he puts it on his desk with the other few theyve given him. hes got a little row of them now underneath his computer monitor. 

mirage kicks his feet up into bloodhounds lap and they immediately pull him over to Actually sit in their lap. this goes for crypto too because he also does that. you two need to just commit to sitting in your partners lap instead. 

bloodhound rlly likes handholding. they are soft. the first time they kissed mirages hand he nearly lost his mind. 

crypto hasnt told them Everything about his former identity yet and they know that, they arent stupid, but they also know that when hes ready to talk about it he will talk. and they will both listen.

if theyre on the same squad you Will die. you WILL lose. 

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Oh!!! I didnt think about if you're willin to do ship hc's because some Bloodhound/Crypto/Mirage headcannons would be FANTASTIC

i love them so much i will try

mirage has a type and its recon legends apparently. 

crypto and bloodhound like to stay up really late for no reason and mirage can and will fall asleep on one of them while the other looks on affectionately. 

mirage swears he became a changed man the first time bloodhound was on his squad because they had to revive him and in doing so had to briefly hold him in their arms. crypto doesnt believe him until it happens to him. 

being held by bloodhound is a life changing experience.

bloodhound holds their boyfriends. their boyfriends are hold.

crypto doesnt like to go out in public much so they have a lot of private dates which means mirage gets to cook for both him and bloodhound.

no one;bloodhound; making another cloak for mirage to wear while crypto sits and observes

mirage short circuits when he gets kissed from either side by both partners. they know this and exploit it. 

bloodhound likes to borrow mirages scarves and cryptos jackets. its a look. who could stop them.

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bloodhound mostly does the growling for the cameras in the ring and just for fun because lets face it growling is really fun but either way crypto and mirage in unison will go “thats hot” every time.

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not to be cryptagehound on sideblog but; 

ways to kill mirage in one hit. kiss on the cheek from both sides by both partners. thanks for ur time.