From the curator: sometimes I'm asked to observe meetings of the Squiggly Spellcaster Senate to document what happens there. Towards the beginning of the most recent meeting, two wizards were arguing over who had the superior hat. Their arguments ranged from what you'd expect ("my hat is woven from the finest silks, while yours has a stain of pasta sauce," "your hat makes your naturals look small," etc.) to the tenuously connected ("but the color of YOUR hat has connections to the pixie labor crisis [curator's comment: this is like saying that the USA is the only flag that's red, white, and blue]").
However, both wizards promptly shut up when a third wizard strolled in wearing a hat that was about 2.5m/8 ft in diameter with little stars that drifted across it's surface.