clyde logan masturbates a lot. think about it.
Y’know what? You’re absolutely fuckin RIGHT.
Clyde masturbates at least twice a day. He’s jacked off in every room of his trailer. He’ll masturbate once when he wakes up -which is slow and lazy- , and for sure once after he gets home from shutting the bar down for the night -which is usually harsh and frantic-. Any other time depends on the day. Every shower he has includes getting himself off. Really hot day? He’ll masturbate. Thunder storm in the area? He’ll masturbate - and in the case of a thunderstorm, he will be LOUD. There’s almost never a time that Clyde won’t consider doing it — except at the Bar. Clyde has never done anything inappropriate inside of Duct Tape. Maybe outside in his car. But never in the bar itself.