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Sasuke, Itachi, Sai, Hinata, Gaara, Shikamaru, Shino , Kurenai
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Kiba, Naruto, Lee, Kankuro, Sakura, Ino, Choji, Gai, Yamato, Iruka
HUNTERS
Neji, Tenten, Temari, Kakshi, Asuma

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No Particular Reason
VAMPIRE
Sasuke, Itachi, Sai, Hinata, Gaara, Shikamaru, Shino , Kurenai
WEREWOLF
Kiba, Naruto, Lee, Kankuro, Sakura, Ino, Choji, Gai, Yamato, Iruka
HUNTERS
Neji, Tenten, Temari, Kakshi, Asuma
Emptying out my old drafts, this is from 2025, I have no idea where I wanted to take this but it's cute🤷♀️
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"Kakashi!"
You're stomach suddenly felt warm, then the pain came crashing through.
You let out a wail of pain, chakra coarsing through your hands as you killed the ninja who had stabbed you.
Kakashi stumbled beside you. You had jumped in the way of that blade. A blade meant for him. And now blood was pooling in your grey ANBU flack vest.
Your knees became unsteady and you could feel youself falling as you grasped your stomach, trying to apply enough preassure to stop the bleeding.
Before you could hit the ground you felt a pair of strong arms take a hold of you.
The white haired ninja stuttered trying to get out words. Why? Why would you jump in like that? What kind of idiot would sacrifice their life needlessly like that. Why did you care if he lived or died. The scroll the two of you were sent to steal was in your bag, even if he was captured or killed it would be of no bearing on the mission. Instead you stupidly jumped in front of that blade to save him.
Why was someone like you even in the ANBU?
"Have to... get, get back to the village" You mumbled out and it snapped him out of his thoughts. He could sense more pursuers. Taking you with him would slow him down... For the mission it was best to.
"Damn you" He said, taking you in his arms and jumping into the trees.
Every jump revived the flame of pain in your stomach but you stayed silent. Cries of pain would lead the enemy to you.
You don't remember how long after you passed out but when you woke up you were back in the village, specifically in a hospital room, bandaged up with an IV in your arm and a mop of white hair laying at the side of your bed.
As he turned his head in his sleep you saw his right eye puffy and bruised.
"Kakashi" You said, voice hoarse and weak but it woke the young ninja in a start.
"You're awake" He exclaimed.
"You're eye" You said.
Rewriting Boruto because my faves deserved better
I'm not actually back but I am so mad watching Boruto that I'm coming back just to rewrite it.
I'm gonna start with the fact that I actually like Boruto, kind of. I like the idea of it a lot more than the execution but I think as far as next generation stories go it has a better base than a lot of others.
That being said Here's how I'd change things to be more interesting and not just a rehash of Naruto.
First of all I'm changing the timeline. Apparently Canon Boruto happens "more than ten years" after the 4th Ninja war whichm yeah no shit.
But that makes no sense with Mirai's age, Boruto and Sarada's ages or the technological advancements we see.
Instead our show takes place 16 years after 4th Ninja War and 7 years into Naruto's time as Hokage. (this is where I voice my anger at the Hokage Inauguration special because Boruto and Himawari look like they're at the start of the series and there's no way that's right.)
Anyway, 16 years after the 4th Great Ninja War Boruto Uzumaki is 11 years old and he and Sarada are about to graduate from the academy. We'll get back to them.
Right now I'm getting rid of scientific ninja tools, because what do you mean in "more than ten years" we go from messages between villages being dilivered by hawk to handheld video games?!
No.
The newest technology in my rewrite is a telegraph and the thunder train.
Under no circumstances will I allow five kage summits to happen via Zoom.
Back on topic, having the show take place 16 years after the end of shippuden gives our characters enough time to actually grow up, get married and have kids without making Naruto and Hinata date for like a year before Boruto is born. Which is stupid.
On the topic of ages though, our main group of kids is gonna be a little different.
Boruto and Sarada will be around the same age at about 11 years old while the next generation of Ino Shika Cho is gonna be a year older than them, already being genin at the start of our new show.
Inojin, Shikadai and Chocho are also going to be a bit different than they are in cannon Boruto.
Firstly, Chocho's mom is going to be a civilian. There's really no reason for Choji to marry Karui when I don't even remember them fighting together in the war arc.
I personally think it would be cute for Choji to fall for the daughter of the Barbecue restraunts owner (it can be a whole thing where they meet because he goes there with Shikamaru and Ino to remember Asuma and they bond over their fond memories of the resteraunt). Either way no Karui.
Inojin and Shikadai only readdly change in how their story arcs play out, with Shikadai's mom still being Temari (though she would have a larger part to play in the village politics as a sort of ambasedor from the sand) and Sai still being Inojin's dad.
You can fight me Sai and Ino make a cute couple if they're written well, we just don't see them written well.
Really I'm just giving Shikadai and Inojin a shared feeling of being torn between two sides of their family. Shikadai between the sand and the leaf and Inojin between the Yamanaka clan and his father.
Specifically we would see this through their struggles as the heirs to their clans to find a balance in their parent's signature Justsu.
For Shikadai this would manifest in him dressing with more influence from the sand village as well as feeling the preassure of being both the heir to the Nara clan and (for most of his childhood) the heir to the Kazekage clan.
With Inojin it would manifest as a struggle between Sai's super beast scroll, which comes easier to him, and the Yamanaka clan's mind transfer justsu which he must master as the heir to the clan and the next leader of the barrier team after Ino.
To wrap up their team, instead of Moegi this Team 10's Jounin captain would be Konahamaru, following the tradition of Sarutobi's teaching Ino Shika Cho.
Now we come back to Team 7. Boruto, Sarada and not Mitsuki.
Sorry to any Mistski fans but I see no place for gim in this rewrite. Instead the first main "arc" of this much calmer and more slice of life version of Boruto would be deciding the final member of this new Team 7.
This new Boruto show would focus a bit more on the adults along with the children and would start with the challenge of Naruto trying to build his son's team.
This is alos a great place to mention that I would change Boruto's relationship with his dad a bit. Mostly because after 7 years he would be somewhat used to his dad's busy schedule and with the big change that while not making too much extra time for his family, the time he does spend with them is stpent in person. No more shadow clones at home.
Their relationship is still rocky but instead of rage Boruyp would have more quiet disapointment in his dad.
We'd also see more of Sasuke because no matter what the Boruto writers will try to tell me you cannot convince me that the boy who watched his brother murder their parents would leave his daughter alone for so long he doesn't recognize her face.
Would he be a good dad? No.
But that's because he has the emotional range of a cucumber not because he's absent.
Anyway after some deep dives into Boruto and Sarada's classmates the Team 7 (actually Team 18) would consist of Boruto Uzumaki, Sarada Uchiha and a member of the Aburame clan!
Why? Because we're getting rid of whatever it is they're trying to do with the whole Karma power plot and just giving Boruto a Byakugan.
Together Aburame insects, the Byakugan and a Sharingan Team 18 would be able to track down and immedietly take down anyone.
Especially with their Jounin captain, the newly promoted Mirai Sarutobi.
Why?
Because she's wasted being a side character and I love her.
Also I think it would be cool for Sarada, unlike Sasuke to favor Genjustu like her uncle Itachi and Mirai would be the perfect teacher for that.
The rest of Boruto and Sarada's class would be mostly relegated to side characters that pop up once in while but it's fine casue our cast also features our grown up Konoha 12. We're not lacking for leads.
the first main bit of the show would follow Team 18 as they train and try to become their own kind of ninja. I'm imagining something in a very similliar vain to the early seasons of My Hero Academia with a heavy focus on inter character interactions and the action coming from mostly low stakes training instead of for example world ending aliens. like cannon Boruto did. Feel the sarcasm drip from that sentance.
I hate the entire Otsostuki plot.
A fun bonus of not having our main characters fight a world ending threat is that we don't have to nerf Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura so much that they look like Kushina in Road To Ninja.
That is to say, all of the small missions and training intersperces with personal growth and actually delving into the feeling that you can never live up to your literal war hero parents so you have to find something new for yourself would bring us the final arc. The Chunin exams.
Why final? because Brouto does not need to be so fucking long.
The Chunin exams would allow our characters to show just how much they've grown as ninja and also as people, we would see Shikadai and Inojin finding a balance between their parent's signature Justsu and something completley their own, we'd see Boruto and Sarada grow as friends (like we see in canon Boruto) as well as finding their niche well outside of their father's legacy. Unlike in Boruto where they spam their dad's signature moves like we're in an Ultimate Ninja Storm Game.
Seriosuly let these kids be their own people.
and we'd get to see my beloved Gaar who I honestly wouldn't change anything about because he's perfect, though maybe his hair but that's it.
We'd get a little dessert of knowing the world of Naruto is in good hands. The next generation are thriving and our favorite characters indeed got their happily ever after.
In Love with the Enemy
Naruto x Akatsuki!Reader
Summary: Naruto falls in love with Akatsuki member
A/n: did this come out the way I was hoping? No. Am I posting it anyway because it’s been sitting in my drafts since 28 October 2024 and it hasn’t been changed because I’m stumped? Yes.
Married to the Enemy [18+]
Nani Hyuga x Reader
Summary: You confront Neji.
Warning: angsty
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Nurse
Naruto X Nurse!Reader
Summary: Hello, can I request a Naruhina x nurse reader? (if it bothers you, you can make the characters separately) So the reader is like some kind of stereotype of the cute and clumsy nurse and her power is some kind of medical jutsu but faster and more effective but it tires the reader too much and It's like a flower because its jutsu intensifies and regenerates with the sun, it also has to stay very hydrated. By Anonymous (⌐■-■)💕
A/n: I wrote this on the train… just thought it would be a fun fact.
in the mood to bully an old man. jiraiya x fem!reader, nsfw
"please." he's so desperate and pathetic, down on his knees as you sit at your vanity. his cock rests pathetically against his thigh, whimpering out beads of pre whenever you glance his way.
"you can't afford me." there's a soft pop as the cap comes off of your lipstick, taking pity as you drag it down the side of his face.
"i can— i can pay tomorrow, i-i swear to god i can. just—" his dark eyes close as you draw another line, a shiver shuddering his bones. "please. be nice to an old man."
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Kakashi x Reader
Summary: You’re Hokage Kakashi’s assistant, often the last one in the office with him.
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The Hokage’s office was quiet, too quiet, except for the soft scratching of pens and the occasional sigh from across the desk.
Kakashi sat with his usual slouch, silver hair falling into his eyes as he combed through yet another mountain of paperwork.
You sat across from him, your own stack just as high, doing your best to keep your head down and your heart steady.