#cryptobiologist

[yourfaveisanavatar]

the cryptobiologist from thought potato’s cryptobiology series is an avatar of the eye!

[megasqueakysqueak]

24, 27, 41 for any of your OCs ^_~

24)   Do they have a love/hate relationship with any of them?

Ok now we’re gonna dive into Milo’s relationship with Marie. Milo sees Marie as nothing more than a tool really. She’s important, yes, and he will do everything in his power to keep her active and in good condition. But does he care for her beyond what she provides for him? No. Not at all. Marie however does very much care for Milo but only because she doesn’t have a choice. She was programmed with a deep caring for him and would give up her life for him in an instant. She actually doesn’t have much of her own thoughts or even a personality. She is all about Milo all the time. Everything she thinks, says, or does will always revolve around him. 

27)   Do they have a crush on any of their friends?

Milo doesn’t feel love for anything besides himself lmao. 

41)   Are they dating anyone? Do they want to date? Are the married? Divorced?

Divorced actually! Milo used to have a wife named Roxanne, she was a cazar. They met in college and married shortly after their graduation. She was a botanist. As for if he wants to hop back into the dating world? No. He knows dating other villains would only lead to disaster and he can’t relate to normal people anymore. 

[irkimatsu]

cryptobiologist replied to your post: “Me enjoying a video: :) Me after that video makes a stupid, outdated...”:

m e too or when 'autistic' is suddenly used as an insult

Oh, Christ, “autistic as an insult” is a surefire way to make me turn a video off immediately, why do people still do this

[irkimatsu]

cryptobiologist replied to your post: “I started playing the Uta no Prince-sama game on my phone’s...”:

i tried it too and am not attached to any of the boys at all which makes it not fun because the main point of the game is to pick a fave and bond w them i guess? maybe if i watched the anime itd be better but then you're right about love live being more interesting w them coming from nothing. ive been playing bandori and love the gameplay for that but idk abt the characters at all bc i cant read japanese and havent watched the anine

It’s been difficult for me to pick a favorite because I can’t tell any of them apart for the life of me. I can tell basic archetypes, I guess, but so many of them seem to fall into the same archetype! I guess it makes sense for that “charming, romantic prince” type to be common, it’s right there in the title, but god, they all feel the same to me. I chose Ai as my favorite because the bio gave me the impression that he’s like an alien or robot trying to study humans - hey, his name is Ai, so like AI? I figured he’d be interesting. Maybe like a chiller version of Haru from Tsuritama - I adored Haru. But... no, I can barely tell anything about him. So I just sat there thinking about how wild Love Live would go with a concept like that, we already got Yoshiko and she’s my #1 daughter... and I just... really? Is this really it? The gameplay is fun - there are some things I wish Love Live did, some things I miss from Love Live, it evens out - but my not giving a shit about the characters, or about where they’re going because they’re already at the top anyway, is a massive detriment...

(As for Bandori, that’s getting an English release in spring, if you’re interested! I know very little about that franchise as well, but I’ll definitely be playing the game for the cover songs even if nothing else. I’ll unlock “Hanamaru Pippi wo Yoiko Dake” and then play solely that until the end of time)

[megasqueakysqueak]

@cryptobiologist replied to your photo: Looks like Ratchet has been snooping around and... i feel like lulu is looking into my soul & knows what i did (and even i don’t know what i did) and approves

Lulu approves of your trouble making. ;) 

[megasqueakysqueak]

@cryptobiologist suggestion: they're giant assholes, like wasps

/Wheezes/ They're pretty, but they're assholes. If Ratchet even gets close to any of their food they chase him off their homeworld. 

[megasqueakysqueak]

imagine ash "generously" decorating alex's office for xmas and alex thinks he's taking the piss by putting mistletoe up but ash doesn't actually understand what it is bc he hasn't celebrated xmas before BYE

yES THO. AshbetterrunAlexdoesn'ttakekindlytoteasing

[theagentofouendan]

Character: Morgana

Okay. o3o

Send me a character and I’ll answer these!!

1: sexuality headcanon: Heterosexual? Morgana is a cat-2: otp: But… why? 3: brotp: Probs Morgana and Joker. Those two go hand-in-hand.4: notp: Morgana x Any of the ladies in the Phantom Thieves. You are a cat, Mona.5: first headcanon that pops into my head: When Morgana wanders around during social links, he’s actually just trying to steal food from restaurants.6: one way in which I relate to this character: Morgana feels useless. I too, feel useless.7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Morgana trying to flirt with Ann like, bro, stop trying to bang the fashion model-8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: Sinnamon roll.