Crystal's update blog

Any pronouns/ Crystal_consumer on Ao3's update blog turned countryhumans sideblog yay

[crystal-consumer]

Bout me? yes (ACCOUNT IS ABANDONED)

already done on my main blog but ig I'll make a shorter version here

You can call me: Crystal

Pronouns: spin a wheel to decide ig lol

Timezone: CET

Languages: Italian, Portuguese, English, French and Spanish

Current project

Poly countryhumans fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

tag I claim as my own for no reason: #crystalinfodumps

Always looking to make new friends <3

Main tags I use

#Ch Headcannons - headcannons that are cannon as per the universe of my fic

#Crystalinfodumps - me talking about literally anything for more than a sentence

#Update - updates on how my fic is goingw

[dmbakura]

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

[sharkfish]

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

[fang-emblem]

[liberaljane]

The commercial visibility of Pride over the past few years has often excluded the voices of those most marginalized.

Digital illustration of a large group of queer people. There are people of all different ages, sizes, and genders gathered around a sign that reads, ‘no pride for some without pride for all.’

[crystal-consumer]

well hello! have more incorrect quotes for my lovely ancient trio

Greece: walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone Italy: Hey, Greece, how was your day? Greece: picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Italy Hell. Egypt, watching this unfold: whispers Who hurt you?

Egypt: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small. Greece: I would say infinitesimally. Italy: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Egypt: And now for a gay update with Greece and Italy. Greece: Getting gayer. Egypt: Thank you, Greece.

Italy: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means! Egypt: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want? Italy: What? No! What has Greece been telling you? Greece, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

Italy, to Egypt: You know, Greece can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Italy: blows airhorn at Greece GET FUCKED!

Italy, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Egypt, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. Greece: What the fuck are you guys doing? Italy: Playing systemic oppression.

Greece: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… Egypt: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Greece: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… Italy: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

[medievalthymes]

side eyeing everyone who has an nhl twitter/blog but isn’t hyping up the pwhl right now. like get on that immediately please

[medievalthymes]

like this is so important yet yall keep hyping up the most basic hockey guys I have ever seen. please for the love of god support women’s hockey and help ensure these women can keep going.

[medievalthymes]

IT’S QUEER WOMEN ON ICE!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!

[medievalthymes]

recap for those who don’t know/weren’t aware WHY this league is so important and why we should support it — this is the first season of the professional women’s hockey league (pwhl) in which these female athletes (olympians, former u18, and college stars, ect) are being properly compensated for their skills — AKA making enough to not have to work two jobs while also playing hockey — it’s not millions but it’s enough — starting at 35k, average at about 55k, and each team will carry a minimum six players signed to three-year contracts paying them $80,000 annually. The highest salary is rumoured to be at 120k. The league already has a collective bargaining agreement as well that covers the next eight years. There have been successful women’s hockey leagues in the past, but none began with the kind of staying power this one has.

it has 6 teams

Toronto

Boston

Minnesota

Ottawa

Montreal

New York

The first season began on Jan. 1, 2024, with each team playing a 24-game schedule, 12 games at home and 12 away. All games are be streamed FOR FREE on the pwhl’s youtube channel. In Canada you can also catch the games on sportsnet, cbc, and tsn depending on the day. Link to the schedule.

This is so big for not only women’s hockey, but women’s sports in general. This league was crafted together as a labour of love by women’s hockey alumni like Jayna Hefford and other female athletes such as Billie Jean King. People who love the sport, and women’s sports in general and want to see it develop and succeed so little girls can have a dream and goal of playing professionally like boys do.

support this league. It’s our best shot

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[jaubaius]

Invasion in Madrid, Spain

Source

[edgar-allan-possum]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[kraetys]

This post gets worse every reblog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yet im not Abel to scroll past

[schmuckered]

This post hit me like a rock to the head

[nikkoliferous]

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

Best addition to this post ty nova

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[d0n-d13g0]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[clearcutcasualty]

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

[rankeluck]

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

[clearcutcasualty]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cranberrybogmummy]

It’s orange

[yumiiiiiii]

it’s literally 71

[jessbeinme15]

Bestie it’s 74

[yumiiiiiii]

[jessbeinme15]

[spacepaprika]

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

where are you getting that from?

[rudolphsboyfriend]

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

[vang0bus]

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

[astraltrickster]

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

[rubykgrant]

[vaultoffaggotry]

Posting this in case anyone is color blind and doesn’t know it lmao

[adamsmasher]

@cartoondog

[crystal-consumer]

incorrect quote that came into my head while I was in the shower and very sick (am still sick, send help)

Britain, on the phone with france: The child you sold me is a scam

France: what's wrong with him? I swear, he only bites when provoked

Britain: no, you gave me another one of the traitors

France: what? I swear this is the first child I've sold you so-

Britain: no my other children

france: what did he do????

Britain: he's done what my other two children have done! make friends with the enemie!

France: ...

Britain: First I have the thirteen colonies, who hates me and wants to date the enemy's child. Then I have my dear New zealand, my favourite child, who insists on having tea parties with the enemy's children every week. AND NOW I HAVE YET ANOTHER ONE, WHO SPENDS hALF HIS TIME MAKING LITTLE CROWNS OUT OF FLOWERS FOR THE ENEMIE'S OTHER CHILD

France: don't you have a fourth child????

Britain: Yeah, but I don't think he'll last long

France: as in he'll start fraternizing with the enemy soon?

Britain: no as in he'll die soon. Last I saw him he was on the roof holding a crocodile in a chokehold in one hand and a metal rod in the middle of a thunder storm after saying he had an idea on how to become a superhero

France: ah

[heretherebebookdragons]

If you are a fan fic writer and you're alright with people making fan art of your fic, reblog this 💚

[crystal-consumer]

writing process for my fanfiction (ft my friends)

[crystal-consumer]

New poll my dudes, girls, gays, plants and monsters

Should I post memes on here? Bc I have like 60 on file rn

Yes :3

No, keep that away from the light of day

I LIKE PRESSING BUTTONS (show answers and also push button bc yes)

Why am I here

Secret option

Voting ended onDec 25, 2023

[crystal-consumer]

It's been 9 days since my favourite child (my only reader) has contacted me. I see the light

[crystal-consumer]

Top ten mistakes people in the special have made so far (a draft of chapter one)

told a man that his boyfriend wanted to stab him

Was an idiot:tm:

Thinking they've been forgiven

Everything

forgot to pack swimsuits

existed

Wasn't a mind reader

Let literally anyone around a Shakira song

Under estimated the power of memory

Sent an unhinged af text to a dude they barely knew

[crystal-consumer]

Sneak peek for the special below the cut

He was slightly nervous. Ok, very nervous. 

Given his boyfriend’s last texts to him were very indicative he was pissed at him, he was not anxious to confront him. But also it had been a week and a half since they’d seen each other so it was kind of a coinflip of if Mex would be more pissed or more happy to see him again.

So there he was, waiting for them to appear with Guiana and Peru, who had insisted on coming as well.

“ARGIE!” He probably had about five seconds to react before Mexico, who thankfully seemed to have forgiven him, crashed into him with a hug.

“Mi vida, good to see you too, but you’re kind of making it hard to breath-”

“Good, my work here is done then!” He let go, running back to get his suitcase.

“So still mad about yesterday I guess?” He asked Canada.

“Yeah, said he was going to uh stab you or something” 

“EXCUSE ME???”