🎶On the 14th day of Christmas, my Secret Santa gave to meeee... her secret identity!!!
Hello @nerdyhuntress!!!! It is I your Secret Santa!!!! It was such fun talking to you this month and I’m so proud of how hard you worked and how well you did on your exams! Even if one didn’t end like you hoped, I agree it was probably how loaded you were, but even so, for what you were doing and your course of study, WOW!!!!! I come today bearing your gift. As you know, I don’t write or create anything, I simply flail at authors over their fic, so your gift is my very favorite fics in the tropes you love and I hope you love these fics as much as I have!
gif credit to @imagnifika
We’ll start with Christmas themed fics!
‘Tis the Season by @effulgentcolors A series that she started last year. Mostly unrelated, but not all of them. And she’s picked it up again this year!
Decking the Halls and Slippery Falls by @hollyethecurious her CSSS gift last year.
The Santa Hat Cover-Up by @hollyethecurious her Festive Gift Exchange from last year.
The Perfect Proposal by @artistic-writer a sweet little one shot in which Killian is trying to create The Perfect Proposal for his swan.
Bar Nights and Christmas Lights by @nowforruin a precious 2 shot of wounded and closed off CS during the Christmas season.
The Gift Receipt by @welllpthisishappening. Brand new fic when Emma brings Killian home for Christmas to get her family off her back.
Holiday Interlude by @like-waves-on-the-beach CS fall in love while staying in the same Bed and Breakfast. Has a sequel as well.
Merry Not Christmas by @oubliette14 Killian is injured and is forced to stay with Emma during Christmas. Also has a sequel.
Claws Out by @lifeinahole27 her csss for 2015.
Hey Santa by @kittennharington Henry calls in to Killian’s radio show to share his Christmas wish.
The series Roses in December by @justanotherwannabeclassic has a Christmas installment. And as it’s a beloved series, I’m including it here.
Home for Christmas by @startswithhope. A ghost from Killian’s past shows up the week before Christmas and takes him and his best friend Emma on a trip he’ll never forget.
I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas by @spartanguard follows the movie with business partners Killian and David and sisters Emma and Mary Margaret.
A Pirate’s Christmas Carol by @whimsicallyenchantedrose. Three ghosts from Killian’s past, present, and future show Killian that he is ready to be a father.
Just Tonight and It’s sequel Just Forever by @bromfieldhall JT is sorta Christmas, JF is.
I’m Falling For You by @winterbaby89. A two shot because I begged her for Walsh’s abject humiliation in his POV
Secret Santa by @totheendoftheworldortime her CSSS for last year.
Operation: First Noel by @pocket-anon a series of Christmas vignettes for Gutter Flower CS Secret Santa in 2016.
Well that’s it for the Christmas themed fics. Now on to
EF AU’s
Changing Tides by @singingisfun. This fic is still a WIP but I’m sharing it here because it is one of my all time very favorite fics.
Prince Killian Princess Emma AU by annaelle on ao3
Parley by @amagicalship
Once Upon a Dream I Knew You by @amagicalship
(She’s My) Cherry Pie by @colinschest
I’ll Ask for the Sea by stalrua on ff
I Die Anyway by @wordsmith-storyweaver
The Next Wounded Soul by @this-too-too-sullied-flesh
A Darkness for the Light by @gingerchangeling another WIP but also a favorite.
Burn by YouSaidWho on ao3
Sparkling by @belovedcreation
Ships Passing In the Night by @belovedcreation
A Tale of Two Brothers by @lenfaz
Two Princes by Scherezade06 on ao3
White Light on a Black Sea by @onceuponataarna another WIP. One of the first fics I ever read and is still a desert island fic.
Under the Crimson Flag by @a-fictional-life has a sequel that’s a WIP with 5chs, but hasn’t been updated in almost 4yrs.
As Destiny Has It’s Eyes on You by @winterbaby89
We Own Tonight by @totheendoftheworldortime
How Lucky We Are by @totheendoftheworldortime
The Princess and the Pirate by @whimsicallyenchantedrose
To Guard You and to Guide You by captainswanismyendgame on ao3
The Long Way Home by @pocket-anon a fic For last years BB
A Simple Favor by @let-it-raines Raines also has a new Christmas fic that has just started posting for this years Secret Santa. I didn’t put it in the Christmas list because I haven’t read it yet, but there isn’t a fic of hers that I haven’t loved, so I wanted to mention it here.
That’s an awful lot of EF AU’s... but we’re finally to Roommates/Neighbors. Not nearly as many of those I’m afraid, but I hope you enjoy them anyway!
A Fairytale Beginning by @pocket-anon is sorta a neighbors AU
Some Call it Magic by @seriouslyhooked
Unbreakable by @xemmaloveskillianx is a canon divergent neighbors AU
The Reason by @xemmaloveskillianx
The Ghost and Emma Swan by @drowned-dreamer is sorta a roommates AU
The Legend of Killian Jones by @hollyethecurious another sorta roommates AU
Light of All Lights by @ripplestitchskein is another sorta roommates AU
The Man Behind Glass by @shireness-says another sorta roommates AU
Lilac WIne by @blowmiakisscolin another sorta roommates/neighbor AU
You Make Me Better by @ilovemesomekillianjones definitely a neighbors AU
Check In, Check Out by @lifeinahole27
The Favor by madjm on ao3
Rude Awakening and sequel Some Sort of Neighborly by @shipping-goggles another sorta neighbors AU
The series Every Letter by @bleebug is one of my all time favorite series ever! Killian and Emma are pen pals growing up. Once they meet in person, they become roommates.
Beauty In the Aftermath by @high-seas-swan a fic for this years BB. Sorta a roommates fic.
And that’s it! Damn, that’s a seriously long list! I hope you enjoy these as much as I have Mary! Merry CS Christmas from your CSSS!!!
This is a @cssecretsanta2k18 gift for @edgeofrealms It was such a joy getting to be your CS Secret Santa and I’m so sorry this is so late. Shall we call it a New Year’s gift? This little fic was inspired by our conversations. You said you liked fluff and you said:
“I wish we couldve seen more of their life post- the final battle. like emmas pregnancy and how they adjusted to being married.”
So that’s what this is, I hope you enjoy!
Title: Making More than Pancakes
Summary: Emma’s pregnant and a wee bit cranky, Killian’s bent on reading pregnancy books and feeding her nutritious food and the Charmings have decided it’s time to decorate the nursery. Set post 7x02, a heartwarming look at a day in the life of Captain Swan while they’re expecting.
Fanfiction.net AO3
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Emma looked down at her breakfast and sighed. She loved her husband, she really did, but she did not love pasteurized Greek yogurt with vegan, gluten-free, protein-rich granola for breakfast. At least there were some berries on top. Where did one even get organic, vegan, gluten-free, protein-rich granola in Storybrooke?
She looked over to where he was bustling around the kitchen wearing a ‘Pirates have more fun’ apron that a then 16-year-old Henry had thought a hilarious Christmas gift. “Did you cross the town line to get this?” she pointed to the bowl on the table in front of her.
His eyes lit up, clearly delighted with himself. “Aye.”
“Why?”
“The market in town has insufficient selection. I read-”
“Oh boy,” Emma interrupted and put down her spoon. “I’m going to take the internet away from you.”
His eyes widened in horror at the thought. “The computer contains much useful information on your current state, Swan. You and the baby need calcium and protein and nutrients and-”
“They have granola at the market here in town,” Emma pointed out practically, before adding, “And you don’t have to drive an hour to get it.”
Killian shook his head. “The brand at the local market is full of sugar and very few nutrients comparatively.”
“Why does it need to be vegan if you’re putting it over yogurt anyway?” Emma asked practically.
“It doesn’t, but this brand was rated the most nutritious in a variety of categories.”
She looked at him with the sweetest smile she could muster. “You could make me a pancake instead.”
His smile in return was affectionate, but he shook his head.
“Why?” Emma whined.
“Because they are nutrient free and last time you put chocolate chips and whip cream on them. Empty calories. Pancakes are for special occasions. A treat.”
“It’s Saturday, Saturday should be a special occasion.” Emma replied with a note of irritation in her voice. Then she motioned to her husband, “If you won’t make me pancakes, then why are you wearing that apron? All you did was put yogurt in a bowl.”
Emma had been showing flashes of annoyance as the pregnancy progressed, however he’d read several pregnancy books and they informed him this was normal, having something to do with hormones. With a smile, Killian moved towards her until he could lean around and drop a kiss on her forehead. “I’m wearing it because it reminds me of our lad.”
“Oh.” Emma’s frustration crumbled and she felt her heart squeeze at the mention of her son. Their son. She missed him fiercely. “I miss him, too.”
“I’m sure we’ll see him soon,” Killian said with more conviction than he felt.
“You know what would help with the missing?” Emma asked with a bit of a sniffle.
“What, love?” Killian asked with twin notes of curiosity and eagerness.
“Hot chocolate.” Emma supplied hopefully.
Killian leaned back against the stove and cocked an eyebrow at her, but before he could respond, the front door banged open.
With a start, they instantly found the source of the intrusion. Storybrooke might have been quiet these last few years, but they were still both in a state of constant readiness.
Emma sighed with relief and a bit of exasperation. “Mom, we’ve talked about knocking.”
“Pfft, you’re almost nine months pregnant, what would there be to walk in on?” Snow chuckled, as she made her way into the living room, carrying a large laundry basket filled to the brim.
Emma gave her a pointed look that was supposed to convey that her mother was wrong, but internally she winced. It had been awhile since there’d been anything to interrupt.
“I’m sorry it’s so early, but we dropped Neal at soccer practice and since he has a play date afterwards with one of his teammates, we actually have some free time this morning.”
“What’s all this?” Killian asked as he wandered towards the couch and peered into the basket now sitting on the coffee table.
“Swatches, paint samples,” Snow explained eagerly, before adding, “It’s time to make some decisions on the nursery.”
“Killian and I were thinking we’d wait until the baby comes, since we don’t know if we’re having a boy or a girl.”
“Nonsense,” Snow waved that idea away with her hand. “You don’t want to bring a baby home to an unfinished nursey, trust me you will not have the energy to decorate after the baby is born. There are plenty of wonderful options that are gender neutral. Besides, who ever heard of a color having a gender anyway? Personally, I like this one,” she pulled out a card with bright, sunshine yellow paint on it and brought it over for Emma to inspect.
Emma turned the card over in her hand. “It’s a bit much.”
“Yellow is a happy color,” Snow replied brightly.
“I did read that on the computer,” Killian agreed. “There was a study of children and the color of their living quarters, children in yellow rooms were happiest.”
“Yeah, but our infant will need sunglasses in order to sleep and I don’t know where we’d find ones that tiny,” Emma retorted sardonically.
“Well how about this?” Snow pulled another paint chip from her bag, this time a deep turquois.
“We agreed that we were going to offer to help, not force our taste on them.” A voice from the door sounded.
“Dad,” Emma smiled at the welcome sight of her father and started the arduous process of pushing herself up from the table.
Her father gestured for her to stay put, instead he walked over and dropped a kiss on her head and then looked to Killian, “Nice apron.”
“An old gift from Henry.” Killian replied without a trace of self-consciousness.
David paused for a beat and then nodded, a sign he understood the impetus behind Killian wearing the apron. Then he clapped his hands together. “I hear you have a crib that needs to be built, lead me to it.”
Killian glanced to Emma with a raised eyebrow. “You called your father? I thought you wanted to help me assemble it?”
“I did, but that was before I got so uncomfortable that I can’t even sit on the floor. Dad and I assembled Neal’s, so he knows what to do.”
Killian didn’t show either emotion, but he was both relieved and disappointed. In the last trimester of her pregnancy, Emma had exhibited less patience than usual. With David, he would make quicker work of the crib than he would with Emma, but it had been something he was looking forward to doing with his wife. There was also the fact he was exhausted and had been planning to go back to bed after breakfast. It had been a late night, or rather early morning, of sheriff duty and he’d gotten less than two hours of sleep… but perhaps working without sleep would be good practice for when the baby came. Resigned to his fate, he looked to his father-in-law. “The boxes are in the nursery, as are an assortment of gadgets and tools, do we require anything else to complete the task?”
“A cold beverage?” David suggested with a grin.
“Beer?” Killian asked with surprise. Over the years, the two had spent a lot of leisure time together and Killian knew that when David referred to a cold beverage he meant beer.
“Sounds great.”
“David!” Snow admonished with a scandalized expression. “It’s not even 9am.”
David shrugged, but relented and pointed to the coffee pot. “Then I suppose a bit more caffeine wouldn’t hurt.”
Killian poured them both cups, and then offered to pour one for Snow who declined saying she’d help herself. The expectant father started to follow David, but then turned back to his mother-in-law and said, “See that she eats her breakfast,” before disappearing up the stairs.
“Covering it in chocolate syrup is the only way you’re getting me to eat this.” Emma retorted softly enough that she knew Killian wouldn’t hear.
“Is it so awful?” Snow asked as she surveyed her daughter’s half-eaten bowl of yogurt and granola.
“No, it’s not bad, it’s just not pancakes… or waffles… or French toast… or a bear claw.”
“Ah… has he at least stopped offering fish for breakfast?”
Emma gave a huff of a laugh, “We broke him of that habit years ago, but, yes, now he only eats fish for non-breakfast meals. However, these days he’s being very careful about what fish he serves, you see apparently some fish is recommended as part of a diet for pregnant women, but you have to be careful about mercury. He’s an expert. All I know is once a week we have salmon for dinner… usually served with broccoli and spinach.”
“Well it’s not a bad thing that one of you is worried about nutrition.” Snow said as she walked to the coffee table to retrieve her laundry basket full of items. Once she’d heaved it on the kitchen table, she poured herself a cup of coffee.
Emma felt herself prickle at her mother’s comment, but instead of saying anything about it sighed, “I miss coffee.”
“I’m sure Killian would make you some decaffeinated,” Snow replied perkily.
Emma refrained from rolling her eyes, but she felt like it. “Not the same.”
“Well you’ll be able to have coffee soon enough.”
“Sure, after another six months to a year of breastfeeding.”
Snow looked at her daughter with concern. “Everything okay?”
At that, Emma looked up, “Yeah, sure, why wouldn’t it be?” Wanting to change the subject, she pushed herself up from her chair so she could take her breakfast dishes to the sink and on her way back motioned to her mother’s basket. “Show me what you brought.”
Excitedly, Snow removed paint chips and fabric swatches and starting laying them out on the table.
Emma looked down at the abundance of color in front of her. The paint chips made a vivid rainbow against the wood of the table. Then her eyes traveled to the fabric swatches. There was a swatch with ducks, one with whales, and one with frogs. Other samples had themes ranging from clowns to sail boats to the moon and the stars, some had the same patterns, but in different colors. Overwhelmed Emma plopped back down in her seat.
Snow sat down next to her and started explaining the colors, the differences in tone and hue, which were complimentary, which would work with the fabric. When she finally stopped talking to take a breath, she glanced expectantly to Emma who in turn was looking a little dazed.
“Emma,” Snow nudged her gently, “What do you think?”
“What do I think? I don’t know. I don’t know what to think. Other than… how am I going to be a good mother? I don’t eat right and I can’t even pick a color for the nursery!” Emma replied, startling even herself. Instantly she felt a hot sting behind her eyes. She sat for a moment willing herself not to cry, she did not succeed.
“Oh honey,” Snow said as she searched for a tissue. Finding a napkin, she handed it to Emma before reaching over and rubbing a comforting circle on Emma’s back. “Where is this coming from? You’re already a wonderful mother.”
Emma just looked at her and blew her nose.
Snow knew what she was thinking, and a bit how she felt. Henry had been an adolescent when Emma came into his life, mothering an infant was different. “You’ll be great with an infant; you were great with your brother when he was a baby.”
“Babysitting is not the same… also there was a time when you wouldn’t even let me hold my brother.”
Snow grimaced guiltily at the memory. “Oh Emma, you’re not letting that bother you, are you? Those were very special circumstances for a few days while you were having trouble controlling your powers. You’re perfectly in control of them now; it’s no longer a concern at all.”
Emma shrugged as she let her gaze drift down to her stomach. “Maybe, but this little one is going to depend on me for everything. There’s so much more responsibility with a baby.”
Snow looked at her incredulously before saying, “The Savior, who had the weight of the world, the weight of everyone’s happy endings on her shoulders, and won, isn’t responsible enough to care for a baby? Hogwash.”
Emma snorted at her mother’s colorful language. She hadn’t thought about it like that, she had shouldered a lot of responsibility in the not so distant past. Even if it wasn’t the same. She’d never asked to be the Savior; she’d just done what was necessary when thrust into the role. However, she had asked to be a parent; she’d tried to get pregnant for a very long time, and now that the time was almost here, she was afraid she wouldn’t be up to the task.
“I don’t know. There’s so much to think about… you said it yourself.” Emma sounded a bit defensive as she mimicked her mother’s words from a few minutes earlier. “‘It’s not a bad thing that one of you is worried about nutrition.’ See, I can’t even be trusted with what I eat.”
Snow shook her head, but replied gently, “Are you kidding? Emma, you are eating healthier than 90% of pregnant women I’ve ever seen.”
“But that’s just because Killian has been doing the shopping and the meal prep, if it was left to me; I’d be eating onion rings and pancakes.”
“Then have a pancake. You deserve it. Killian might be going a little bit overboard with the nutritious eating, but it is good that one of you is worrying about it. You balance each other out, and you will continue to balance each other out as parents.”
Emma sat back and thought about that. Maybe that was true, maybe they did balance each other, he shored up her shortcomings and vice versa.
While Emma was pondering that, Snow’s mind went in a very different direction. After a minute, she swallowed roughly and said a truth that none of them confronted very often. “Emma, one thing we know for sure, your baby is going to have a much better mother than you had.”
Emma looked up quickly and met her mother’s eyes. “Mom, don’t say that.”
“No, it’s true; we both know it’s true. I think you know how much I wish things had been different, but I wasn’t there, but you will be. That is the most important thing. Being there.”
Emma bit her lip, and then in a rough voice, said, “I do worry about that, about something going wrong again. I know I won’t have to make a decision like the one I made with Henry, but I do worry about something happening outside our control…”
Snow brought her hand to her daughter’s belly. “You will be there for every moment with this precious gift, and I promise you, your father and I, and Killian, of course, will do everything in our power to make sure nothing separates the two of you. If Henry or Regina happen to stir up more trouble while they are off adventuring, and goodness knows what Rumple is up to, then we’ll deal with it as a family, but there will be no separating of babies from their mothers.” Snow’s eyes were full of unshed tears, but she smiled brightly, “I decree it as Queen. And President of the Storybrooke Town Council.”
“Then it is done,” Emma replied with a laugh and reached over and gave her mother a hug. It was silly, there was no kingdom in Storybrooke, but her mother’s words gave her comfort. Unlike when she was pregnant with Henry, she was surrounded by people who loved her, supported her, and would help her keep this child safe.
“You know what?” Emma asked with a sniff as she turned back to the table. “Maybe I can pick a color. The yellow is growing on me, if kids with yellow walls are happier then why not… but not that bright yellow you showed me before, is there something a bit softer?”
“How about this one?” Snow fingered through the pile until she found the one she was looking for. She handed the card of pale, buttery yellow to Emma.
Emma held out the chip in front of her and tried picturing the room they’d designated as the nursery painted in the warm color. Yes, this could work, cheery, but not overwhelming.
“It’s called duckling yellow.”
Emma smiled, that sealed it. “Perfect.”
Xxx
“You’ve resorted to force-feeding your wife, huh?”
Killian looked up at David from where he sat on the floor looking at the directions that came with the crib. “Force-feeding? I’m doing no such thing. I’m providing plenty of nutritious sustenance for Emma and our unborn child.”
“Right, well, I found when Snow was pregnant that she had cravings and it was best to let her have whatever she wanted.”
“Of course, I want Emma to have her heart’s desire, but if left to her own culinary devices all these years, she and Henry would have subsisted on a diet of pop tarts and items that are breaded and fried.” Killian frowned disdainfully. “It’s even more important now that Emma is with child that she is supplied with an abundance of healthy food.”
“You might slip in a hot dog now and then, is all I’m saying, to keep her happy and sane.”
Killian looked at him in horror. “I will have you know that processed meats are not recommended for pregnant women.”
David looked at him, actually impressed. “You have studied up.”
“The internet has been most enlightening and I’ve read several books.”
David nodded as he organized the assortment of screws that came with the crib, and then cleared his throat before stuttering, “Um… I… have something… but… uh… I don’t want to offend you…”
That stopped Killian and he looked up from the crib directions he’d been reading. “That’s an ominous beginning.”
David shrugged before launching into an explanation. “Recently, I was throwing the ball with Wilby and it sparked an idea. I ordered some things and played around with them in the barn. Long story short, I made you something that might come in handy, but I don’t want you to think I don’t trust you around my grandchild.”
“Ever more ominous,” Killian knit his brows together, but said nothing more. He had his own trepidations about what kind of father he would be, he wasn’t sure he was ready to listen to Emma’s father list his inadequacies, especially if it had to do with him not being fit to be around his own child.
David reached in his pocket and pulled out a small rounded object that appeared to be made of some sort of rubber. He handed it to Killian.
Killian turned it over in his good hand, “What is it?”
“It was a rubber ball, I cut open a bunch of them trying to find one with the right consistency, and then I shaped it and cut it down to size. It’s to blunt the sharp end of your hook while you’re holding the baby. Honestly, I thought it might give you confidence and comfort, especially when you have a newborn. I know I was nervous about holding my kids as infants and I don’t have a sharp appendage.”
Killian studied it and saw that there was a slit on the flat end of the object. He squinted in concentration as he brought it to his hook and slid it on. He turned it one way and then the next surveying the bulbous pink object and then tried it out several times by knocking it on the hard wood floor. His hook bounced off the surface, damaging neither the floor nor the ball.
David pointed to his handwork, “See I put tiny reinforcements in the slit so that the hook wouldn’t slice through the softer material.”
“I don’t know what to say.” Killian said feeling quite gratified. “This is… this is great. I… I, it would be a lie to say that I haven’t been apprehensive about it, I thought I’d switch to the false hand I wear when I need disguise, but I’m more comfortable in the hook, so… I… thank you.”
Pleased that his gift had been taken in the spirit it had been intended, David nodded and said, “You’re welcome. One less thing for you to worry about and now that I’ve figured it out; I can easily make another if you need it. Let me know.”
“I appreciate that.” Killian said before gulping. A moment later he added, “You’re right, these days… a lot of things cause me worry.”
David looked at him quizzically; it wasn’t very often that his son-in-law opened up to him. “Well that’s very natural at this stage of the game. Every expectant father who is only weeks away is worried.”
Killian nodded, but then added, “Not every expectant father has my history. It’s not… well, you know better than anyone, I don’t have a great history with fathers.”
David took a deep breath and then shook his head. “Killian, that’s all behind you and you’re not going to make the mistakes our fathers made and you’re not going to go back to being the person you were. You have experienced more than most people would over several life times and it has brought you to a place where you are not only a changed man, but a wise man.” David them slapped his son-in-law on the back. “Plus I know you are going to be a great father, look you’re sitting there in a silly apron just because Henry gave it to you. You’re already a great father, and you’re a great husband. And if you’ve convinced me that you’re good enough for my baby girl, you know it’s true.”
Killian swallowed roughly, met the other man’s gaze, and gave him a nod of acknowledgement. Then a grin stole over his face as he held up his hook. “This is a fetching pink color; you must think we’re having a girl.”
“Actually, the ball that had the right density just happened to be that color. It’s just a plus that you get to walk around with a pink accessory.”
“As with my apron, I will wear it with pride.” Killian said and he meant it.
Xxx
The crib assembly took longer than anticipated, but eventually was complete. Snow left hours earlier only to return with Neal, so it wasn’t until early afternoon that Killian and Emma finally found themselves alone.
By mutual agreement, they headed to the bedroom… to sleep.
xxx
With a slightly suspicious smile and a mischievous gleam in his eye, Killian moved silently across the kitchen, until he sidled up behind his wife, simultaneously sliding his hook arm around her midsection and pressing a kiss just below her ear.
“Hi.” Emma relaxed back into him, still keeping an eye on the stove.
“Hi, my naughty wife,” Killian murmured into her ear, pressing his nose to her temple and taking in her scent.
“Naughty? I don’t remember doing anything naughty recently; did I miss something during our nap?” Emma sighed and closed her eyes, briefly enjoying his embrace, before getting back to business and flipping a pancake with practiced finesse.
“Love, you know why you’re naughty, you shouldn’t be exerting yourself in this manner. It’s my job to feed you while you’re eating for two. If you were hungry, why didn’t you wake me so I could prepare dinner?” With his free hand he rubbed the shoulder over which he was not leaning.
Emma gave a quick shake of her head. “Because you were resting. You barely slept last night, between me tossing and turning and then you having to go out on that 2am drunk and disorderly – we really need to do something about the dwarfs,” she flipped another pancake with her right hand as her left came to caress the hook that was resting gently on her belly. “You should have slept in this morning, but instead you got up to make me breakfast, which was unnecessary by the way, and then my parents showed up. I wanted to let you sleep, and besides I’m not an invalid, I can make pancakes, and you won’t make me pancakes,” Emma said the last part with a note of defiance. She set the skillet on an unused burner and turned off the stove. “However, if you want to get naughty that can be arranged,” her voice was seductive as she turned in one fluid motion and searched for Killian’s mouth with hers, intending to deliver a searing kiss.
Or at least that had been the plan. However, as soon as she turned, her swollen stomach hit Killian’s midsection knocking him back so forcefully that his feet tangled and he fell back, his behind hitting the tile of the kitchen floor.
Killian chuckled good-naturedly as he reached to steady himself on the floor, but Emma burst into tears.
His laugh died instantly on his lips, and his heart dropped at the sound. He scrambled to his feet and in an instant was wrapping his arms around her from the side, pulling her to him. “Love, please don’t cry, what’s wrong?” he whispered as he pressed a kiss to her cheek.
“I’m huge,” she sniffled after a minute, “And not sexy, and probably couldn’t get naughty even if you wanted me.”
He squeezed her gently, “Love, you are 36 weeks pregnant with our child which is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen, and not a moment has gone by since the day we met that I haven’t wanted you.”
“You’re just saying that,” she sniffed.
Killian let go of her only long enough to reach over to the kitchen counter and grab a tissue. Tenderly he dabbed her wet cheeks. “I promise you I’m not and I’ll happily prove it to you if you doubt my veracity, but for right now why don’t we get you off of your feet and I’ll finish… dinner.” With his chin, he nudged her cheek towards the kitchen table.
Instead of moving to disentangle with him, she relaxed more into his embrace. “I don’t know what’s wrong with me… that’s the second time I teared up today.”
“The second?” Killian asked with concern, “When was the first?”
“With my mom, it was silly… just feeling a little overwhelmed with fabric and paint choices.”
Killian leaned back slightly so he could see her face. “Darling, it’s totally natural. According to the pregnancy book your hormone levels are changing and many women find that they cry more easily during pregnancy.”
“I haven’t finished the pregnancy book.” Emma admitted.
He gave her a gentle squeeze. “That’s all right because, I have.”
That made Emma smile. Her mom was right; they did balance each other out.
“I suppose you’re going to throw those out,” she looked longingly at the pancakes on the stove, “and instead feed me a skinless, organic, free-range chicken breast over a bed of quinoa with steamed carrots and green beans.”
“Of course not, Swan. If you want pancakes, pancakes you shall have.”
“Really?”
“Really.” He kissed her temple. “Emma, I want to take care of you. I want you to have everything you and the baby need. Perhaps I went overboard with the healthy eating. I want you and our baby to be happy and if pancakes make you happy, so be it.”
Instead of moving to sit down, Emma turned her face and pressed her forehead to his. “Thank you, I love…”
With an expectant grin, he leaned back and waited for the end of her declaration.
“…pancakes,” she finished with faux earnestness.
Killian chuckled, guided her to her chair at the kitchen table, and then bustled around getting plates utensils, butter, and syrup. He even sprinkled chocolate chips over the inviting mound of pancakes on her plate. Emma looked ecstatic.
As she dug in to the feast, Killian sat across from her and said, “I had a talk with your father this morning. He encouraged me to relax a bit on the healthy eating.”
Emma swallowed a mouthful of the delicious food and admitted. “And my mom encouraged me to appreciate how you balance out my tendencies towards junk food.” Emma held out her glass full of orange juice to Killian as if to offer a toast. “Here’s to balance.”
“To balance,” Killian clinked his glass against hers. “Speaking of your parents’ wisdom…” He leaned back in order to rummaged around in his pocket, before pulling out his new pink, hook protector. “Your father gifted me with this.”
“What is it?” Emma asked curiously.
Killian placed it on his hook and then brought it to tap against the table, “It’s to protect the cygnet.”
Emma shook her head, “Our baby doesn’t need protecting from you.”
Killian thought about that for a second, he certainly hoped that truer words had never been spoken. “No, never, but your father’s instinct was right, I’ll feel more confident holding our infant, changing diapers, feeding, if I’m wearing it.”
“Okay, whatever makes you more comfortable is good, because you are going to change a lot of diapers. I mean… a lot… mountains upon mountains of very, dirty diapers.”
“As you command, Captain,” Killian replied unfazed.
Emma smiled brightly at him and then remembered what else she talked to her mother about that morning. “Oh, hey, after I stopped crying, I actually did find a color for the nursery.”
“Aye?” he cocked an inquisitive eyebrow at her.
She nodded, “If you agree, of course.” Then she pushed back her chair, grabbed the paint sample from the counter and came around the table. Killian was a little surprised when he realized her intent to sit on his lap, but he dutifully pushed back his chair from the table to give her room. She plopped down, put one arm around his neck, and showed him the swatch by setting it on her pregnant belly. “It’s called Duckling Yellow, it’s not nearly as intense as that first yellow mom showed us, but it’s cheery like you said, and warm, and it would go with a lot of other colors and-”
“It’s perfect.” Killian interrupted.
“Are you sure, I don’t want to make the decision without you.”
“You’re not, I love it.”
She pressed a kiss to the apple of his cheek. “I’m so glad you’re the father of my child.”
He crooked his neck back in order to get a better look at her. “Well, Swan, we’ve been married for five years so I hope there’s no question about that…”
She laughed but shook her head. “No, I mean it. I know I’ve been a bit… cranky lately.”
“My, love, you are growing our human inside of you, you may be as cranky as you wish.”
Emma smiled and kissed him again. “That’s why I’m so grateful.”
“You’re grateful you’re cranky?”
“No,” she nodded as one hand caressed the hair at the nape of his neck. “I’m grateful I have a partner who doesn’t care that I’m cranky and who wants to be there with me every step of the way, and who reads pregnancy books and goes to a lot of effort to feed me healthy foods. The last time I did this, I was terrified, alone and in a cell. Now I have the most wonderful man in the world getting up in the morning after two hours of sleep just so he can make me a healthy breakfast. It’s… it’s wonderful and I appreciate it. I want you to know that.”
He leaned in and stole a kiss. “Well, Swan, I’m glad that you’re the mother of my child. We’re in this together.”
Emma beamed at him, brimming with happiness. They were in it together.
“But…” Killian’s face contorted into an exaggerated wince.
“But what?” Emma asked with concern.
“Darling, you have to get up my left leg is going to sleep.”
Emma pouted as she stood. “See, I’m huge, I knew it.”
“Nah, I just needed you to stand so I could do this.” Killian abruptly stood and then in one fluid movement, he easily picked her up– one arm behind her back the other under her knees– and headed towards the stairs, intent on a bit of naughty time. Emma shrieked and giggled the entire way to their bedroom.
A/N: Merry Christmas @princesswan I was your Secret Santa this year! I hope you like this little piece I've put together for you and I hope it posts correctly (I've never queued anything before lol). Thanks to @cssecretsanta2k18 for putting together such an awesome event!
*This is unbeta'd and any mistakes are my own*
“It started with a kiss.
Well, to be most accurate, it started a bit before that, as many fairytales do.
Let's just start from the beginning, shall we?
Once upon a time, there was a boy. A man, really. And the man, while devilishly handsome, was very lonely.
Now, the man was very fortunate and he had many friends. He had a job he loved working on a great ship, an older brother who he was very close with, but something was missing. Let's call the man Killian.
It was the start of the Christmas season, not so very long ago, and Killian was feeling especially low. He had just broken off his engagement with a woman who he thought he was very much in love with and, in complete honesty, he was feeling quite sorry for himself. So he decided to meet his friend at the local… tavern. Killian had been waiting for his friend to show up for almost an hour that cold winter’s night and he was beginning to get impatient. He had already drank far too much, er, eggnog that night and he was in a mood of sorts. Killian was sure his friend, the idiot Will Scarlett, had blown him off completely. So he sat alone and drank his eggnog in relative peace.
Killian was sure he was broadcasting his ill aura to all around him, souring the Christmas spirit in the air with his grinchiness, but, as it turned out, he was mistaken. He heard a voice from behind him.
‘Buy you another?’ it said and when Killian turned around, there was a beautiful blonde woman standing behind him. Now, Killian was no shy lad, but remember, he was intent on wallowing in his sorrows this particular evening and he was very much not interested in company. Unless, of course, Will bloody Scarlett had deigned to grace the tavern with his presence so Killian could give him a piece of his mind.
So he told the woman, ‘No, thank you, lass. I'm waiting on someone.’ But the woman was persistent, intent on getting Killian's attention.
‘You have an accent! English?’ she asked in her own accent, Australian, perhaps, but that's inconsequential. Killian was trying to be polite, but he had little patience for anyone that evening. Nevertheless, he was a gentleman, and a gentleman mustn't be rude to a fair lady if he can avoid it.
‘Aye,’ he told her, because he had come from England with his brother, Liam, Scarlett, and his former fiancée about ten years before because the ship of his dreams had gone up for sale in a city called Boston, but he didn't have the money to buy the ship and have it brought to England. So he came to it instead.
‘You're cute,’ the woman told him shamelessly, placing her hand on his arm. ‘Are you sure you don't want another drink?’
Killian looked at the woman again. He could feel how fake his smile was but he just couldn't bring himself to be any friendlier to the poor girl in his sorry state.
‘I'm quite sure, love, thank you,’ he said. ‘I'm still working on this one and, as I said, I'm waiting for someone.’
The woman looked undeterred, perhaps having had too much eggnog herself that evening, and she moved closer to him. ‘You've been alone all night, I don't think she's coming,’ she told him and Killian was beginning to get very uncomfortable. He began looking around the tavern for exits he could possibly make his escape through when a hand landed on his opposite arm.
‘There you are,’ a new melodic voice said and when Killian turned, he found himself stunned into speechlessness, for surely he was now in the presence of an angel.
There before him stood the most beautiful creature he had ever encountered. Her long blonde hair fell in golden curls over her shoulders, hiding the buttons of the form fitting red sweater she wore. She had green eyes, the kind that sparkled with mischief, but were also deep and soulful, like she'd lived a much harder life than most but came out a stronger person on the other side. She was cool and confident, exuding a radiant inner beauty that was only matched by her breathtaking external features. Killian had never in his life seen a more lovely lass than she.
‘I've been looking all over for you,’ she said, her hand wandering up Killian's shoulder as she tucked herself into his side. He was absolutely gobsmacked, be it from her presence or the ru- er, eggnog he'd been drinking, he'd never know, but that didn't stop him from racking his fuzzy brain trying to remember why she might have sought him out. ‘Who's this?’ she asked, nodding her dimpled chin to his other side and suddenly Killian remembered the other woman.
She was a pretty, spritely thing, but she couldn't hold a candle to the angel. The first woman, Killian had noticed, was now upset, but refusing to relinquish her hold on his arm, despite the angel's clear claim being staked.
‘I'm the one who kept him company while he was sitting up here all by himself,’ the woman said, quite nastily. The angel was unperturbed, her hand finding the back of his neck, and he was unashamed to say the simple touch gave him goosebumps.
‘Well, thanks for keeping my boyfriend company, I appreciate it. Can we buy you a drink?’ the angel asked and put her arms around Killian's shoulder, clearly staking her claim. He shrugged and played along with his savior. He allowed himself to touch her for the first time and slipped his own arm around her waist. It felt right, having her in his arms. Like she just fit there.
‘He never mentioned a girlfriend,’ the other woman said.
‘Well, here I am,’ the angel replied. ‘And we are going to go find a table, if you didn't need anything else.’ She grasped the hand Killian had on her waist in her own and began to pull him away. The other woman tugged on his other arm and held him in place. The look that came over his savior’s face, one of challenge and dark amusement, was one he would never forget.
Before Killian even knew what was happening, the blonde avenger had seized Killian by the collar of his jacket and her lips met his. He felt like he'd come alive again, months of heartache melting away as she kissed him. He couldn't help but to kiss her back, completely giving in to the spark that had ignited between them. Beneath the kiss itself, which was earth shaking enough as it was, a glimmer of hope rekindled in his soul.
Killian didn't notice, being too enraptured by his savior angel and their kiss, but the other woman had left without another word. The angel pulled away from him and gave him a beautiful smile, then patted him on the shoulder.
‘You looked really uncomfortable,’ she told him. ‘Sorry if I overstepped.’
Killian was surprised by her apology, having thought his gratefulness had been written all over his face. He needed to let the angel know he appreciated her.
So he told her, ‘Not at all. I wasn't amenable to company this evening and she wasn't getting the hint, clearly. I'm just fortunate that you came along to save me.’
She smiled at Killian again, a dazzling smile that lit up her gorgeous green eyes from within. He couldn't believe how beautiful she was and he thought for a moment the eggnog might have had him hallucinating.
‘You're welcome, then,’ the angel replied. ‘I better get back to my friends, but it was nice to meet you…’
‘Killian,’ he filled in for her. ‘Killian Jones.’
She nodded, that lustrous curtain of golden curls moving with her.
‘Well, Killian Jones, I hope you have a good rest of your night.’ And with that, she turned to walk away. Killian wasn't quite ready for her to go yet. In complete honesty, he wouldn't have minded if she never left his side, which was a silly thought to have about someone you've just met, but he couldn't help himself. So he called out to her.
‘Am I worthy to know the name of my savior?’ he asked. The angel looked over her shoulder as she walked away and said but two simple words that would change his life forever.
‘Emma Swan.’
Killian was sure he was grinning like a fool at just the sound of her lovely name as he cashed out his tab with the bar keep, but he couldn't bring himself to care.
That night, he was absently thumbing through his Facebook app when a friend request came through from a name he didn't recognize. Someone called Ruby Lucas. As one should always be wary of these kinds of things, he didn't accept right away. Instead, he went to do some investigating to try and figure out who this strange woman was that sent him a request.
He went to her page and looked at her profile picture to see if he recognized the lass, but he didn't. She was very pretty, long brown hair, a little too much makeup, but Killian couldn't place her. So he swiped through a few more of her pictures. When he got to about the third or fourth picture, he was shocked to see a face he did recognize staring back at him.
There, in the middle of a group picture that seemed to have taken place at some sort of hen party, was Emma, the angel. He could hardly believe his luck. He scrolled back up and selected the accept button on the friend request, and he absolutely did not drop his phone in his haste. Killian Jones is a calm, collected, rational man.
No sooner had he accepted the request did a message come through, an eloquent ‘hey there’’ blinking at him from the screen. He replied with a ‘hello’ of his own. Ruby asked him if he'd been in the tavern that evening and Killian confirmed he had been. Ruby then replied with just one more thing and promptly logged off. The message said: ‘Rabbit Hole, 12/24, 7:00 PM. Emma will be there. You should come.’
Killian was completely taken aback by this turn of events, but he could only jump at the chance to see the angel again, so he made sure his schedule was clear. He wasn't due at his brothers until Christmas Day, fortunately and that left him wide open for whatever it was that Ruby had requested him for.
The night of the Christmas Eve came and Killian was very nervous. He had changed clothes at least a dozen times and checked the clock at least a dozen more. After he was finally satisfied that he had stalled enough, he made it to the tavern in record time. As not to seem too eager, he decided to sit in the car until 7:00 rolled around.
Now, Killian could definitely say he knew his way around a woman, but Emma had thrown him off so completely that he started having doubts about himself, not that he would let her or anyone know that. When Emma kissed him, it had thrown his world off kilter, but what if she didn't feel the same? What if it was just a kiss to her? What if she was upset that he was there again? As he sat contemplating the situation in his car, a soft tap sounded at the window. Killian looked up and was rendered immediately speechless, a novelty for him, to be certain. There staring at him through the thin separation of the window glass, a gorgeous, albeit laughing, smile on her lips, was Emma.
Killian smiled back, opening the car door and getting out of it immediately. He didn't know what to do or say, but that didn't stop an outlandishly flirtatious ‘hello, love’ falling from his lips. From across the car park, a woman that Killian recognized from her Facebook picture as none other than Ruby Lucas called out some slightly inappropriate encouragement to her friend.
‘So, you're the surprise,’ Emma told him and it took Killian a minute longer than he would have liked to admit to catch her meaning. It wasn't his fault that the second he turned back to look at Emma he was lost in her sparkling, jade colored eyes. It was an eventuality that he’d lose his head around her at some point during the evening.
‘I suppose I am,’ he replied when he had gotten his train of thought back on track. ‘It is lovely to see you again, Emma.’
‘It's nice to see you, too, Killian Jones.’
Killian had a very vivid memory of the night he met her, and he may or may not have looked at the pictures on Ruby's page a time or two in the days since her friend request, but Killian was still struck by Emma's beauty. Snow had begun to fall around them, and with the backdrop of the street lights behind her, she truly looked every inch the angel he initially had thought her to be.
‘You look stunning, love,’ he told her.
‘Thanks,’ she replied in her simplistic way. ‘You look…’
‘I know,’ he said cheekily when she fumbled for a compliment of her own. Her eyes narrowed at him but the corner of her mouth was lifted in amusement. Killian took that as a good sign. ‘Did you want to go inside?’ he asked, not wanting her to stand out in the cold longer than necessary. She agreed and they walked in together.
Once they made it through the door, Emma was greeted by a large group of people. The tavern was decorated in reds and greens, twinkling lights strung all around in the festive spirit of the upcoming holiday. Emma quickly introduced Killian to her friends and her brother, who was only just a tad overprotective of her. Killian has grown on him quite a bit since then, but that's another story for another time.
Killian didn't feel out of place once during the whole evening thanks to Emma. She was guarded, to be certain, but there was an underlying level of comfort amongst her friends that extended to Killian as well. He could tell right away that this was not a courtesy that was extended to many, and it made his heart swell with gratitude and he was just that much more enamored of her.
The activity in the tavern had dwindled down close to midnight and Emma's very merry brother, David, should have been cut off several… eggnogs before he was. But that didn't stop him from threatening Killian as his lovely wife tried to wrestle him out the door.
‘She likes you, Jones,’ he said. ‘And I'll admit you've grown on me, too. But if you hurt her I'm gonna have to declare a duel for her honor, sir. Don't you forget it.’ Killian would have been infinitely amused by the man's threats if he wasn't so elated at his revelation. Emma liked him. And it was all he could have wished for. He spotted Emma from across the floor as she stood bidding farewell to the infamous Ruby Lucas. Their eyes locked from across the room and Killian knew he was done for.
She smiled. He smiled back. Ruby laughed out loud and said something to Emma that made her turn several different shades of red. Killian's feet began to carry him across the room of their own volition. He had tunnel vision on Emma, his angel savior, and he vaguely heard something along the lines of ‘go get ‘er, tiger,’ as Ruby walked past. Before he knew it, he was standing in front of her again.
‘Hi,’ she said.
‘Hello, love,’ he said back.
Emma looked up towards the ceiling and Killian followed her gaze. There hanging from an exposed beam was a sprig of mistletoe. Now, if grown men got butterflies, Killian may have had a swarm of them in his stomach, but he would liken what he felt in that moment closer to a school of particularly violent fish swimming in his belly.
‘Merry Christmas, Killian,’ she whispered, her green eyes bright and so full of hope.
‘Merry Christmas, Emma,’ he replied, and took full advantage of the mistletoe tradition. This kiss was much gentler than the first, but no less life changing. The world began and ended with Emma in that moment and he knew that he needed to know her better, wanted her to stay in his life as long as he could keep her. When they broke away from one another, Emma's beautiful eyes fluttered open and Killian couldn't help the smile that was surely plastered all over his face.
‘Do you want to go get some coffee sometime?’ Emma asked. Killian couldn't agree fast enough. Little did either of them know when they walked into the Rabbit Hole that evening that they would be taking the first step towards their happy ever after.”
A soft gurgle and a coo sounded from the small bundle wrapped in Killian's arms. He smiled, his heart full to bursting, and he ran a knuckle over his newborn daughter's ruddy cheek. The babe yawned and squirmed before settling once more.
“A fairytale, huh?” a voice said from behind him. Killian turned to look at his wife with a grin. Emma was propped up on a mountain of pillows in the hospital bed where she lay, tired but happier than he'd ever seen her. Her hair was knotted in a messy bun on top of her head, her body clad in the standard green hospital gown, tubes sticking out of both arms, and she had never looked more radiant. His love for her had seemed to grow unendingly throughout the entire day, and this moment was no exception.
“Aye, love. My favorite fairytale and my second favorite Christmas Eve. I think this one tops it easily, but that day is a very close second,” Killian agreed. Emma hummed a sigh, her eyes fluttering closed once more and a soft smile on her lips.
“‘Snot the 24th anymore, though,” she said on a yawn. Killian glanced at the clock and saw it was after 1:00 in the morning. He chuckled and walked gingerly to her bedside so as not to jostle the infant in his arms and leaned down to press a kiss to her forehead.
“Happy Christmas, my darling. I love you both so very much.”
First of all, merry belated Christmas to @cshappybeginning! I was your secret santa this year for @cssecretsanta2k18 and I’m terribly sorry this is late, but I hope you enjoy it. I couldn’t figure out a way to add CS 2.0 into this but I hope you will like some snow day/holiday fluff with a little bit of Hope and s7 Henry and family mixed in :)
A little dash of holiday spirit
word count: 2.5k
characters: emma, killian, baby hope, s7 henry mills, ella and lucy mills
also on A03.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on our troubles will be out of sight
The sound of the front door slamming shut awoke Killian from sleep. His eyes opened slowly to focus on his infant daughter, Hope, sleeping soundly next to him.
They’d found her name while pouring through the old storybook one afternoon, looking for some magical inspiration. The due date was soon, and they still hadn’t chosen a name between settling into a new routine, and the merging of the realms. Emma’s hand absentmindedly drifted slowly up and down over her rounded belly. And after what seemed like hours, her polished nail finally landed on the word hope, and Killian knew that it was the right name the second he heard her say it.
“It’s perfect,” she said.
Killian smiled and kissed Emma’s forehead. “She’ll always be a reminder to us of how we got here.”
Months later, Hope’s parents are standing next to her crib, peering over to watch her sleep. Emma rubbed the baby’s belly, straightening out the fabric of her little pink onesie.
“We love you, Hope.”
Killian smiled at the memory as he moves from beneath the covers. Gingerly, so as not to wake the baby, he turns out of the bed and slips his feet into his slippers, standing to stretch and adjust his clothes. According to Emma, snow days were for staying inside and wearing what they called “pajamas” all day, and now that he was experiencing it, he had to agree that it was quite a comfortable way to live. At least for a day.
(Or two).
He’d only meant to put Hope down for her morning nap, when he found himself snuggling in next to her and dozing off. He just couldn’t help himself - what with the snow falling gently outside and having the house all to themselves, as Emma had left for the grocery store to prepare for Henry’s arrival the following day. The holiday season had descended upon the Swan-Jones household in full force, and he’d found himself happily exhausted from helping Emma decorate the house that morning to get ready. He’d asked her to just use her magic to do things like unravel long strands of twinkling lights (“I’m working with a hook here, love.”). But Emma just smiled and refused, noting that it wasn’t a proper holiday season without cursing at a bundle of plastic lights.
He heard Emma shout from somewhere in the house. “Killian? I need a little help here!”
Killian set Hope into her crib nearby, laying her down softly and wincing as he heard Emma coming up the stairs, her boots loud on the hardwood floors.
Upon seeing their sleeping daughter, Emma stopped and made an apologetic face. She stepped towards Killian and smiled, wrapping her arms around his middle. “Sorry,” she whispered, “I didn’t know she was still asleep.”
“Aye, her and I both.”
Emma smiled again and leaned in for a kiss, which Killian happily returned.
“What did you need help with, love? I thought you were only getting a few things for tonight.”
Emma’s smile widened. “Come with me.”
-x-
“Merry Christmas, old man!”
Killian laughed in surprise as he came down the stairs to see Henry and his wife Ella standing before them, with their young daughter Lucy in tow.
“Henry, my boy,” he said, “it’s so good to see you all.” Killian wrapped Henry in a quick hug before moving to do the same with Ella and Lucy.
“I thought you all weren’t going to come until tomorrow,” he questioned.
“Well,” Ella started, “we had a change of plans. We were staying with Regina but something came up, so we thought we’d surprise you all a little early. I hope that’s okay.”
“Of course it is,” Emma replied with a smile. “You guys are always welcome here, any time. Any day. You know that.”
After helping them settle into the guest room, Killian went outside to retrieve firewood. Upon entering the house again, a sweet smell drifted towards him. He shook off the snow from his boots and set them on the porch before coming inside. He set the firewood next to their living room fireplace, and smiled at Ella, who was sitting on the couch holding Hope, making silly noises in an attempt to make her smile. He walked into the kitchen as Emma placed a tray of freshly baked cookies on the counter. Holiday music from this world was playing from a small radio as she set them down and surveyed her work. She was wearing black pajama pants of her own and one of his blue shirts, with her hair tousled and laying in waves to her shoulders. He took a moment to indulge himself in the way she looked- she was beautiful no matter what she was wearing, but he especially loved her like this: comfortable, at ease, and happy. She only allowed herself this with certain people closest to her, and he counted himself lucky to be able to witness it.
He walked behind her and snaked his arms around her waist, leaning in to nuzzle the soft skin at her neck. She was startled at first, but soon melted into his touch.
“I’m almost done with the food for tonight. Thanks for getting the firewood. I feel like I could use a nap now,” she said, smiling.
“I’ve already taken one with Hope today and I feel the same way, love. That bed of ours is far too comfortable. It’s a miracle we’re ever able to get out of it.”
“Among other reasons,” she says, a hint of mischief on her tongue.
He hummed in agreement and held her tighter to his chest, lifting the hem of her shirt to trace circles on her hip. She sighed happily in reply. His attention was taken away momentarily by faintly heard movement from outside the kitchen in the foyer, but he dismissed it to continue his work.
(He only realized that he should have investigated the sound sooner, when he felt the cold, wet embrace of a snowball hard against his back).
After a few minutes of chasing Lucy around the house, laughing and shouting, he finally managed to catch her in the living room, where Emma had finally settled down on the couch with Ella, sipping on cups of earl grey tea. Henry was laying logs into the fireplace, and the fire slowly began to roar and crackle in the hearth as they all began to settle in.
“Now that we’re all here and my little sister has settled in for another nap upstairs,” Henry started, “I have an idea of how we could spend the rest of our snow day.”
Emma raised an eyebrow and smiled. “Is that so?”
“Yep,” he answered. “Mom, do you remember what we used to do when we lived in New York during snow days?”
Emma smiled knowingly. “Of course I do, kid. I just can’t believe you’re using the phrase ‘when I was little’ already.”
Henry shrugged. “Well, time works weird in our family. You know that.”
“I’m well aware of that,” Emma sighed, leaning back on the couch. “But you’ll always be ‘kid’ to me. You’re just gonna have to deal with that.”
Henry smiles. “I know.”
“Lad,” Killian interjects, “what was it that you wanted to do?”
“Oh!” Henry laughs. “Sorry. Okay, well, when I was little-probably about Lucy’s age, we would build pillow forts when it snowed outside. It was kind of a tradition, in what little time we had together that year in New York. We haven’t done it in a long time though, what with all the realm travelling and curse breaking and such.”
Lucy looks up in interest. “Pillow...forts?” she questioned.
“Yeah,” Henry answered. “It’s kind of like building a tent inside the house, but you can only use things you find around the house...like blankets and pillows and stuff.”
“Tent making, you say?” Killian said with an excited smile. “Lucy, I do believe we have the skills necessary to wipe the floor with this crew.”
Emma looks up from the baby, brows arching in shock. “Is that a challenge, Hook?”
Hook smiled and crossed his arms, a smug look stretching across his features. “What, are you scared, Swan?”
Ella leaned forward to set her tea down on the glass coffee table. “It’s you who should be scared, pirate. I think you are severely underestimating us.”
“We’ll see about that,” Killian replied. “How about this- Lucy and I versus the three of you. Show us what you’re made of. Winners get the satisfaction of knowing they are the superior tent makers. And they get first dibs at the cookies later.”
Emma and Henry share a knowing look, and then she stood from the couch and stretched out her hand for him to shake. “Deal.”
Killian gave her hand a firm shake, and then turned to Lucy. “You ready, mate?”
Lucy smiled excitedly, already looking around the room for things to use.
Henry looked up to speak to Emma, an eager smile on his face. “Mom, you know what to do.”
Emma was already on the move and shouted from a nearby room. “Yep!”
“Oh, I forgot to mention,” warned Killian, “no magic allowed!”
Emma poked her head back around the doorway. Her lips turn upwards as she scrunches her nose in confidence. “You must have forgotten that we didn’t always have magic in Storybrooke, or New York for that matter.
He could tell by the way she was smiling that she was up to something, and he couldn’t wait to see what she had up her sleeve. Nevertheless, as she left the room to hunt for supplies, he found himself wondering what exactly he’d gotten himself into.
Half an hour later, Killian and Lucy had constructed what they felt to be a pretty decent fort, by overturning the couch, propping up the pillows around it and laying a light sheet over the top to give them some space. Lucy had even brought down some of her stuffed animals. She arranged the little foxes and rabbits around the tent and surveyed her work.
“Well, Papa Hook, I think we’re done here.”
Killian nods in agreement. “Aye, lass. Perfectly sturdy craftsmanship, if I do say so myself.”
A few minutes pass, and he can still hear Emma, Ella, and Henry moving about.
“Almost done out there?” he called out.
Henry calls back. “Just about…”
A few minutes later, Henry tells them it's okay to come out and look.
Lucy audibly gasped as they took in the sight- a pillow fort fit for royalty. Emma and Henry had used multiple pieces of furniture, including the coat rack, kitchen chairs, and bookshelves. Emma had placed the coat rack in the middle, and draped a large sheet over the top. They’d pulled it taut and tied ends of it to the curtain poles, as well as weighing down the other sides with heavy books on top of the shelves and chairs. It was tall enough for them both to stand up inside. Ella had added pillows and blankets to the floor, creating a cozy haven. Henry had even constructed a small doorway with a door constructed out of cardboard he’d pulled from the recycling bin.
“Can we come in?!” Lucy asked, eager to see the inside.
Emma laughed from inside their tent and Ella spoke up. “Only when Papa Hook admits that his tent making skills pale in comparison to ours.”
Lucy pulled on Killian’s shirt sleeve in desperation. “Hook, say it!”
Killian smiled and sighed in defeat. “I, Captain Killian Jones, hereby declare that Emma Swan-Jones and Henry and Ella Mills are the best tent makers in all the realms.”
Emma, Henry, and Ella emerged from their tent victorious, and Henry took a bow as Emma ruffled his hair.
“That is quite the honor,” Emma said with a smile. “We’ve had a lot of practice though... yours is very nice, too!”
Killian knew she said it for Lucy’s sake, who had been very proud of her tent until she’d seen her parent’s.
Emma walked over to Killian and Lucy’s tent as they all looked on. “I love the way you’ve used our pillows,” she said in admiration. “And the animals! Lucy, were those your idea?”
Lucy nodded meekly and stepped closer to Emma.
“What a neat idea,” Emma said, kneeling down to Lucy’s level. She picked up a stuffed red fox and turned it over in her hands. “Our tent doesn’t have any of these.”
Lucy looked up at her. “You can borrow some for your tent, if you want.”
Henry looked over at Emma. “Hey Mom, I have an even better idea.”
Emma stood and smiled, handing the little fox back to Lucy. “I’m way ahead of you, kid.”
Seconds later (with a quick wave of her hands), Emma had used her magic to combine the two tents, creating the biggest tent the Swan-Jones house had ever known.
Lucy squealed with delight, falling into the pile of blankets and pillows as Killian pulled Emma in for a hug. “Thank you,” he whispered.
Emma smiled knowingly and then turned back to Lucy, kneeling back down to her level.
“What do you think now?” she asked with a hopeful smile.
Lucy smiled wide and threw her arms about Emma’s neck, squeezing her tight. Emma laughed and held her close, flooded with memories of when Henry was once that small.
Lucy pulled back and nodded happily. “I love it, Gemma. Thank you.”
Emma smiled back at her young granddaughter. “Would you like to see something really special?”
Lucy nodded and they all looked on as Emma held out her hands between them, palms facing up towards the ceiling of their tent.
She closed her eyes and focused on her magic, until little sparks of light were emerging from her palms. The little lights began to float up and around them, lighting up the tent from the inside, as if they were surrounded by fireflies.
They all look up in awe, a soft “Woah…” echoing through the tent.
Emma turned to look at Killian, but realized that at some point, he’d stepped out of the tent.
“Killian?”
“Coming!” he answered from upstairs.
A moment later, he emerged into the tent again, holding Hope in his arms.
“Aw, well hello there little one,” Emma said lovingly, softly touching her baby’s cheek. “That was quite a nap you had today, huh?”
Hope looked up at Emma and cooed at her, before her eyes turned to the little lights floating above them.
Killian smiled at his wife. “I didn’t want her to miss this.”
Emma’s smile turned up again and she looked at him with love in her eyes, grateful to have this incredibly thoughtful man in her life, and even more grateful that Hope would have him as a father.
“Merry Christmas, Emma,” he said as he placed a kiss to her forehead. “I hope it’s everything you dreamt it would be.”
“It’s even better,” she replied.
They settled down together among the pillows and blankets on the floor with little Hope between them, as Henry taught Lucy how to roast a marshmallow over the fire. The snow continued to fall outside, covering their world in peace and quiet unlike any Storybrooke had ever known. And with the settling of the snow, Emma and her little family huddled together for warmth, taking ample time to enjoy the happy ending they’d all fought so hard to gain.
Hello, hello, @downeystarkjr! It is I, your Captain Swan secret Santa New Year’s baby! And with that, let me apologize profusely for how late this is. *facepalm*
I tried so hard to plot out a story based on what you said you wanted to see, but having no exposure to Zorro (*hides*), that was tough. And I just generally couldn’t come up with something to match your wishes that would satisfy. But then - BUT THEN you mentioned one of your favorite movies is 10 Things I Hate About You, and it just so happens that’s one of my all-time favorite movies AND I’ve been dying to write Captain Swan into that movie for a while now. So I started writing. And I kept writing. And I wrote some more. And this @cssecretsanta2k18 fic got much longer than I planned it to be. Oh, and there are a few details in there catered to you, and I hope those make you smile. :)
So it’s been drafted for a bit now, but the editing process is proving slower. My beta is my lovely friend @ohmakemeahercules, who I have to thank here because, dang, she’s put up with a lot from me. And she’s fabulous! And this fic would absolutely not be near as readable as it is now without her (and it’s not even done being edited yet - she’s that amazing!). And we will continue working on this thing to give you the best gift it can be. However, I didn’t want you to have to wait any longer, so here’s a partially edited story for you! When it is fully edited, I’ll make another post on here, and I’ll also post it to ao3 at that point. Until then, I hope I can keep talking to you! You and I, apparently, have a lot in common, and I’d love to get to know you better!
I hope you’re not too disappointed it’s not exactly what you asked for. Here goes...
“What did everyone think of The Sun Also Rises?” Mr. Pendragon crossed his arms and leaned against the chalkboard as he scanned his classroom for any sign of intellectual thought.
“I loved it. It was so romantic.” That was Ashley, a sweet girl who worked two jobs after school to help her family make ends meet. But she treated Hemingway like a fairytale.
“Romantic?” Scoffed Emma Swan, the opinionated and sarcastic girl seated in the back row. Mr. Pendragon squeezed his eyes shut, already feeling a headache blooming. “Hemingway was an abusive alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.”
Nearly every student in the room rolled their eyes at her.
“As opposed to a bitter, self-righteous bitch who has no friends?” Mr. Pendragon rolled his eyes this time as Neal Gold, the rich kid bully, chimed in.
“Pipe down, Gold,” the teacher stepped in.
Emma Swan fumed at Neal from her seat before turning back to face the front of the room. “I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time. What about Sylvia Plath or Charlotte Bronte or Simone de Beauvoir?”
Suddenly, everyone in the class jerked their heads toward the door as Killian Jones walked in, leather jacket despite the warm temperature outside, no books, and late as usual. He scratched behind his ear as he looked around the classroom.
“What did I miss?” He asked in a British accent.
Before anyone else could answer, Emma spoke up. “Just the oppressive patriarchal values that dictate our education.”
Killian nodded, muttering a, “good,” before leaving the room. Mr. Pendragon tried to call after him, but it was no use.
Turning back to the class, Mr. Pendragon addressed Emma. “Ms. Swan, I want to thank you for your point of view.” He paused as Emma sent a smirk Neal’s way. Just when she felt validated, he added, “I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban oppression. It must be tough.” At that, Emma slumped back into her seat, a scowl returning to her face.
“Anything else?”
“Yeah,” Mr. Pendragon headed to the front of the classroom. “Go to the office. I don’t need to deal with this right now.”
“Mr. Pendragon! What?!”
“You heard me.”
Emma huffed out a breath as she left the room, but not before knocking Neal on the side of his head to stop his snickering.
“Emma Blanchard,” Ms. Perky, the guidance counselor, addressed the student walking into her office, “why am I not surprised to see you again?”
“It's Swan. Emma Swan. I'm adopted.” She crossed her arms and rolled her eyes, bored with the routine. Ms. Perky made a disapproving noise and proceeded to type on her computer, not even looking Emma's way.
“Your father is a Blanchard. Your sister is a Blanchard. It says ‘Blanchard’ on the roster and in the system,” Ms. Perky reminded Emma.
“And I'm a Swan.”
Ms. Perky paused, grinning to herself as she glanced between her mug and Emma, who raised her eyebrows waiting for an explanation. “Swan,” she pointed to her swan-printed mug. “Swan,” she pointed at Emma while laughing out loud. Emma nodded overdramatically as she waited for the guidance counselor to get down to business. “So I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Pendragon’s class again.”
“Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.”
“The point is people see you as somewhat-”
“Tempestuous?”
“‘Heinous bitch’ is the term used most often. “You might want to work on that.”
Emma’s lips slightly upturned. She was almost seemed impressed with herself, despite the unflattering connotation.
Ms. Perky went back to typing as Emma waited for her dismissal. The counselor sighed and lowered her glasses before a tired “thank you” was uttered.”
Emma grabbed her backpack from the floor. She faced Ms. Perky and said, with extreme sarcasm, “as always, thank you for your excellent guidance.” She exited the room without another word.
That afternoon, Emma and her best friend, Lily, waited in Emma’s car for her younger sister, Mary Margaret. However, Mary Margaret was more interested in catching the eye of Neal Gold, the most popular guy in senior year. She and her best friend, Tamara, walked by him for the fourth time that afternoon trying to get noticed. Fourth time was the charm, as Neal called out, “looking good, ladies.” Tamara sent Neal a predatory grin before leading Mary Margaret away from the boy before she started giggling and making a fool of herself in front of him.
“They’re out of reach, even for you, Gold.” Felix, another senior, said.
Neal glared at his friend. “No one’s out of reach for me.”
“You want to put money on that?”
Neal shook his head, still watching the girls walk away. “Money I’ve got. This I’m going to do for fun.”
Meanwhile, Neal wasn’t the only guy with his eye on Mary Margaret.
“Who’s that guy?” David Nolan, a new kid to Storybrooke High, asked his tour guide, August Booth.
“Neal Gold. He’s rich. He’s a model. And he’s a moron.”
“A model?” To be honest, Neal didn’t strike David as a model.
“Eh,” August shrugged. “Mostly regional stuff. But he’s rumored to have a tube sock ad coming out.”
David gave August a look that screamed, “really?,” to which August just nodded. They both laughed.
“Man, just look at her. Is she always so-”
“Clueless? Airheaded? Into herself?” In truth, August didn’t really know Mary Margaret well, but she was easily the most popular girl in the school.
“Don’t say that about her. There’s more to her than you think. I mean, look at the way she smiles. And look at her eyes, man. She’s totally pure. You’re missing what’s there.”
“No, David. What’s there is a bratty little princess wearing a strategically planned sundress to make guys like us realize we can never touch her, and guys like Neal realize they want to. We will spend the rest of our lives not being able to have girls like her. Just move on, dude.”
David crossed his arms and took a step back from August. “No. You’re wrong about her.”
August put his hands up in surrender. “Fine. I’m wrong. You want to take a shot? Be my guest. She’s actually looking for a French tutor.”
David’s entire face lit up. “Seriously? That’s perfect!”
“Do you speak French?”
“No.” He stared dreamily at Mary Margaret, who was waving goodbye to her friend. “But I will.”
On her way to her sister’s car, Mary Margaret was stopped in her tracks by Neal Gold pulling up in his convertible.
“Hey. Would you and your friend like a ride?”
Mary Margaret barely waited to breathe before she called out to Tamara, who ran over and got in Neal’s car right behind her friend.
Emma and Lily, who had watched the drama unfold, rolled their eyes simultaneously.
“That’s a charming new development,” Lily said sarcastically.
Scrunching her face in disgust, Emma added, “it’s pathetic.” She buckled her seatbelt and prepared to drive just the two of them. Right when she was about to back out, Emma had to slam the breaks because of a stalled motorcycle directly behind her car. “Hey,” she yelled, “remove head from ass, then drive!”
The motorcyclist scooted away sans motor so Emma could pull out. She flipped him off and sped out of the parking lot.
David Nolan came running up to the rider - August. “Are you alright?”
“Yeah. Just a minor encounter with the shrew, your girlfriend’s sister.”
“That’s Mary Margaret’s sister?” David was in a state of disbelief.
August nodded, “adopted.” With that, he once again got his motorcycle working. Sending David a knowing smile, he put on his helmet and rode off.
Emma was happily lying on the living room couch reading a book when her adoptive father arrived home.
“Hello, Emma. Make anyone cry today?”
“Sadly, no, but it’s only 4:30.”
Leo Blanchard’s smile only grew as Mary Margaret came inside and greeted her father.
“Hi, Daddy.” She kissed his cheek and moved Emma’s feet so she could sit on the couch.
“Hello, precious.”
“And where have you been?” Emma bookmarked her page and closed the book, expecting some amusement as her father learns that her sister was in a car with Neal Gold.
“Nowhere.” She gave Emma a pleading look.
Emma promptly ignored her sister. “Ask Mary Margaret who drove her home.”
Leo waited for an answer from his biological daughter.
“Now, don’t get upset, but there’s this boy.” Mary Margaret couldn’t help grinning at the thought of a boy liking her.
“Who’s a flaming imbecile,” Emma chimed in.
“And I think he might ask me-”
“Please. I think I know what he’s going to ask you. And I think I know the answer: No. 1, it’s always no. What are the house rules? No. 1, no dating till you graduate. No. 2, no dating till you graduate. That’s it.”
“That’s so unfair! I’m the only girl in school who’s not dating.” She put on the puppy-dog face.
“No, you’re not. Your sister doesn’t date.”
Emma smiled proudly. “And I don’t intend to.”
“And why is that again?” Leo turned to his adopted daughter, beaming smile on his face.
“Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school?” Emma could actually see the moment a new idea sparked in her father’s brain.
“Okay. You’re unhappy with the old rule - fine. Old rule out. New rule in: Mary Margaret can date-” Mary Margaret squealed with delight; Emma gasped at the unfairness. Leo pointed at Emma, “-when she does.”
“So I was thinking.” David Nolan sat across from Mary Margaret Blanchard at a library table.
“Yeah?”
“Well, there’s no better way to learn a language than by doing, right?” She looked confused. “What about French food? We could eat some, you know, together? Saturday night?”
“That’s so cute! You’re asking me out.” Mary Margaret’s voice got dangerously high-pitched before her delight switched to disappointment.
David watched her emotions play out on her face. “Oh, I mean, I know your dad doesn’t let you date, but I thought maybe if it was for French class-”
“Oh, wait a minute!” She was smiling again. “My dad just came up with a new rule. I can date if my sister does.”
David’s face lit up.
“Don’t get too excited, David. My sister is pretty much incapable of human interaction nowadays.”
“Well, I’m sure that there are lots of guys who wouldn’t mind going out with a difficult woman,” he sounded unsure, but he was determined.
“You really think you could find someone extreme enough to date her?”
“Yeah. Why not?”
Mary Margaret reached out and touched David’s arm. “You’d do that for me?”
“Absolutely.”
After a long and fruitless search - apparently Emma Swan’s reputation precedes her - David knew he had the right guy in biology as he watched Killian Jones hack away at his dissection frog rather than delicately cut it.
“Hey, what about him?” David whispered to August, pointing at Killian.
“No, no. Don’t look at him, okay? He's a criminal.” August slapped David’s arm down from pointing at Killian and avoided even glancing in that direction.
David watched as Killian took out a cigarette from his leather jacket pocket and lit it using his Bunsen burner. He almost got around to smoking it, but his lab partner grabbed it and put it out. Obviously frustrated, he rested his head on one of his arms that was on the lab table and brooded. Abandoning the assignment altogether, he passed his right hand through the Bunsen burner’s flame on and off. As David continued to watch Killian, he knew had found the perfect guy for Emma.
“How do we get him to date Emma?” August looked at his friend, who was staring at Killian Jones from across the cafeteria. He didn’t think dealing with Killian Jones was a great idea, but David was convinced.
“I don’t know. We could pay him, except that we don’t have any money.” David slumped in his seat, deflated at the idea of not being able to take Mary Margaret out.
“Yeah. Well, what we need is a backer.” David sat up a little straighter. “You know, someone with money who’s stupid.” David followed August’s gaze to the popular table, where Neal Gold was laughing obnoxiously loudly with his posse. August turned to David, nodding. “I got this.” With that, August walked over to Neal’s table and took an empty chair, pretending to laugh to blend in.
“Are you lost?” Neal asked August.
“I just came by to chat,” August said confidently. David couldn’t believe August wanted to work with the competition.
“We don’t chat.”
“Actually, I thought that I'd run an idea by you, just to see if you're interested.”
Neal interrupted, “I’m not.”
“You want Mary Margaret, right?” Now August had Neal’s attention. “She can't go out with you because her sister is a heinous bitch who growls if you stare too long. What I think you need to do is hire someone who doesn’t scare so easily, tame the beast, so to speak.” August turned his attention to Killian, expecting Neal to follow. He did. “Seems like a solid investment, right?”
Neal narrowed his eyes. “What’s in it for you?”
“Hey. I’m walking down the hall and say hello to you, you say hello to me. Or at least maybe you don’t treat me and my friend like crap all the time.”
“Alright. I get it.” August nodded, and Neal nodded in return - an agreement - before telling August to leave. “We’re done now.” August got up and returned to his seat next to David.
“What are you doing getting him involved?”
“Relax. We’ll let him think he’s calling the shots, but you’ll be the one spending time with Mary Margaret while he sets everything up.”
“Okay. That’s not a bad idea, actually.” David was so ready to take out the girl of his dreams.
Killian Jones sat with his friend Will Scarlet. They were smoking on the bench on the sideline of the soccer field. Killian steeled his features, abruptly ceasing his laughter over something Will had said, as none other than Neal Gold approached the bench. Killian said nothing, hoping Neal would get bored and leave. No such luck.
“Hey. How ya doing?”
Killian put his cigarette between his teeth. “Can I help you?”
“See that girl?” Neal was pointing at one of the girls playing soccer, her long blond hair pulled up in a ponytail as she fought one of the other players for the ball.
He took the cigarette from his mouth. “I see her.” He kept watching her, somehow compelled not to look away.
“That’s Emma Swan. I want you to go out with her.” Neal was grinning smugly when Killian turned his attention back to him.
“Yeah, sure, Sparky.” Killian looked at Will and the two laughed. Killian returned the cigarette to his mouth for a moment before removing it and throwing it down on the ground in front of him.
“Look; I can’t take out her sister until Emma starts dating. You see, their dad’s insane. He’s got this rule where the girls-”
Killian put a hand up, stopping Neal’s jabbering. “That’s a touching story. It really is. Also not my problem.”
“Would you be willing to make it your problem if I provide generous compensation?” Neal waggled his eyebrows, still grinning.
Killian narrowed his eyes just barely. “You’re going to pay me to take out some lass?” Neal’s grin grew as he gave Killian a single nod. “How much?” Killian could use the money, and there are worse ways to earn money than spending a night with a pretty girl.
“Twenty bucks.”
The three guys turned their attention back to the field to watch Emma. Killian crossed his arms and turned back to Neal after she violently body checked another player.
Neal sighed. “Fine. Thirty.”
Killian held up his index finger and shook it. “Well, let’s think about this. We go to the movies - that’s, say, 20 bucks. I get gas for my car, we get popcorn - that’s 60. And if she has a sweet tooth, we’re looking at 75 bucks.”
“I’m not negotiating this. Take it or leave it.”
Killian shrugged. “Fifty bucks and we’ve got a deal.” He held out his hand to Neal, and this time, he was the one wiggling his eyebrows. Neal sighed as he pulled a $50 bill from his wallet, placing it in Killian’s outstretched hand. Pocketing the cash, he waved to Neal and said good-bye to Will as he made himself comfortable on the concrete bench to watch the rest of practice.
As soon as the coach dismissed the soccer team, Killian stood up, shoved his hands into his pockets, and prepared himself to approach Emma Swan. As she packed some things into her equipment bag, Killian came up behind her.
“Hey there, love. How are you this fine afternoon?”
Emma swung around at his voice, clearly startled, though refusing to let him know it. “First, not your love. Second, sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?”
“Now there’s a way to get a guy’s attention.”
She rolled her eyes. “My mission in life.” Her eyes narrowed when Killian didn’t walk away. She threw her bag over her shoulder then crossed her arms. “But apparently I’ve gotten your attention, so, you see, it worked.” Emma started off back to the locker room to get the rest of her stuff so she could get home and shower. She did not expect him to follow her.
“Pick you up Friday, then?”
She swung around to face him once again. “Oh, right. Friday. Yeah, sure.”
He lowered his voice, “I’ll take you places you’ve never been before.”
“Like the alley behind the drugstore on Main Street? Do you even know my name, jackass?”
“I know a lot more than you think.”
“Doubtful. Very doubtful.”
“You’re something of an open book.” She stuttered in her movement to walk away. There was something in his face that told her he wasn’t lying. But if he thought he knew her, he had another thing coming. After taking another moment to scan her suitor, she turned around and walked inside, not letting him call after her or follow.
Alone on the field, Killian actually smiled as he said the only two words coming to mind at that moment, “bloody hell.”
Later that night, Emma was brushing her teeth before bed when her sister came into the bathroom for her nightly routine.
“Have you ever considered a new look? I mean, seriously, you could have some definite potential buried under all that hostility.” Emma stilled the hand holding her toothbrush and stared at her sister, who looked entirely unfazed.
“I’m not hostile. I’m annoyed.”
“Why don’t you try being nice? I know you are. But people at school wouldn’t know what to think.”
“You forget that I don’t care what people think. Stopped caring ages ago.”
Mary Margaret turned to Emma and put a hand on her shoulder. “You do care.”
Emma shook her head and spit the toothpaste out of her mouth. “No, I don’t. And you don’t always have to be who they want you to be. You know that?”
“I happen to enjoy being liked by people.”
Emma rinsed her toothbrush before looking back at her sister. “Wait, where’d you get that necklace?”
“It’s Mom’s,” Mary Margaret squeaked out.
Emma couldn’t believe this. Only three years after their mother’s death and Mary Margaret thought she could just take her things. “And you’ve been hiding it for three years?”
“No. Dad found it in a drawer last week.”
“And you’re wearing it now? Is that going to be a normal thing?”
“It’s not like she’s going to wear it. And she always said she thought it would look good on me.”
Emma shook her head and felt the tears threatening to spill. “Trust me,” she spat out, “it doesn’t.”
With bags of food in hand, Emma emerged from the grocery store to find Killian Jones leaning against her car.
“This is quite the vessel you captain here, Swan.”
She rested the bags on the sidewalk, but she still gripped the handles. “Are you following me?”
“I was at Marco’s. Saw your car - hard to miss, that yellow Bug. I came over to say hi.”
“Hi.” She picked up her groceries and moved to put them in her car. Killian kept a hand on the door, stopping her from opening it.
“Not a big talker?”
“Depends on the topic. Hearing people mock my car doesn’t really whip me into a verbal frenzy.”
Killian stared at her like he was putting together a puzzle, trying to figure her out. His voice was high-pitched with curiosity as he asked, “you’re not afraid of me, are you?”
“Afraid of you?” She managed to get her door open and shoved her bags in the car before turning back around to face her stalker. “Why would I be afraid of you?”
He shrugged. “Most people are.”
“I’m not.”
“Well, maybe you’re not afraid of me. But I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked.” He gave her a knowing wink. She thought it was absolutely obnoxious.
She feigned surprise. “Am I that transparent?” He chuckled as she wedged herself into her car. Putting his hands up in mock innocence, Killian backed up onto the sidewalk as Emma started to pull away. Of course, Neal Gold parked his show-off classic car in the road directly behind her. “What is it, asshole day?” She muttered to herself. To Neal, who was walking into his father’s pawn shop, she yelled, “hey, do you mind?”
He yelled back, “no, not at all,” before walking into the shop and slamming the door behind him.
Fed up, Emma backed straight out and into Neal’s car, pushing it until it was out of the way. Her car may be old, but it was built better than his rich-kid car. She started to pull out of the parking lot, flipping Neal off as he came running out of the store.
“What the hell, bitch?!”
“Oops!” She laughed as she pulled away, even flashing Killian a smile from her window before disappearing from view.
Killian had stood on the sidewalk watching the whole scene, a delighted smile gracing his face as Neal ran to his car to assess the damage. Emma Swan could certainly hold her own.
After being properly lectured about the accident by her father, who tried and failed to hide that he was definitely a tad proud, Emma’s reading was interrupted by a screech from her sister.
“Did you maim Neal’s car?!”
“Yup. Looks like you’re going to have to take the bus, or, you know, ride with your bitch of a sister.” Emma smiled, but didn’t bother looking up from her book.
“Has the fact that you’re completely insane managed to escape your attention?”
Emma shrugged. Mary Margaret let out a noise of frustration and then walked away.
Killian was at his locker talking to Will when none other than Neal Gold came strutting over and slammed Killian’s locker closed.
“When I shell out fifty bucks, I expect results.” He looked like he was two seconds from grabbing Killian’s jacket and lifting him up against the lockers, if only he wasn’t scared of Killian.
“I’m on it, mate.” He grinned at Will before turning back to a still-fuming Neal. Will slapped Killian on the back as he took his leave.
“Watching that bitch ram into my car doesn’t count as a date. If you don’t get some, I don’t get some. So get some.” Neal glared at Killian for a solid minute before starting to walk away when it was clear Killian wasn’t budging.
“Ah, ah, ah,” Killian called after him. “I just upped my price.”
Neal stared in disbelief. With what happened to Neal’s car, Killian figured he could get more out of him, though getting Emma Swan to go out with him was not about the money anymore. He liked a good challenge, and he might even like her. But the money wouldn’t hurt.
“Hundred bucks a date in advance.” Killian stood confidently as Neal stomped over to him.
“Forget it.” He started to walk away again.
“Forget her sister, then.” Killian knew he had Neal there.
Neal fished another $50 bill from his wallet. “You better hope you’re as smooth as you think you are, Jones.”
Killian said nothing, just took the money with a smug smile and walked away, leaving Neal at the lockers.
Killian Jones looked forward to his daily 45 minutes of shop class. He liked being hands-on, and it was a creative outlet. Since shop was an elective and it involved some heavy machinery, shop was the class in which the least amount of his classmates were scared of him. And the best part for Killian - his prosthetic hand was a guaranteed steady weight, and he didn’t risk cutting himself on that hand.
Their latest project was the most obvious of projects for a high school shop class: A birdhouse. However, the students could design their birdhouses to look like anything they wanted, so Killian was modeling his as a ship. His older brother had served in the navy, and Liam had gotten his younger brother fascinated with ships.
Just as Killian was working on carving the boat’s largest sail, he was approached by two guys who were absolutely not in the class.
The blonde spoke first. “We know what you’re trying to do with Emma Swan.”
Killian put down the sander he was using on the sail. “Is that so? And what do you plan to do about it?”
“Help you out.”
That was not the response he was expecting. “Why’s that?”
The kid in the too-tight leather jacket answered. “The situation is my man David here is really into Mary Margaret Blanchard.”
Killian sighed. Of course. “What is it with this lass?”
“Look, I think I speak correctly when I say that David's love is pure - purer than, say, Neal Gold’s.”
“I really don’t give a damn who Gold nails. He’s paying me. That’s all this is.”
David reacted before his friend could get a word out. “There will be no nailing going on.”
The friend put a hand up to stop David from continuing. “Killian, Let me explain something to you here. We set this whole thing up so David could get the girl - David. Neal's just a pawn.”
“So you two are going to help me tame the wild beast?” Killian alternated pointing between the two guys in front of him.
“We’ll do some research. We’ll find out what she likes.” Both of the guys were grinning at Killian. “Let’s start with Friday night. Matt Murdock is throwing a party - the perfect opportunity for you to take Emma out.”
“I’ll think about it.” Picking up the sander once more, Killian got back to work on his birdhouse, hoping his intruders would take the hint and go away. Once they were gone, patting each other on their backs as they walked away, the noise from the sander chased off any thoughts of Emma Swan and this plan he’d gotten mixed up in.
“So, Mary Margaret, have you heard about Murdock’s party Friday?” David looked at his walking companion.
“Yes. And I really, really, really want to go, but I can't - not unless my sister goes.”
“I know. I’m working on that. But so far, she just isn’t going for my guy.” Mary Margaret nodded slowly. Of course her sister wasn’t going for some guy. “She’s not, you know-”
“No,” Mary Margaret answered plainly. “She’s definitely into guys. I found magazine cutouts of actors she likes in her drawer once.”
“So that’s the kind of guys she likes - pretty guys?”
Mary Margaret shook her head. “I don’t know. All I've ever heard her say is that she'd die before dating a guy that smokes.”
“Okay. Helpful. What else?”
“You’re asking me to get inside my sister’s twisted mind? I don’t think so, David.”
“Well, nothing else has worked. We might have to go behind enemy lines here.”
Mary Margaret stopped in her tracks as she considered the idea. “Okay, come with me.” David couldn’t quite hide the smile blooming on his face. “You are really lucky I like you.”
Back at the Blanchard household, the two made sure Emma wasn’t home before creeping into her room.
“She keeps all her junk in this drawer.” Mary Margaret opened it slowly and started rifling through it. David stood awkwardly in the doorway, unsure of how exactly to act in Emma Swan’s bedroom. “Class schedule, reading list, planner, coffee receipts, concert tickets.” There was some potentially useful stuff there. David approached slowly, taking the items Mary Margaret had gathered. “Ah-ha! Red panties!”
David coughs. “What does that tell us?”
“She wants to have sex someday!”
“Or she’s really into red? She does wear that jacket all the time.”
“You don’t buy red lingerie unless you want someone to see it,” Mary Margaret laughed at his flustered behavior.
“Right.” David pulled the pile of Emma material closer to him as he took a step back from where Mary Margaret held out the red underwear. “You can put that back now.”
Rolling her eyes, she put the panties back in the drawer and took the pile from David. He got out his phone and took pictures of her schedule, reading list, and concert tickets. He’d take a more detailed look once they were out of Emma’s room. “You so owe me for coming in here.”
“Freedom to go to Murdock’s party?”
“I suppose that’s a start.”
Killian Jones worked part-time as a bartender at a local bar. The hours meant very little sleep, and he was late for school a lot after sleeping through his alarm, but the bar’s owner let him do homework behind the bar and he liked his regulars. The last thing he expected to see on the job was the two guys from shop class walk in. They looked entirely out of place, David in his bright plaid shirt and too-big grin on his face.
“So this is what a bar looks like.”
Killian ran to the front of the bar and pulled David by his shirt collar over to the pool table. “If my boss caught you two at the bar, I could lose my job. Why are you here?”
David pried his shirt from Killian’s fist and his grin disappeared. “We have some intel for you.”
Killian sat on the edge of the pool table. “All right. What’ve you got?”
“Wait. We can’t be at the bar, but you can work at one?” August crossed his arms.
“Owner is a family friend. If I drink, I lose my job,” Killian paused and looked between the two guys. “Not that it’s any of your business.”
Nodding in understanding, David went back to the night’s intended subject. “Well, thing No. 1, Emma hates smokers - hates.”
Killian’s jaw dropped.
“So you’re telling me I’m now a non-smoker?” August reached into Killian’s jacket pocket and took his pack of cigarettes.
“Yup.” Killian narrowed his eyes at August in anger. “But just for now.” He pocketed the cigarettes and held his hands up in innocence.
“Actually, there’s another problem,” David started. Killian turned his attention to him and raised his eyebrows in question. “Mary Margaret said Emma likes, um, pretty guys.”
Killian stared at David in silence for a second. “Are you telling me I’m not a pretty guy?”
“You’re very pretty. Gorgeous, in fact. Right, David?” August elbowed David in the side.
“Yup. Very pretty. I just, you know, I wasn’t sure.”
Killian started walking away, thinking the conversation was over.
“Wait. We have more.” David held up a crumpled up piece of paper.
Killian glanced over at the bar to make sure he was covered before turning back to David. “Go on.”
“Okay. Likes: Chinese and Indian food, hot chocolate, coffee, ‘80s music, Robert Downey Jr., and ‘90s boy bands, which I just cannot believe.” David pulled out another sheet of notebook paper. “This is for you - list of dvds she has in her room, list of books on her bookshelf that look the most read, and her most played songs on her iPod.”
“So I’m supposed to buy her Chicken Tikka Masala, a book, and sit around watching Robert Downey Jr. movies when we aren’t listening to Michael Jackson and Bon Jovi?”
Killian’s knowledge of the things David listed honestly surprised both August and him.
“Actually, have you ever heard of Avril Lavigne?”
“She has tickets to see her tomorrow night.”
“Absolutely not. I can’t be seen at an Avril Lavigne concert.”
“If it helps, she’s got a pair of red underwear.”
Leaving Killian gaping, David and August left.
As he headed back to the bar to resume work, Killian groaned because he knew he had to go to that bloody concert the following night.
Killian could not be happier that the venue Avril Lavigne was playing had a bar with a bartender who absolutely could not tell a fake ID from a real one. Nursing a glass of rum - he limited himself to two; he had to drive home himself and he wasn’t that irresponsible - he watched Emma dance to the music with her friend. She was a vision in a green tank top and jeans, strong arms on display without her usual red leather jacket. Her hair was only just slightly wavy as she flipped it over her shoulder. He watched as she said something to her friend before heading his way. Spinning himself around on the stool, he pretended to be extremely interested in his phone all the sudden.
“Two waters, please.”
Killian could tell when she noticed him sitting there by her aggravated groan. “If you’re planning on asking me out again, you might as well get it over with.”
“Do you mind? I can’t hear the music over your voice.”
She knew perfectly well that he was not there for the music. “You’re not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.”
“Yeah. About that - I quit. Did you know those things are bad for you?”
“Wait. You quit?”
“Aye.” Killian took it as a win when Emma stared at him, too stunned to reply with some sarcastic retort. “You know, Swan, I was watching you out there before.”
“Stalker,” she quipped before thanking the bartender for the waters and paying him.
“I’ve never seen you look so sexy,” Killian commented when Emma turned her attention back to him, except he hadn’t noticed the song was ending, and there was a moment of silence in the club right as he spoke. His ears flashed bright red as he scratched at a spot behind his right ear. Being nearly the only male in the club, his comment was met with giggles from the female crowd, who had heard him clearly. The saving grace of his embarrassment was that Emma, gorgeously flushed from both her dancing and embarrassment, also laughed. Killian waited until the next song had started before getting the courage to talk again. “Come with me to Murdock’s party.”
“You just don’t know when to give up, huh?” She flashed him a grin as she made her way back to her friend in the crowd.
“Was that a yes?” He called after her.
“No,” she shouted in return.
“Was that a no?”
“No.”
Smiling to himself, he yelled to her once more, “I’ll pick you up at 9.”
Mary Margaret and Tamara had put on their party clothes and were close to the front door when Mr. Leo Blanchard called out from the couch, “should’ve used the window, girls.”
Tamara smacked Mary Margaret in the arm and muttered, “told you.”
Leo got up and confronted the girls. “And where are we going?”
“Well, if you must know, a small study group of friends.” Mary Margaret batted her eyelashes.
“Also known as a party?”
“Mr. Blanchard, it’s just a party. And I promise I’ll take care of Mary Margaret,” Tamara tried.
Leo called up the stairs, “Emma, did you know about some party tonight?”
“I don’t know,” Emma yelled from her room.
“That settles it. Emma isn’t going, you’re not going.”
“Emma!” Mary Margaret screeched up the stairs. “Emma, please! Just for one night, can’t you forget that you hate everyone and be my sister? Please? C’mon, Emma, please do this for me.”
Emma closed her book and sighed. Mary Margaret’s pleading was genuine enough. Grabbing her leather jacket, she headed downstairs. “Fine. I’ll make an appearance.”
Mary Margaret hugged Emma between high-pitched squeals of delight.
“Thank you, Emma. Thank you.”
Leo Blanchard just stood there in shock as Mary Margaret and Tamara ran out the door. Emma rolled her eyes and answered the door when someone knocked, expecting it to be one of her sister’s many suitors. She was taken aback when it was Killian Jones.
“What are you doing here?”
“It’s 9, right?” He glanced at his watch - 8:47. “Oh, I’m early.”
Emma barely recalled his promise to pick her up at 9. She was surprised he actually kept his word.
“Alright. The sooner we get there, the sooner we can leave.” She grabbed his left hand, which she noticed did not feel like a flesh hand, and pulled him out the door. His breath hitched immediately and it was like he forgot how to walk. She tugged before letting go. “You coming?”
He shook himself out of it. “Yeah. Of course, Swan.”
The party was exactly how Emma imagined it would be: Drunk teenagers all dry humping each other and talking far too loudly. She and Killian wandered around, neither one really sure how to act at a party. Walking upstairs, Killian was stopped by Ashley, that girl from their English class.
Ashley threw herself at Killian, grabbing his shoulders and pulling him to her. “Kiss me!”
Killian looked around, spotting a guy sitting on a beanbag placed in the hallway. He directed Ashley to that guy, forcing her into his lap. “Kiss him.”
About to walk away, Killian was stopped by a hand on his jacket - the hand of the guy he forced Ashley onto. “Hey, man! Thanks!”
Killian nodded at him and went to try to find Emma. He spotted her in one of the guest rooms, where someone had stuck a keg. She was talking to Neal Gold.
“Hey, Swan Princess. Looking good!”
Emma glared at Neal, the last person she wanted to see that night. Already wanting to leave, she turned around to find Killian to let him know she was going home. As she started walking out of the room, Neal grabbed her waist and pulled her back to him.
“Where you going, Em?”
“Away.” Emma pulled his hand off her.
“Where’s your sister? She here?”
“Stay the hell away from my sister.”
Neal put his hands up in mock surrender. “Fine. I’ll stay away from Mary Margaret, but I can’t guarantee she’ll stay away from me.” He smirked.
Emma pushed through the crowd to leave the room. She wandered around for a while as she looked for Killian. Heading into the kitchen hoping that if Killian wasn’t in there, maybe she could at least find something halfway-decent to eat, she was met with her sister on one of Neal’s arms and Tamara on his other. Both girls were giddy.
“Em,” he screamed. “Look who found me!” He led the girls away from Emma, who lost them in the crowd. So much for protecting her sister from the biggest jerk in Maine. She was an awful sister.
“Hey, want one?” She whipped her head around to see some guy who she figured was in college. He held out a tray of shots.
Glancing around the room once more, she didn’t see Mary Margaret anymore, or Killian, so she shrugged and took a shot. She downed it right as Killian found her.
“Swan, what are you doing?” He looked panicked as he took the empty shot glass from her.
“Partying. Like a normal person. My sister would be so proud.”
“I’ve been looking everywhere for you. Swan-” Killian was cut off as Emma spotted another tray of shots and wandered off in pursuit. Killian watched helplessly from the spot Emma just stood. “One of these days, I’m going to stop chasing this woman.” He headed after her, hoping she didn’t get too carried away.
“August, I just saw Mary Margaret.”
“Took you long enough to find her. Where is she now?”
“With Neal.” August froze, his cup of water not quite making it to his mouth.
“That wasn’t in the plan. Now what?”
David took a deep breath. “I - I don’t know. She was happy. She looked like she wanted to be here with him.”
“Go find her again. Make up a reason for her to spend time with you instead.” David nodded, sighing and turning to leave. He looked defeated. August patted David on the back as he watched his friend disappear into the crowd. “Good luck, my friend.”
Killian paced the entirety of the house twice before he found Emma, but too late. She was dancing on the coffee table in the living room, completely drunk.
“Swan, what do you say I have this shot?” He pried the glass from her hand as she continued to dance.
“No! It’s mine!” She tried her hardest to grab it back, but she was slow in her inebriated state.
“Hey, man!” Neal put an arm around Killian’s shoulders. Killian shuddered in return. “How did you do it?”
“What?”
“You managed to get her to act like a normal person!” Neal cheered as Emma kept dancing, taking off her jacket and swinging it around. Killian shook off Neal and moved closer to Emma as she made her way to the edge of the table. He was barely able to catch her as she fell off, but when he did, he carried her outside to keep her from drinking any more. He found a bench on the porch outside and put her down onto it.
“Are you alright?”
“Never better.” That was a lie. She couldn’t even sit up by herself. She leaned on Killian’s side and let her head dangle forward as she rested her eyes.
Killian rubbed her back and made sure she was comfortable. She dozed off on his shoulder. He sighed, rubbing his temples when he saw David storm out of the house.
“She wanted Neal this whole time!”
Killian helped lie Emma down onto the bench as he stepped aside to talk with David. “What’s up, mate?”
“I saw Mary Margaret and Tamara with Neal. I felt sorry for myself for a little, then went to find her again. The second time, she was so transfixed with him. I was a fool. It’s off, Killian. The whole thing’s off. Thanks for trying, but she never wanted me. She just wanted me to help her out so she could go out with him.”
Killian didn’t have time for this.
“Nolan, look. Do you like Mary Margaret?”
David sighed and softened. “Yeah.”
“And is she worth all the trouble?”
He shook his head. “I don’t know anymore. I thought so, but-”
Killian stared David down. “Look, mate. Either she is or she isn’t. First of all, Neal is not half the man you are. Secondly, don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want, aye?”
“Okay.”
“Okay?”
“Yeah.”
Emma stirred and tried to stand up from the bench on her own.
“I’m a tad busy here, Dave. Best of luck with Mary Margaret.” David nodded and took off back inside. Killian ran back to Emma just in time to catch her and get her to sit back down.
“Why are you taking care of me like this?” Emma babbled.
“It may surprise you, Swan, but I care for you.”
She narrowed her eyes. “You don’t really, though.”
“Of course I do.”
“Why?”
“If you weren’t around, I’d have to start taking out girls who actually like me.”
She snorted. “Like you could find one.”
“Ah, see that? Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?” They both laughed. “Can I ask you something now, Swan?” She didn’t answer. “Why do you let Neal get to you? I mean, he’s a wanker, but it’s like you take it personally.”
“I hate him.”
Killian opened his mouth to ask another question, but he was interrupted by Emma darting into a sitting position before puking onto the ground in front of the bench. He sighed yet again as he gathered her hair and held it back as she emptied her stomach.
“Hey, Mary Margaret, Neal’s holding an afterparty. You in?”
“I don’t know, Tam. I have a curfew. It’s my first night of freedom. I can’t take advantage like that.”
“Girls, you coming?” Neal waved from the door.
“Be right there,” Tamara called out to him in her flirtiest voice. He seemed impressed. Mary Margaret started to realize that maybe Neal wasn’t that into her. Maybe he just wanted any girl he could get his hands on.
“Last chance, Mary Margaret.”
With her recent realization, she actually didn’t want to go the party. “I think I’ll just find my sister and go home.”
“Alright. Your loss. Text you tomorrow.” Mary Margaret nodded to acknowledge her friend before sighing and looking around for Emma. It was looking like she needed a ride home. She found David instead.
“Hey. Have fun tonight?” He asked timidly.
“Look, David,” she started. She made eye contact as she asked, “do you think you could give me a ride home?”
Killian and Emma sat in his car. He was parked in front of her house, but she seemed hesitant to get out of the car.
“I should do this,” she giggles.
“Do what?”
She pointed at the car stereo.
“Install car stereos?” She laughed. He would think about that laugh for the rest of time.
“No. Start a band. Wouldn’t my dad just love that?” In that moment, she thought about her mom and how she loved to sing and play guitar - she was the reason Emma taught herself guitar.
“You don't strike me as the type to ask your father’s permission.”
She narrowed her eyes at him. “You really think you know me, huh?”
“I like to think I’m getting closer.”
“The only thing people know about me is that I’m a bitch.”
“Yeah, well, I’m no picnic myself.” Emma and Killian locked eyes as silence overtook the car. Killian was the one to break the moment. “So what's up with your dad? Is he a pain in the ass like everyone makes him seem?”
“Nah. He just wants me to be someone I’m not.”
“Who’s that?”
“Mary Margaret.”
“Well, no offense to your sister or anything, but she’s without.”
Emma stared at him. She’d always been the second-choice sister. “You’re really not as repulsive as I thought you were.” The two seemed to share a moment as Emma leaned in closer to Killian. His breath hitched, and it was then and the stench of beer and tequila that reminded him how drunk she was.
“Swan, maybe we should do this another time.”
Emma pulled back, hurt flashing in her eyes at the rejection. She wrestled to get the car door open, then slammed it before walking to her house, wiping tears along the way. Killian sighed as his head fell forward to rest on the steering wheel. He just hoped she’d understand when she sobered up.
Meanwhile, in David’s car, still at the party, he couldn’t find it in himself to turn the motor on just yet.
“You never wanted to go out with me, did you?”
“Well, I kinda did.”
“But I’m not Neal.”
“I don’t know. He’s just-”
“You don’t have to say any more.”
“I do like you, David.”
“Save it. just because you're beautiful, doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter. I mean, I really like you. I defended you when people called you conceited. I helped set Emma up so you could get out of the house. I learned French for you. And then you just blow me off for him.”
Mary Margaret answered by pulling him to her and kissing him. Cheering to himself, David knew he had won after all. She was absolutely worth the trouble.
Mr. Pendragon opened class as he always did on Mondays, asking about the students’ weekends.
“Why don’t you ask Emma?” Neal joked.
“Why do I feel like I don’t actually want to know what you all got up to?” He looked over at Emma, who was hiding her head in her arms on her desk. “All right. I definitely don’t. Let’s get started. Sonnets!”
The class groaned.
“I know, I know. Shakespeare and poetry - not everyone’s favorite things. But I want you all to write your own sonnets.”
Emma raised her hand. Mr. Pendragon prepared himself for the worst. “Does it have to be in iambic pentameter?”
Mr. Pendragon was stunned. “You don’t want to assert an opinion here?”
“I think this is a good assignment.”
“Are you messing with me?”
“No. I’m really looking forward to writing this.” He sized her up for a minute looking for a trace of a lie. Whatever happened last weekend must have really gotten to her.
“Alright, Ms. Swan. Thank you. And, no, it does not have to be written in iambic pentameter.”
Emma nodded and took note, specifically avoiding looking behind her at where Killian’s desk was.
Killian sat on the sideline bench alone as he watched Emma practice with her soccer team. He sighed, really wishing he could smoke a cigarette at that moment.
“Hey, man.” David sat next to Killian. “What’d you do to her?”
“Nothing. And if I had done anything, she would’ve been too drunk to remember.”
“But the plan was working.”
Killian took his eyes off Emma and looked at David. “Why do you even care? I thought the plan was off?”
“It was, but you gave me that pep talk and then,” he smiled.
“And then?”
“She kissed me.”
That got Killian to smile. At least someone got the girl. “Where?”
“In my car.”
Killian was going to press for more details, but August ran up to the bench. “So I talked to Emma.”
“And?” Killian looked up at August, hopeful.
“She really, really hates you right now.” Killian’s shoulders sagged with disappointment.
“Well,” David tried to find a positive in the situation but failed. “Maybe she just needs a day to cool off.”
All three guys ducked as a soccer ball came beaming at them at a speed that seemed like it could’ve cleanly knocked one of their heads off. They turned to the field to find Emma glaring at them. She was absolutely the one who kicked it. She was absolutely aiming for Killian.
David smiled sheepishly. “Maybe two days.”
Emma and Lily were headed outside to eat lunch when they came across a flier for prom. In anger, Emma yanked it from the wall.
“Can you imagine who would go to that antiquated mating ritual?”
Lily raised her hand. “I actually would, but I don’t have a date.”
Emma shot daggers at Lily with her eyes.
“Okay, okay. We won’t go. It’s not like I have a dress anyway.”
“Hey, Mary Margaret,” Neal came up to her.
She wasn’t really interested in talking to him. “Can I help you?” She focused on the field hockey ball she was dribbling between her stick.
“You’re concentrating awfully hard for gym class.”
“What do you want?”
“I want to talk to you about prom.”
“You know the deal.” She chased the ball after losing control of it. Stopping dribbling for a minute, she finally faced Neal. “I can’t go if Emma doesn’t.”
“You sister is going.”
She crossed her arms. “Since when?”
“Let’s just say I’m taking care of it.”
Mary Margaret smiled. Maybe she’d get to go to prom after all, but she definitely didn’t see herself there with Neal.
Neal held out two $100 bills to Killian. “This should take care of the flowers, the limo, the tux - everything. Just make sure she gets to the prom.”
“You know what? I’m out. I’m sick of playing your little game.” Killian’s eyes scanned the hallway. He just wanted to see Emma again.
“Are you still out if I raise it to $300?”
Killian knew he could use the money, but Emma wasn’t a business transaction for him. He took the money. He would use some of it for prom if things went well, but he was coming up with a plan for a way to use some of the rest of it.
The next day, Killian saw Emma’s car at a record store. He stopped in to see if she was still angry at him.
“Excuse me,” he tapped her on the shoulder. “Have you seen a copy of From Under The Cork Tree? I seem to have misplaced mine.”
She whipped around and crossed her arms. “What are you doing here?”
“I was looking for a Fall Out Boy album. I thought my inquiry made that clear.”
“You’re so-”
“Charming? Devilishly handsome?”
“Unwelcome.” She started to walk to a different section of the store. He followed.
“You’re not as mean as you think you are.”
“You’re not as badass as you think you are.”
“Someone still has her panties in a twist.”
She swung around. “Don't you, for one second, think that you had any effect on my panties.”
“Then what did I have an effect on?”
“Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.” She continued browsing through records, then pulled one out. She pressed it to his chest before leaving. Killian had to set his plan in motion quickly. Before leaving himself, he looked at the record she found him: From Under the Cork Tree.
At soccer practice the next day, Emma was in the zone. Soccer was a great way for her to channel her anger at Killian. She was so focused on perfecting the team’s newest play, she hadn’t realized her teammates all stopped playing. Trapping the ball, she turned around to face the bleachers to see what all her teammates were staring at. She was greeted by Killian at the top of the bleachers, something in his hand. He ran down a few rows of seats so Emma could make him out better. It was a microphone.
Pulling the mic to his mouth, he sang, “you’re just too good to be true. Can’t take my eyes off of you. You'd be like heaven to touch. I want to hold you so much. At long last love has arrived, and I thank god I'm alive. You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you.”
Emma found herself almost swooning. Her teammates looked at her for her reaction. She smiled, then jumped as there was a loud noise from behind her. She turned to see the marching band walking onto the field, playing along to the song Killian was singing.
She turned her attention back to Killian. “I love you, baby. And if it's quite alright, I need you, baby, to warm the lonely nights.”
The school police had gotten word of the disturbance and were running onto the bleachers to stop Killian. Taking a look at his pursuers, Killian wagged his eyebrows at Emma before running around the bleachers as he sang, dodging police officers and adding a strut or two as he sauntered around.
And he didn’t miss a note. “I love you, baby. Trust in me when I say, oh, pretty baby, don't bring me down, I pray. Oh, pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay and let me love you.”
He made his way down to the first row of seats, and Emma found herself walking over to him. She smiled and laughed as he sang the last line, staring into her eyes. “Baby, let me love you.”
Everyone who witnessed the song applauded and cheered when he finished, Emma included. Smiling back at her, Killian winked before being carried off by the police officers. Who knew Killian Jones would be one for grand romantic gestures?
Saturday detention was nothing new to Killian Jones. He had been sentenced to spend a few of his precious free days at school among his fellow delinquents before - sometimes for smoking, sometimes for ditching class or coming in late, et cetera, et cetera. But this Saturday, the prospect of spending his entire day trapped in an overheated classroom was more bothersome than usual, as he knew that Emma Swan was no longer angry with him. He wanted nothing more than to spend the day with her.
Resigning himself to twiddling his thumbs in detention all day, Killian sat back and tried to make himself comfortable. He stared at the ceiling for what must have been 20 minutes, avoiding getting on Coach Stark’s bad side - maybe he could get off early for good behavior?
Killian’s attention was pulled from the ceiling as the door to the classroom slammed closed. He sat up slowly before blinking his eyes rapidly to ensure his mind wasn’t playing tricks on him. Talking to Coach Stark at the front of the room was none other than Emma Swan. Killian immediately sat up straighter. Emma glanced at him from the corner of her eye, still talking to her soccer coach.
When Coach Stark bent down to get a pad of paper and pen from his desk, Emma mouthed to Killian, “the windows,” as she pointed to said windows. He nodded and got in position to move from his desk while not arousing suspicion from the coach. With the in-charge adult’s attention on Emma, Killian tiptoed in the aisle between the desks to the row of windows lining the left wall of the classroom.
“So I think we really need to work more on our defense for the game against the Racoons,” Killian caught a bit of Emma’s conversation as he worked to silently open a window wide enough for him to squeeze through. Emma watched him worriedly with quick glances over to him. “Ruby is a great goalie, but the team needs to have her back when she’s down after blocking a shot.”
Killian cursed to himself when his jacket zipper got caught on the window. His eyes flashed to Emma’s. She put her hands on Coach Stark to keep him facing her. “I mean, if she’s down, I just think someone needs to step into the goal and cover for her.”
“Emma, why don’t we talk about this more at practice next week.” He turned to sit back at his desk, but a quick look at Killian showed Emma he was only half out of the window.
Acting impulsively and without any real thought, she eyed the corner of the teacher’s desk and walked forward as if to keep talking to the coach as he sat down. With a precisely placed foot, Emma tripped over the desk leg and fell straight to the floor. Her fall was met with a stinging in her left wrist, but as she looked to the window, Killian was nowhere in sight. Sighing in relief, she cradled her wrist with her other hand as Coach Stark bent down next to her to tend to her. She definitely injured her wrist, but if Killian got away unnoticed, it would be worth it.
Feeling the concrete under his feet, Killian was so thankful the detention room was on the first floor. He looked into the room to see Emma and figure out how she managed to get him out unseen, but she was nowhere in sight. Disappointed over not being able to see her and properly thank her, he started making his way to his car.
Halfway across the parking lot, he spun around at the sound of his name.
“Killian! Killian, wait up!” Emma was waving and running to where he stood.
“Swan,” he grinned as she caught up to him. “Thanks for springing me from detention.”
“Yeah, well, if I hadn’t been so pissed that you wouldn’t take advantage of me in your car, you never would’ve ended up there.”
“I don’t regret it, you know.”
Emma’s eyes flashed downward as she blushed just enough for Killian to notice.
“Hey, Swan, what are you doing now?”
“Heading home to read, I guess. Or I have some homework I could do.” Truth was she was going to go home to ice her wrist; it was hurting like crazy.
He really hoped the interest he saw in her eyes was really there. “Come on, Swan.” He walked to the passenger side of his car and opened the door. “In the car.”
“What? That’s really creepy, Jones.”
“And here I thought you weren’t afraid of me,” he joked.
Emma stuck her tongue out at him as she got into the car. The wrist probably wasn’t broken. It could wait. Once he got settled into his seat, Emma asked, “so what’s going on here?”
“Isn’t it obvious? I’m taking you-” he booped her nose “-on a date.”
Killian took Emma to a harbor. Emma hissed when Killian took her left hand upon her getting out of the car, but she didn’t see any sign he noticed. He led her to a corner of the harbor where people were going out onto the water in little swan boats.
“The swans made me think of you, and I thought it might be fun.” He let go of her hand and scratched behind his ear. “We don’t have to if you don’t want to. I just-”
Emma was a tad worried they wouldn’t be able to steer themselves and that they’d be stranded in the harbor, but she couldn’t chicken out when little kids were doing it. “It looks like fun. Let’s do it.”
He put a hand on her back as they walked to the man running the swan boat rentals. The boats were much bigger than Emma expected, and they were steered with two sets of pedals - one set for each of them. Killian helped her into the boat, then followed, impressively steady on his own. When they were in safely, they both found their pedals and took off. Emma was surprised how smoothly the boat moved through the water.
“We’re out far enough. Let’s just drift for a little.” She took her feet off the pedals and looked around. She felt so peaceful out there. The only thing keeping her grounded in reality was the stinging from her wrist. “You know, Swan, I thought, for sure, I was busted when I was halfway out the window. How did you keep the coach distracted?”
Not wanting to admit that she tripped on purpose to distract the teacher but accidentally injured herself, plus the fact that he’d make her go home if he knew she was in pain, she just shrugged, a smirk on her face.
Killian got the hint that she wouldn’t tell him. “So what’s your excuse then?”
“For what?”
“Acting the way we do.”
“I don't like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people’s expectations instead of my own?”
He was smart enough to know there was a reason for this, but he didn’t push for the backstory. “So you disappoint them from the start and then you're covered, right?
“Something like that.”
“Then you screwed up.”
Emma never would have expected him to say something like that. “What do you mean?”
“You’ve yet to disappoint me.”
Emma didn’t know what to say, so she just stared, wide-eyed.
After the silence went on long enough, Killian broke it. “So I think we should head back to shore soon. We have another destination or two.”
“Where are we going?” She had softened considerably, and she barely recognized her voice so soft.
“Try something new, darling. It’s called trust.”
After a gourmet grilled cheese lunch - he told her she went on and on about grilled cheese while she was drunk at the party - he drove them to a paintball arena. Putting the car in park, he looked at Emma. “Are you up for it?”
Emma was so excited, she momentarily forgot about the pain in her wrist. She should’ve figured he wouldn’t be into any of the usual boring date stuff; he’s never been boring.
So she played paintball and absolutely painted Killian multiple different neon colors. And then they made out behind a makeshift shield until their game was over and they had to leave. Emma’s wrist was throbbing by the time she got back to the school parking lot, but she’d never laughed that much ever in her life. She didn’t even care that it was going to take four showers to get the neon pinks and greens from her hair. Emma Swan was happy, and it was because of Killian Jones.
Back in the school parking lot, they sat on a curb drinking milkshakes and talking.
“Can I ask you something?”
“How I’m so devilishly handsome? I’m afraid that’s a secret I can’t share.”
Emma rolled her eyes. Killian nodded for her to ask her real question. “What’s with the accent? I mean, you know how it is with people who act like us. The rumors are, frankly, ridiculous.”
“I was born in England. Lived there most of my life, until my mum got sick, my father abandoned me, and my brother died in the Navy. And there was the accident that gave me this,” he held up his left hand, which was a prosthetic. Emma had, of course, noticed before, but she had never given it thought.
“I’m sorry, Killian. None of those are rumors going around school. I never expected-”
“It’s okay, Swan. I moved here after all that. I didn’t want to be surrounded by those memories any longer.” She stared into his crystal clear blue eyes as he divulged his tragic past to her. “Became emancipated early on, so I live alone now. I have to support myself, but it’s better than being forced to face my father back in England, which is what I was supposed to do when Liam died.”
“Liam - your brother?”
“Aye.”
Emma felt like she really understood why he acted the way he did - it was much the same as the reasons she acted the way she did. They were kindred spirits.
“Enough of that for one date. It’s going to ruin the mood.”
“There’s a mood?”
“Well, I was hoping there was because I have something to ask you.” She waited for him to continue. “Will you go to prom with me?”
“Killian, I- no.”
His eyebrows shot up to his hairline. “No?”
“No.”
“Can I ask why not?” She tried not to feel awful at his high-pitched, shaky voice.
“Because I don’t want to. It’s a stupid tradition.”
“People don’t expect you to go. You love surprising people.”
“Killian, I said no. Why are you pushing this?”
He broke eye contact. “Nothing, love. I just wanted to go to prom with the girl I fancy,” he huffed.
Emma sensed something was off. “What’s in it for you?”
“So now I need a motive to want to be with you?”
“You tell me.”
“Emma!” He threw his hands up.
“Answer the question, Killian.”
“Nothing.” He stood up in anger and headed back to his own car. “Nothing is in it for me. I just wanted to take you and give you a great night.” He stopped, turning around to face Emma again. “I know love has been all too rare in your life. It would do you good to not push it away when you have it.” Turning back around, he got into his car and slammed the door before driving away in anger. That certainly hurt worse than her wrist did.
Emma and Lily were at their lockers packing their backpacks before they headed home. Lily opened her locker to find a gorgeous dress with a note attached.
“Emma,” she smiled, “I have a secret admirer! He asked me to prom!” She held the dress up to herself and grinned even harder.
Emma wanted to be happy for her friend, she really did, but she wasn’t feeling it. So she forced a smile onto her face and told her friend to have fun at the dance before shutting her locker and heading home.
“Come in,” Emma muttered to whoever was knocking on her door. She was lying in bed staring at the ceiling. Her TV was on, but she hadn’t been watching it for hours.
Mary Margaret didn’t enter the room, just poked her head into the door. “Just so you know, you’re not the only girl not going to prom. Dad said I can’t go because you aren’t. So, you know, if you want to stop hating yourself and do something, I’ll be around.”
Emma sat up. “Mary Margaret, wait.” Her sister walked in the room and sat on the corner of Emma’s bed. “I know you don’t like being stuck here just because I’m not dating, but don’t think I don’t care. I do care about your feelings, but I’m also big on doing something for your own reasons, and not someone else's.”
“But that’s selfish, Emma.”
“It’s protection.” She could see the questions in her sister’s brain. Emma decided she needed to tell Mary Margaret something she’d been avoiding for three years. “I guess Neal never mentioned that we went out, huh?”
Mary Margaret’s eyes widened.
“When we were freshmen, we went out for a month.”
“You hate Neal,” Mary Margaret pointed out.
“Now,” Emma corrected.
“Well, what happened?” Mary Margaret crawled closer to Emma.
“We - well, we - you know.”
Mary Margaret seemed to stop breathing. “Tell me you’re kidding.”
“I really wish I could.” Emma bit her lip before continuing. “It was only once. Mom had just died, and I didn’t know how to process anything. He kept pressing the issue, so I gave in and did it. Once it happened, things became - I don’t know - clearer somehow. I told him that was it; I didn’t want to do it again. He got mad and dumped me.” Taking a breath, Emma kept talking. “After that, I swore I’d never do anything when I didn’t want to just because someone else did.”
“Why hasn’t he said anything? That doesn’t make sense.”
“I threatened him - told him if he ever told anyone, then I’d tell people how bad he was at it.”
“But you didn’t tell me either, Emma.”
“I wanted you to make your own mistakes, I guess.”
Mary Margaret seemed to understand to an extent, but a part of her was clearly still mad at everything she’d missed out on. “You helped Dad keep me hostage!”
“I’m sorry. Not all experiences are good ones, Mary Margaret!”
“I guess I’ll never know.” With that, she stood up and went to her own room.
Emma sighed and fell back on her pillows. Welp, she was going to prom after all.
“Well, no one will expect this,” Emma mumbled as she stared at her reflection in the full-length mirror. She was wearing a pale pink dress - it wasn’t a floor-length dress, but Emma in a dress was still something.
Emma grabbed a jacket and ran down the stairs as quickly as she could in heels. “Bye, Dad. I’m going to prom.”
Leo Blanchard didn’t even look up away from the television set. “Funny, sweetie.”
Emma kept walking, not wanting to draw attention to herself. Leo only looked up when he heard the front door shut behind her. Getting up and going to investigate, Leo found his youngest daughter coming down the stairs in a floor-length gown.
“What’s going on, honey?”
“Prom,” she answered perkily.
“Yeah, that seems to be the word of the night.” He paused to think for a moment. “So Emma-”
“Went to prom. For me, Daddy. So now I can go.” As if on cue, there was a knock on the front door, which Mary Margaret answered.
David Nolan stood on the other side of the door, jaw dropping to the ground. “Hi.”
“Hi, David.” She took a step out of the house and linked arms with him before addressing her father. “Remember how you said I could date if Emma dated? Well, she found this guy who’s actually perfect for her, which is actually kind of perfect for me, because David asked me to go to the prom, and I really, really, really want to go. And since Emma went, I guess I’m allowed to.”
“It’s nice to meet you, sir.” David extended a hand out to Leo, who shook it.
“I know every cop in town, young man,” Leo stared down David.
“Noted.”
“Okay, David. Let’s go.” Mary Margaret pulled David to his car, waving goodbye to her father on the way.
Wandering around the ballroom hallway aimlessly, Emma came face-to-face with Killian, dressed in an all-black tux.
“Wow, Swan. You look stunning.”
“And you look-”
“I know.” He smirked, and she laughed.
“Where did you get a tux?”
“Just something I had lying around.”
“Oh?”
“Where’d you get the dress?”
Emma grinned. “Just something I had lying around.”
“I wasn’t sure how this was supposed to work, but” he pulled his hand from behind his back, and in it was a single red rose.
“Thanks.” She took it, still smiling. “So, look; I’m really sorry I questioned your motives. I was wrong.”
“All forgiven.”
“So, are you ready to do this thing?”
Meanwhile, back at the Blanchard household, Leo was interrupted from his favorite show yet again when the doorbell rang. He opened it to find Neal Gold standing on the other side.
“Hello, Mr. Blanchard. I’m Neal. I’m here to pick up Mary Margaret.”
Leo narrowed his eyes before telling him, “she’s not here,” and slamming the door in his face.
Back at prom, Emma and Killian walked into the ballroom hand-in-hand. Emma immediately spotted Mary Margaret dancing with her date. Mary Margaret noticed Emma, too, mouthing a “thank you” and smiling at Emma and Killian’s entwined hands.
“Have you seen him, Emma?” Emma spun around on the spot to find Lily looking frantic.
“Who?”
“My secret admirer! He said he’d be here, and he’s supposed to have a purple bowtie.”
“Lily, I don’t know how to tell you this, but-”
“Lass,” Killian tapped Lily on the shoulder and pointed toward the front of the room, right in front of the stage.
Lily ran over to her secret admirer, none other than August Booth, who greeted her with a kiss on the hand.
Turning her attention back to her date, Emma tucked the rose into Killian’s jacket pocket.
“So do we dance?”
“Yes, but wait thirty seconds.”
“What?” Emma furrowed her eyebrows. “Why do we have to wait?”
“Song’s ending.”
They both clapped as the band finished a song. The next song started playing, but the band’s lead singer wasn’t singing. Emma recognized that voice.
“No way!”
Killian was grinning ear-to-ear.
“It’s Avril!”
“I called in a favor.”
“You did this?” He shrugged, ears tinged red. She stepped up onto her toes and kissed him.
By the time they pulled away, the song was a quarter over. When they finally parted, Killian held out his hand. “Can I have this dance?”
“Of course.”
Freshening up in the bathroom, Mary Margaret was joined at the sink by Tamara.
“I just thought you should know that Neal’s here with me tonight.”
Mary Margaret froze. “Well, he’s all yours, Tam.”
“How generous, Princess.” Tamara checked her makeup and smirked as she turned to face Mary Margaret. “And just so you know, Neal only liked you for one reason. He had a bet going with his friends. He just wanted to get in your pants tonight.”
Mary Margaret dropped her phone into the sink as she stared at Tamara, who strutted out of the bathroom.
Back on the dance floor, Emma and Killian continued to dance.
“How are you so good at this? I usually have two left feet when I dance.”
“You’re a soccer player.”
“I can play soccer. I can’t dance.”
Killian pressed a kiss to Emma’s cheek and pulled her impossibly closer.
“Lucky for you, there’s only one rule for dancing: Pick a partner who knows what he’s doing.”
Emma threw her head back with laughter as Killian’s eyebrows jumped.
Unfortunately, their dance was interrupted by Neal, who grabbed Killian’s shoulder and pulled him aside.
“What the hell is Mary Margaret doing here with that asshat? I didn’t pay you to take out Emma so that some little punk could steal Mary Margaret from under me!”
Emma actually gasped out loud at the revelation. The hurt flashed over her. She confronted Killian. “Nothing in it for you? Yeah, right.” Emma ran from the ballroom, tears already falling. Killian followed.
“Emma, please let me explain.”
Emma turned to him, not caring how she looked mid-crying fit. “You were paid to take me out by the one person I truly hate. I knew it.”
“It wasn’t like that.”
“Really? What was it like - a down payment now and then a bonus for sleeping with me?”
“No. No, I didn’t care about the money, okay? I cared-” he sighed and rubbed a hand over his face. “I cared about you.”
She stared him down for a minute, neither of them talking. She shook her head. “You are so not who I thought you were.”
Neal went straight up to David, flaring with anger, and punched him in the nose. David fell to the ground.
“Oh, come on. Get up, you wuss.”
Neal turned around to leave, just in time to be socked in the jaw by Mary Margaret.
“What the hell, Mary Margaret! I have a modeling gig tomorrow!”
“That’s for making my date bleed.” She punched him in the nose. “That’s for my sister.” She kneed him in a particularly sensitive male area. “And that’s for me.”
Watching Neal rolling on the ground, Mary Margaret helped David up, asking him, “are you okay?”
Despite the blood flowing from his nose, he grinned, answering honestly, “never better.”
Emma was listening to music in her room when Mary Margaret walked in with a mug.
“Hot chocolate and cinnamon.”
Emma took the mug. “Thanks.”
“Are you sure you don’t want to come to lunch with David and me?”
“I’m sure.”
“It’ll be fun,” she gently nudged Emma with her elbow.
“It’s fine, Mary Margaret. I promise.”
“I’m sorry I dragged you to prom. And everything with Killian. You’re miserable because of me.”
Emma took both of her earbuds out. “It’s not because of you. It’s because of Killian and Neal. And I’m glad I went. Now I know.”
“Well, I really appreciate that you went last night. It means a lot to me.”
“I’m glad you had a good night.”
The girls were interrupted by a knock on the front door. “That’s probably David.”
“Go, Mary Margaret. Have fun, okay?”
Mary Margaret nodded as she slowly left Emma’s room.
Emma’s next guest was her father, who came in basically as soon as her sister left.
“So tell me about the prom. You seemed pretty upset when you came home.”
“It wasn’t all bad, I guess. Parts of it were fun.”
Leo made himself comfortable on the bean bag chair on Emma’s floor. “Which parts?”
“The part where Mary Margaret beat the crap out of this guy.”
“Mary Margaret did what?”
“Are you upset I rubbed off on her?”
“No. Impressed, actually.”
Emma was thrown off by her father’s approval.
“You know, when you moved in with us, Emma, your walls were up pretty high. Over the years, you let them down and opened up to us. Then your mother died, and you closed yourself off again. You haven’t been the same since the accident. But these last few weeks, you’ve been almost happy.” Emma took a sip of her cocoa. “You don’t tell me much these days, but whatever was going on, I liked seeing you smile again.”
“I’m sorry, Dad. It’s just - everyone I’ve ever loved left me. I was abandoned as a baby, the one family I felt a part of before yours gave me back, and then Mom died. I just didn’t want to feel like that again. But now-” Emma sighed.
“Emma,” Leo started, “why do you think I refused to let your sister date? I wanted to protect her from that. You know, I still don’t know how to deal with it sometimes.”
Emma looked at her father, feeling an understanding for the first time in years.
“But I promise, Emma, your sister and I aren’t going anywhere.”
“You can’t guarantee that.” Emma wiped a tear falling down her cheek.
“I know. But-”
“I know.” Emma smiled at her father before putting her mug down and hugging him. “I’m sorry about the last three years.”
“Oh, Emma. No. There’s nothing to be sorry for.” Leo stood up to leave, things cleared up between them for the first time in years. “Whatever has you feeling down again, I hope it gets worked out.”
“Me too.”
“I assume everyone has found the time to complete their sonnets,” Mr. Pendragon opened class. “Anyone brave enough to read theirs aloud?”
Every student in the room tried to avoid eye contact with Mr. Pendragon so they wouldn’t be called on.
“Anyone?”
Emma slowly raised her hand. “I’ll do it.”
Killian’s head jerked up, and Mr. Pendragon expected the worst.
Emma grabbed her notebook and went to the front of the room. Opening it to her bookmarked page, she started reading, keeping her voice as monotone as her emotion would allow.
“I hate the way you talk like that and the way your hair stands up. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb jacket and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme.” Emma paused, then continued, slowly feeling the emotions bubbling over. She took a deep breath. “I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.” Emma wiped her eyes and continued, crying in front of the whole class. “I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly, I hate the way I don't hate you - not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.” Fully crying and not able to cope, Emma clutched the notebook to her chest and took off out the classroom, not risking a look at Killian.
After school that day, Emma walked to her car, more than ready to go home after the day she had. She opened the door of her car to put her backpack on the seat, and she was met with a brand-new guitar. She threw her backpack into the backseat and pulled the guitar out.
“No way!”
“Nice, huh?” Emma swung around to see Killian smirking behind her.
“Yeah! Is this- is this for me?”
“Aye. I thought you could use it, you know, when you start your band. I also may have talked to your sister. She said your mum used to play.” He talked to her sister for her?! Emma wasn’t sure what was more shocking - the fact that he spoke to her sister for intel or that her sister kept the whole thing a secret. “Besides, I had some extra cash. You know, some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.” He closed her car door and leaned back against it.
Emma couldn’t quite keep from smiling. “Is that right?”
“Yeah,” he scratched the spot behind his ear. “But I screwed up. I - well, I fell for her.”
Both of them blushed at the confession.
“Really?”
“Don’t you know, Emma? It’s always been you.” She balanced the guitar against the side of her car before grabbing the lapels of his leather jacket and pulling him to her, kissing him hard.
He pulled away but kept his face within mere inches of hers. “It’s not every day you find a girl who will sprain her wrist to get you out of detention.”
“Oh, god. You were never supposed to know about that.” She laughed anyway. He peppered her face with kisses - her cheek, her chin, her jaw, her nose. She pushed his head away when he got back to her lips. “You can’t just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?”
“I know. But there’s always drums and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.” He kissed her as her grin grew.
She broke the kiss apart again. “And don’t just think you can-”
He shut her up with a kiss. And this time, neither one pulled away.
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Part 1
It’s only a short drive to Mary Margret’s & David’s place. A short drive that’s just long enough for Emma to freak out just a little.
‘’Maybe we shouldn’t have arrived together’’.
‘’Swan, we always arrive together, we live together. If anything, it would be suspicious if we arrived separately, don’t you think?’’
‘’Yeah alright. Just get your arm off me, it looks too cosy.’’
They’d just had a conversation about keeping up appearances while in the car:
‘’It’s going to be alright love’’.
‘’Yes, it will be, if we stick to the plan, no acting out of the ordinary, no talking about our dating lives, and keep it to a minimum with the pet names’’.
She glances to her side and sees his face tighten for a moment, but he quickly goes back to normal. ‘’Won’t be a problem dar- Emma’’.
‘’Good’’.
‘’Now the real question is, can you handle pretending not to be enamoured with me? I am quite dashing after all’’, he asks in a mock concerned voice. They’re just turning up to the driveway.
She laughs, really laughs. ‘’ I think I’ll manage babe. Thank you for doing this.’’
The door opened to reveal a cheerful Mary Margret, who yanks them both into a big hug.
‘’Merry Christmas to the both of you! I’m so happy you’re here’’.
‘’Merry Christmas M’s’’ they reply at the same time.
She pulls back with a big smile, looking just a bit smitten, that Emma would normally not give much thought. Tonight however, one might interpret that look as suspicious. Her brother approaches them as well, but luckily seems aloof to the situation, giving them both a hug and inviting them into the house.
Elsa, Graham, Robin and Belle had already arrived and are sitting by the fireplace. All currently engrossed with Robin’s one-month-old adoptive son. The little boy is staring right back at all the people cooing at him, like he’s trying to figure out what they’re doing.
Emma and Killian sit down as well, making sure to sit a normal amount away from each other while they catch up with their friends. It turns out sitting a normal amount away from each other becomes quite hard when David joins them on the couch as well. In fact, Emma might as well be on his lap at this point, because her hand has settled on his knee, and he’s quite sure that people who are just roommates do NOT casually sit like that.
He immediately stands up when the doorbell rings, almost shoving Emma’s hand off his knee. ‘’I’ll get that’’.
Ruby and Mulan, the last to arrive, are at the other side of that door.
‘’Merry Christmas! Sorry we’re late, we hit some traffic on the way, you know how it is’’. She gives Killian a big wink, at which Mulan sends her a stern look.
‘’She doesn’t mean that’’.
‘’Merry Christmas to you too, though I have no idea what makes you think I’d have similar problems with traffic’’.
‘’Just wishful thinking that Emma finally let you fill her stocking this Christmas’’.
Both he and Mulan wince. ‘’Red this has to be the worst innuendo you’ve made yet’’.
‘’Don’t distract from the truth here Jones, you and Emma have feelings for each other, no matter how much you try to deny it.’’
Ruby doesn’t give him a chance to respond, instead pushing forward and joining the others in the living room. He lets out a sigh once he’s alone in the hallway. Hiding their relationship would be a lot easier if everyone wasn’t convinced they’re meant to be together.
It would be fine though, just a few hours of pretending he’s not entirely hopelessly in love with Emma Swan. He can do this. As long as she doesn’t smile at him too much, or looks as beautiful as she does right now, or – oh crap. Maybe focussing on the dinner will help.
The dinner is marvellous as always. Mary Margret being a regular Martha Stewart. She’s sat next to Killian, and they keep looking at each other, and she wishes that she could sneak just one kiss. She doesn’t feel like they’re being obvious, but she can’t help but shake that everyone seems to look at them a little suspiciously.
They almost have a slip-up during the main course. When she had bumped her hand against a hot plate, and he had grabbed her hand to cool it with a wet cloth but didn’t stop holding it until Robin had very pointedly looked at their linked hands, Killian’s thumb stroking up and down hers, and then at Killian. He’d promptly released her and picked up his fork, avoiding confrontation by asking Graham about his new job as park ranger.
Time came for dessert, a beautiful chocolate soufflé. In addition, Mary Margret had baked all sorts of Christmas cookies, including hurmašice, a type of ‘’Bosnian syrup biscuit’’ for which she’d found a recipe on Pinterest. Once they were all settled in to start dessert, David got up to make the announcement everyone was hoping for and expecting tonight. He and Mary Margret are engaged!
They toasted champagne to the happy couple, cheers and congratulations all around. Everyone had gotten up from their chairs to congratulate the happy couple. Emma was just about to take her seat again, when Ruby clinked against her glass.
‘’Look who are standing RIGHT under the mistletoe!’’ she exclaimed, a smile Emma could only describe as wolfish on her face.’’
Looking around her, Emma could see no such thing, until she saw the apologetic look on Killian’s face, and then the mistletoe right above their heads.
Who hangs up mistletoe in the middle of their room anyway? Wasn’t that stuff supposed to be on doorways or fireplaces? Emma suspected some serious malintent from whoever put it up there.
‘’Come on Emma, you know it’s tradition, Ruby singsong-ed’’
‘’She really doesn’t have to’’ came David’s voice.
Emma looked at Killian again, but he looked just as unsure at what to do as her. Enough was enough. She didn’t tell her friends and family about her relationship with Killian, and somehow, they were STILL getting involved.
She grabbed Kilian by the lapels of his jacket and pulled him forward into a searing kiss. He responds almost immediately, wrapping his arms around her, and pulling her tighter against him. The room goes silent once again.
Emma pulls back, still a little breathless from the kiss, and turns around. Their cover is surely blown by now. She doesn’t really care. She knows Killian doesn’t mind either, from the way he’s still got his arm wrapped around her, hand encouragingly moving up and down her side.
‘’Now, how about we go back to focussing on the newly engaged couple and celebrating Christmas. Any questions you might have for us, you can save until the New Year.’’
-
They make no more attempts to hide that evening, and no one dares to comment on it when they leave together that night (they are also roommates, after all).
The next time they kiss in front of their friends, it’s at midnight on New Year’s Eve.
They tell their friends it’s their one-month anniversary.
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