#ctnstarters

[notyourdeity]

"..... I can explain."

[scelestuswitch]

Yeah, hello? I'd like a refill. I swear it's like no one works here.

[notyourdeity]

"... Where am I?"

[thebourbonstud-blog]

[thebourbonstud-blog]

Well someone must of skipped out on a gun safety class.

[notyourdeity]

"Your mouth is saying 'I'm fine', and yet your general appearance says 'I'm going to faint'... Are you sure you don't need to sit down or anything?"

[notyourdeity]

"Sorry. Quick question – Would you have happened to have seen a young person, about this tall, and carrying my television?"

[lockwolfism-blog]

You're being a mood killer.