#conspiracy theory

[sweet-sweetfish]

[real-reulbbr-band]

Are all the regent cats intentionally designed to look *like that* because they’re strays and no one wants them ?

[madelinemoonlight]

Who Killed Yoshino's Dad?

Now that the fun post is out of the way let us talk about murder and the guy that pretty much caused everything to happen.

The man himself Kyousuke Somei.

The supposed normal one in the family. Is the reson Yoshino came into the world and is the reason her grandpa is worried abut her now, the reson we have this arrangment at all between Yoshino and Kirishima.

Was killed before Yoshino was born and the only thing we know is that he was murdered and that the guy is in prison and will be released soon.

We have no name nor even a look at this guy, supposedly the only one involved with the murder. Now while I do belive it might be him, I do think someone else ordered him or at least lead him their. ( Mr No name no face)

Now this is a bit out their, but here is my guess.

GAKU MIYAMA

Now, I am not even 100% convinced it is him but I had to put it out their.

We have him seemingly distant from Renji his supposed best friend since their youth. And while from Renji's side their seems to be no distance that would indicate a mutual falling out to have occured between them, but as far as the story shows this seems onesided.

Then we also have him say he owes Renji something so he let's Kirishima be Yoshino's bodygard. Renji himself states that for some reson Gaku thinks he owes him something which he is not sure of why. Even the favor itself to protect Yoshino, Renji's most likly only grand daughter (Akashigata Tsubaki is a bit of a wild card, also other ones that might exist, Renki was a busy guy).

Not that it is out of the norm for a friend to do, but this feels like something is laying beneth it, and I think that is guilt.

I think that Gaku, most likly unintentionally got involved with the killing of Kyousuke or mistakenly got him killed.

From the few facts we know, it was dark, it was a car crash and hinted it was intended for Renji possibly. Now this is kinda where the crazy part is, it was intended for Renji, that kinda seems to not make sense, so that is why its not a solid theory just some elements I feel make me think it would be a crazy twist if the story did it.

In this hypothetical scenario we have two things that could have been the reason.

Gaku was furious with Renji and wanted to kill him but could not do it himself ( Not the likeliest thing, since Gaku has been shown to be as dangerous as Kirishima and / or would most likly not want Renji dead)

He wanted someone else killed but Kyousuke was the crossfire, or cross traffic (ha ha).

This would explain why he is distant now with Renji feeling guilt of killing the wrong guy and especially someone so dear to Renji as his son.

Ending it off to say I am not taking this too seriously, I pointed out my own holes of why this most likly is wrong but the moment it entered my mind I wanted to share this.

(I hope the manga contuniuse soon, I need more of this wonderful and crazy cast)

[0rphan-source]

"KK, what is a conspiracy theory you believe in?"

South Korean government created Kpop as a response to American music industry AND female version of mandatory military service men have.

Think about it. Kpop trainees have to build:

Insane stamina

Quick reaction time

Sharp but quick movement

Stability of breath

Energy control

Good muscle density

Synchronizing skill

Ability to listen to commands well

Ability to learn quickly

Strength to not fall under pressure

Ability to ignore stage fright

Great spatial awareness

Ability to deal with pain and keep going

Confidence

If North Korea ever attracts, you only have to teach them how to operate a gun and you have your soldiers

"But there are men in Kpop!"

Yeah, and there are women in military. While Kpop training is not required for women, a lot of them want to become idols. So you still get a lot of "reserves". Even if some of them ultimately don't debut, they have the training.

It's much easier to say "Look at them on that stage! Don't you want to be like them?" Than to say "We are in danger we don't care that you're a woman, go to military!"

It's much easier to say "Mom, dad, I'm going to become a kpop trainee! I can't wait to sing and dance on stage!" Than to say "Mom, dad, I'm going to military, if war comes, I might very well die, goodbye"

[comixbyunis]

If this seems like a nightmare, that's because it was. If it makes sense to you, congratulation you unlocked a secret level.

[thorensyn]

Apparently gravity is going to shut off at 14:33 UTC today because that’s definitely how gravity works

[biospheresharkie]

Conspiracy Theory

My best friend @princeducc (whose never seen even a single episode of Metalocalypse and whose only knowledge of the show is the memes I send them and what I rant to them about) created a Metalocalypse/Haunted hotel meme. They showed me and I loved it so now I'm gonna show all of you (with their consent loll)

Their words; "Conspiracy Theory"

When they showed me I freaked out because it was just completly random, but then I'm like "wait I get the joke lmaoo", then I realized they- they've never seen Metalocalypse. So I asked "Do you know what Magnus does???" They said no and I'm like "He literally stabs a guy, HE STABBED TWO GUYS. THAT'S HIS WHOLE THING IN THE FANDOM" and they went "NO WAY".

They somehow made a 100% accurate meme without knowing ANYTHING about Magnus. And honestly?? Good for them lmaoo

AND it actually works as well since Stabby Paul was literally in a band, he tells Leader Todd in that one episode "I have a band!" And then says "Stabbing is just a hobby, music is my passion!"

IT'S LITERALLY HIM BRO GDGSHSGHAHAH

So like, Magnus from Metalocalypse might literally be Stabby Paul from Haunted Hotel. Just saying.