#crystalballfucker

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crystalballfucker replied to your post:jobhaver replied to your post:jobhaver replied to...

you take the water in, hold it in your mouth, spit. you control the water, it is your bullet

interesting. is this lethal, and moreover, is it legal?

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crystalballfucker replied to your post: assigned andro at birth

my gender is some bone

as an agender i'm a non-chordate, possessing neither an endoskeleton nor an exoskeleton. yet as a trans lady, if i did have bones, which i don't, they would be andro bones

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crystalballfucker replied to your post:i would buy a shirt that says “keep calm and jon...

will you make this

im gonna be honest i am too lazy and too cashless to make and buy a shirt like that for a joke on the internet

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crystalballfucker replied to your post: 2chaaaain replied to your p...

saw something about it actually being your ‘onion’

sometimes its my onion and i dont think you can tell me when it is and is not my onion

2chaaaain replied to your post: 2chaaaain replied to your p...

we dont have any.

this is what i believe may be one of those 'fail' moments

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crystalballfucker replied to your post: Orchesteral Manouvers in the Dark were...

uh New Order, bish?

Uh, Yeah, sure thing hun :)

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crystalballfucker replied to your post: essentially “there is nothing objectiv...

sorry

not you! fucker is fair game for reclaimation always in my onino