Dec 23, 2025
THROWS YOUR WIFE AT YOU @cremepaladin-kouignamann
"Oh! Hehe hello there~ I think everything just became perfect now that you're here!"
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THROWS YOUR WIFE AT YOU @cremepaladin-kouignamann
"Oh! Hehe hello there~ I think everything just became perfect now that you're here!"
LOUD AF DOOR BREAKING
"HIIIIIII!!!"
@spice-and-shattered-shackles
"Hey! My door!! Be careful please-"
He pouts.
"But, Hello!"
Maybe if you stock up some potions it would be safe, you know cap would probably try to fight the beast kid off all by himself... can't let him get hurt.
"I always have an emergency stock of potions, trust me. I dont sell every single one i make and i am constantly making sure my stash is still good... maybe I should get some over to cap"
Hey prune. There's a dangerous cookie in Scovillia. Kid of a beast cookie, apparently. Kouign's been warned if she didn't tell you yet. Best if you avoid Scovillia.
"Oh- no she hadn't told me yet. Is Cap okay? Well he's strong, he can handle himself - but someone should let him know too!"
What's your hair routine like? Anything special?
(I do wonder how you take care of it when it's all goopy at the ends.)
"The goopy ends aren't really something I purposefully style into my look, if you'll believe it."
"My hair is naturally more liquid-y than most other cookies, so I don't really do anything special, I can tidy up my hair as much as I want it'll still drip.
But to the routine - I honestly just make sure to wash it regularly, I've made a little system to help me actually remember to wash it, and just brushing at least once a day! Of course I style it every morning, but that's more just making sure each section is neat"
The return of the king!! I come bearing gifts!
(A modestly sized basket is left on a nearby table, full of various jars, each one seems to be a different kind of tea! An additional jar of jerky snacks sits next to the basket, with a note that says "For Frost!")
...does Jelly Jr eat? Consume? Little creature deserves gifts too
"oh- gosh- thank you this is.. incredibly kind of you. I'll make sure Frost gets his treats.
As for Jelly Jr, I think it does? I've seen it consume little bits of Frosts food but I've never actually had it ask for food... Maybe I'll offer it something"
// THROWS A DOG AT YOUY
The familiar scent of cream and chocolate wafts into Prune's store, announcing the arrival of some old four-legged friends.
One small one in particular bounds up to the front and puts its paws up on the counter, like he remembered... is that? No, it can't be.. Is it?
Cream's tail wags, happy to see the prune potioncrafter back in action. Hi! Hello! It's me! Do you like my shiny new coat??
-- @crunchy-chip-captain
Prune was already preparing the treats he kept in a drawer under the front counter, chuckling as the cream wolves pile into the store.
"Why hello there! Look at you and your coat! You look amazing little guy!"
He offers a treat to cream, already fawning over how cute it's coat was.
PRUNE WE MISSED YOU BUD
"I'm glad to know everyone was thinking about me! Happy to be back!!"