#crystalinegodoflies

[tonystark-iamironman]

"In what world do you think you are actually welcome here. Newsflash: I don't like you, get out." 

crystalinegodoflies

[whenthexstormends]

Loki shook his head as he stood outside of the autobody shop. Had Thor really sunk so low? He sighed and conjured a glamour that gave him red hair and blue eyes. He just hoped Thor wouldn't see through it. He walked into the shop, looking around as he waited for Thor to show up.

Walking in, the Aesir masquerading as human tossed his jacket on a chair and proceeded to roll up his sleeves. And he would have gotten straight to work if he wasn't distracted by someone already in the garage. Confusion and wariness both crossed his features before he offered the stranger a friendly smile, "I am sorry, but we are not open yet. Can I offer you help?"

[gadgeteerphilanthropist]

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Tony returned the kiss, briefly, if only because that had become the thing to do when kissed by a Loki.  Very briefly, before he went rigid, hands on the god's shoulders to push him back to arm's length.

He had kissed a few Lokis.  Fucked one (on the regular, even).  Had drinks with a couple, and acted as an unpaid nanny for one.  But he recognized the one who had damn near bled him to death for shits and giggles.

"What do you want?" he asked warily, backing up a few paces to get some space between them.

[awidowedheart]

"A smile looks pretty on you -- wear one more often."

Emotion Based Starter Sentences

          “Yeah, that’s not going to happen.”

[themagnetprotectingstarksheart]

@ crystalinegodoflies

crystalinegodoflies 

Alumina cocked her head. "Loki right? I don't think we've formally met. Last I saw you, you attempted to jab your spear right through me when you tried to possess Tony." 

[spywitharedledger]

HELLO

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen.

[x] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

[asgardsgodofthunder]

crystalinegodoflies said:

"I don’t. But you’re still hot."

"So I've been told. You're not too bad looking yourself either, though your attitude leaves much to be desired."