Jul 22, 2012
Best Conspiracy Theory Ever
Senetor [sic]: We’re thinking of cutting funding for your mind control program.
CIA Guy: But it’s coming along brilliantly!
Senetor: We need some proof.
CIA Guy: Well… um… OK! How ’bout this? We’ll get some grown men to become devoted fans of ‘My Little Pony!’ Will that show you how damned effective our new system is?
Senetor: My God! If you can do that, then we’ll shovel heaps of money at you! …And can you do something about Justice Roberts, too?