Thor, Jenna marbles, Neville Longbottom ; 3, 4 and 6
Thank you!!
3. Fuck, Take a Bullet For, Murder
Fuck Thor, because duh. Take a bullet for Jenna, because the world & her doggos need her. Murder Neville by default then immediately kill myself out of guilt.
4. Adopt, Be Adopted By, Marry
Adopt Neville, because he’s an actual child. Be adopted by JENNA as long as she didn’t try to make me go vegan, because she’s a great dog mom and would be a great person mom. Marry Thor, because duh.
6. Seduce, Steal From, Serenade
Seduce Thor. Because duh. Steal like… a Knut from Neville, and feel bad about it. Serenade Jenna, because she deserves it.












