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Red eyes. Dark wings. Your doom never looked so good.

He doesn’t say anything. He just watches. Not creepy—comforting. Like he saw everything coming and still showed up anyway.

Mothman is your tall, dark omen of love. Sensitive. Intense. Glows when he’s into you. Flies off when it’s too real. Just like your last situationship, but with feathers.

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[unhingedephemera]

What if your calendar knew your type… and it was “horns, claws, and brooding silences”? You flip the page. A shadowy forest. A soft growl. Bigfoot, arms crossed, looking like he’s about to ask you to slow dance in the dark. You weren’t planning to fall for a cryptid this year—but here we are.

Cryptid Boyfriend: 12 Months of Monster Hunks is a digital calendar of flirty posters featuring your favorite paranormal creatures—Bigfoot, Mothman, Wendigo, and more—reimagined as dark, hunky icons. Each month comes as high-res art (11x17), with and without calendar grids, plus print-ready PDFs. Think pin-up art meets folklore thirst.

If you've ever sighed wistfully at the silhouette of the Jersey Devil… you can find them all in my Etsy shop.