#cup guy

[dogsnoteatingdogs]

‪How can the writers of Shameless have the nerve to write the same plot for Fiona for FIVE SEASONS?!‬

[andizoidart]

concept: Cup guy walking in on the triplets having a heated discusion about pegacentaurs. Haunt thinks the wings would be on the human spine, Specter thinks they would be on the horse spine, and Spook thinks they would have two sets of wings, on both spots. Cup guy wants to leave but is kinda curios about who's gonna win the argument

Cup Guy adds in the suggestion of a reverse centaur, the triplets become even more conflicted

[andizoidart]

Shane: Demon? Spook: Yeah?

Shane: Demon!

Spook: I SAID YEAH WHAT DO YOU WANT-

[andizoidart]

imagine a psychic at cup guys house. just, "I keep hearing a reoccurring name, 'cup guy', I think?" "is that one of their names? that's weird" "no I think that's what they're calling... you??"

Cup Guy: Really? *looking up* You guys don’t know my fucking name? You didn’t look through my shit?

Plasma: We’re ghosts, not robbers, we have fucking respect-

[andizoidart]

Plasma: watch and learn kids. *goes up to one of the ghost hunters and whispers "run"*. now haunt break the camera and you two start throwing shit.

Plasma just watches as his kids go wild: Oh yeah, I’m a great mom.

[andizoidart]

Does Cup Guy have a name?

No, for now he’s been Cup Guy

[andizoidart]

have you ever watched buzzfeed unsloved? those two trying to figure out wtf is going on with cup guys house

I have!

Shane: Demon?

Ryan: Don’t-

[andizoidart]

Plasma: well this is a fucking problem. Spook: Yep! Cup guy: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthe

Plasma: Hey! You! Shut up for a second, I’m reprimanding my kids.

Cup Guy: o-ok...

Plasma: Like I was saying, if none of you admit to breaking it, you’re all going to clean it up.

Haunt: That’s not fair!

Plasma: It is completely fair since this seems to be a group effort.

Cup Guy: H-Hi, excuse me, but uh, what the fuck is even happening???