#ctf2ss2016

[kitkat-the-artist]

“It can shoot snowballs and Christmas lights at the same time, combinin’ a fun and decorated battlefield.”

For @sometf2artist “engie inventing some sort of fun Christmas decoration”

I’m sorry it’s very late. When Christmas popped up, I thought I had already uploaded this. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas.

[croatian2]

Im trying to be goofy. Happy smismas.

RED Spy and RED Scout were standing in front of a house.

“Alright lets do this.” Scout rubbed his hands.

“Let’s settle this like gentlemen!” Spy said.

They have opened the door and they walked towards the kitchen. It was full of eggs, flower, turkey, ham and all sort of ingredients.

“Okay you do the potatoes and I will do the turkey. ” Scout told the Spy.

“ How made you in charge?” Spy said. “You haven’t spent Christmas with 7 older brothers,also you should go heat up the spaghetti.” Scout said.

“Well… ” Spy couldn’t think of a word.

“ The word you are lookin for is touché.”

“Touché has 5 different meanings. ” Spy said.

“ Well potatoes arn’t peeling them selfs. “Scout said.

An hour has passed

” What the hell is your problem?!“Scout yelled.

"What?! The sauce needs more salt."Spy defended himself.

"No it doesn’t, I use my mom’s recipe.”

“Of course. "Spy mumbled.

” What does that supposed to mean?“

"Apologises, but your mother isn’t very good at making fancy dishes. "Spy said.

"Oh is that so?” Scout took the bag full of flower.

“The truth hurts doesn’t it? "Spy gloated.

"Sure, sure, sure… Anything you say Spy.” Something felt off towards the Spy.

Scout turned the bag full of flower over the Spy’s head.

“You know Spy white looks good on you. ”

“ Oh really? Then perhaps.. ” Scout noticed the eggs Spy took. Spy through a egg at the Scout. Scout just dodged it.“ You know I can dodge… ” Scout was cut off by another egg hitting him on the forehead.

“ You were saying? ” Then he turned invisible.

“Oh it’s on now. ” He grabbed some of the boiled spaghetti. If it weren’t for his bandages he would be screaming right now.

“Suprise.” he said and threw the potatoes at the Scout.

“You throw like a girl.” Scout taunted him.

“Well let’s see about this shall we? ” Spy declocked and showed the frozen pees.

“ Okay first of all I told you to put those in a bowl full of water 30 minutes ago,and second of all… ” Scout threw the spaghetti at his invizi-watch (can’t spell it for s***) and the Spy screamed.

“ What the hell is going on in here?! ” A female voice yelled.

“ Mom what are you doing here?” Scout asked.

“Auntie Sarah told me you were borrowing her kitchen so I flied from Boston to make sure you don’t burn her house. "She looked around the kitchen while talking.

"And looks like you need help.”

“Some assistance would be thankful.” Spy said. Scout opened his mouth tryimg to protest but he remembered who he was talking to. His mother.

Time skip

Everyone was enjoying Scout’s mom cooking and she told everyone every embarrassing story about she could think of.

Merry Christmas. @fayescarlet

[bluerosepyro]

Merry Christmas @askpnkdemoman I hope you like it.

[moongrottos]

heres my secret santa gift for @pyrosdayoff , I hope you like it!!!