#cryptobloggin

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I was late to the Bigfoot talk but I caught the part where a hog hunter #confirmed that lady Bigfoot have titties so I got the important bit

Also I want to buy EVERYTHING at the vendors table but I must restrain myself until 3 so I don't have to carry everything around. I did impulse buy a fruit bat skull tho and the vendor said shed hold onto it for me till later

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Holy shit holy shit so people are mingling cause the panel ended early and I've been sitting by the publisher of the Bye Bye Man for the past hour

He fucking

Not the author, the guy who published the fucking book

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THE CRYPTOLOOT I had such a good time tho all the vendors closed up early so my plan to buy everything I wanted after the talks ended in... failure... rip... there's like 3 books I really wanted too but they're gone now. Still got some neat shit tho and some business cards. I had to make Hard Decisions about what prints to buy but I decided 1. When will I ever find another cutesy print of the death worm no one cares about the death worm 2. The catus warms my soul each time I look at it But mothman, mandrake, and Wendi go were TEMPTING

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@slacktivities HA no, I'm at the cryptozoology conference and the Texas Bigfoot rep was telling us all about a hog hunter who watched miss Bigfoot beat a wild hog to death with her bare hands and knew she was a she because breasts

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So, two strong theories for dog men/the beast of bray road:

Coyotes/wolves that learned to stand up on their hind legs as a fear response/intimidation tactic

Or

Potential interdimensional travelers slipping in and out of a wormhole located at the center of a number of sacred Native American trails that create a medicine wheel

I know which one I WANT to believe