#crystalinfodumps

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incorrect quote that came into my head while I was in the shower and very sick (am still sick, send help)

Britain, on the phone with france: The child you sold me is a scam

France: what's wrong with him? I swear, he only bites when provoked

Britain: no, you gave me another one of the traitors

France: what? I swear this is the first child I've sold you so-

Britain: no my other children

france: what did he do????

Britain: he's done what my other two children have done! make friends with the enemie!

France: ...

Britain: First I have the thirteen colonies, who hates me and wants to date the enemy's child. Then I have my dear New zealand, my favourite child, who insists on having tea parties with the enemy's children every week. AND NOW I HAVE YET ANOTHER ONE, WHO SPENDS hALF HIS TIME MAKING LITTLE CROWNS OUT OF FLOWERS FOR THE ENEMIE'S OTHER CHILD

France: don't you have a fourth child????

Britain: Yeah, but I don't think he'll last long

France: as in he'll start fraternizing with the enemy soon?

Britain: no as in he'll die soon. Last I saw him he was on the roof holding a crocodile in a chokehold in one hand and a metal rod in the middle of a thunder storm after saying he had an idea on how to become a superhero

France: ah

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Crystal? Over-explaining a fake disease they made for a fic? Yes, ofc it is.

Greece's ailment

Greece is a unique case, because I don't think there was an actual moment when Ancient Greece stoped being Ancient Greece.

Rome has nero the pyromaniac

Egypt has their general decline into lack of power

But Greece just kinda... stoped being ancient. And that's the problem. When the others fell, their children/the countries they left behind, steped up in their place. Ancient Egypt was replaced by Egypt. Rome was replaced by the latin countries. But Greece? Greece just faded into the shadows, letting their modern day counterpart take control. But some small part of them still wanted to hold on. To see what the world can become. So by accident or on purpose, they merged with the current day Greece. This caused catastrophe. Curent day Greece (who i'll refer to as Cd Greece) wasn't prepared for this. This was unheard of. You can't just refuse to fade away. That's not how it works. You can't have two versions of a country in one vesel.

After much deliberation with everyone, they decided that Ancient Greece had to be sealed away. But something went wrong. Instead of sealing them into the darkest corners of Cd Greece's mind, they trapped it in the past. They trapped Ancient Greece in a state of mind that they think it's still when they were alive. They still see countries as they were when they were alive. While they're calm most of the time, when put in situations that are familiar to Ancient Greece, they take control of Cd Greece. Cd Greece is still fully conscious while this happens. They just can't control their own body. In this struggle for power, Ancient Greece uses what used to be a blessing as a weapon. The once blessed gift of producing offerings malfunctioned during the sealing. So instead of just materializing, they appear in the stomach, tear-ducts and veins. This causes extreme pain/discomfort for Cd Greece. Ancient Greece's blessing only spawns in offerings to gods that can be useful, so depending on their mood, diferent things happen. from simply throwing up lavenders and crying perfume to bleeding wine out of their ears and chocking on rocks. So yeah, very diverse reactions.

if you have any questions my ask box is always open :)

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writing process for my fanfiction (ft my friends)

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New poll my dudes, girls, gays, plants and monsters

Should I post memes on here? Bc I have like 60 on file rn

Yes :3

No, keep that away from the light of day

I LIKE PRESSING BUTTONS (show answers and also push button bc yes)

Why am I here

Secret option

Voting ended onDec 25, 2023

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It's been 9 days since my favourite child (my only reader) has contacted me. I see the light

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Top ten mistakes people in the special have made so far (a draft of chapter one)

told a man that his boyfriend wanted to stab him

Was an idiot:tm:

Thinking they've been forgiven

Everything

forgot to pack swimsuits

existed

Wasn't a mind reader

Let literally anyone around a Shakira song

Under estimated the power of memory

Sent an unhinged af text to a dude they barely knew

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Sneak peek for the special below the cut

He was slightly nervous. Ok, very nervous. 

Given his boyfriend’s last texts to him were very indicative he was pissed at him, he was not anxious to confront him. But also it had been a week and a half since they’d seen each other so it was kind of a coinflip of if Mex would be more pissed or more happy to see him again.

So there he was, waiting for them to appear with Guiana and Peru, who had insisted on coming as well.

“ARGIE!” He probably had about five seconds to react before Mexico, who thankfully seemed to have forgiven him, crashed into him with a hug.

“Mi vida, good to see you too, but you’re kind of making it hard to breath-”

“Good, my work here is done then!” He let go, running back to get his suitcase.

“So still mad about yesterday I guess?” He asked Canada.

“Yeah, said he was going to uh stab you or something” 

“EXCUSE ME???”

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AHHHH I CANT

I actually love how the special is going so far, first chapter with at least 2k words should be posted by the end of today <3