#cursed ask meme

[transformersmr-hq]

7, 16, and 14?

Cursed Ask Meme -> [X]

7. Who in your cont is most likely to own a body pillow KNOCK OUT. Back in his before-Earth days, he had this weird hobby of collecting body pillows with Cybertronian celebrities on them. He lost almost all of them during the war, except the one with Tracks drawn on it.He still collects body pillows on Earth too, but this time with various carton/comic/webcomic characters. (Most of them exclusively from Jojo series)

14. Who in-universe is considered to have the best thighs Among the current member that is presentnon Earth? BLITZWING. His figure in general is what cybertronians considers “a textbook example of physical beauty”. His thighs aren’t exactly the best-in-the-universe per se, but no cybertronian is currently present on Earth that can be a worthy competitor. 

Among every cybertronians who were present at war? Blitzwing won’t stand a chance against DRIFT and OVERLORD, although it's Drift who is more well-known in the thighs department. Overlord’s ones are also pretty good, but their charm is often overshadowed by his infamously lustrous lips.

16. Who genuinley ships Reylo If there's anyone who does "shipping" in this cont that would be WHIRL and KO, and I'd say KO is more likely to indulge himself into the cursed kind like Reylo (At least that’s what people said about this particular ship when I googled about it... I'm a complete stranger to Star Wars fandom so this might not be accurate).

[fake-starwars-fan]

1, 3 and 9...☺️

For the Cursed Fanfic Asks Meme:

1. Have you written scenes (sex or otherwise) that actually made you feel uncomfortable, and how did you deal?

I don’t think I’ve ever written a sex scene that made me feel uncomfortable because of what's happening in the scene (I’m too busy stressing over trying to make sure it reads smoothly or doesn’t feel like it’s over after two seconds, which is universal to all of my scenes lol). But there have definitely been times where, during the lead-up or aftermath of a sex scene, a character’s thoughts about it have made me feel uncomfortable or sad for them.

Speaking about my most recent ficlet, I spent the majority of my time while writing it feeling very uncomfortable because I felt like I was channeling some truly gross defensive/self-justifying behaviours for Obi-Wan and it gave me the creeps.

3. What messed-up emotions do you feel like you work out via your writing?

Helplessness, grief, hyper-vigilance, loneliness, depression, anxiety. Feeling trapped. That unnameable feeling of waiting for a situation to improve and not knowing how long it will take. To name a few, lol.

When I was writing my old Daredevil longfic, I put a LOT of myself in there. Re-reading it now is like looking at a little time capsule of how I was thinking and feeling one year after witnessing the sudden and traumatic death of a close relative.

I think there’ll also be a lot of Feelings re: the pandemic that I’ll be able to recognize in my Mandalorian fics if I re-read them in a couple years.

9. Who/what are your inspirations for truly fucked up content?

Every single fic or book I’ve ever read haha

But more specifically, Lise (aka veliseraptor here on Tumblr) is also inspiringly unashamed about writing fucked up shit (as her Tumblr byline says “I will not apologize for art”)

And then there’s my friend Urisarang, who inspired me to write my Mando longfic by being brave enough to unabashedly say “Dinmoff is a valid pairing, actually”

(Speaking of Dinmoff, I drew heavy inspiration from shows like Handmaid's Tale and Netflix's Unbelievable, as well as the movie Room--the one that stars Brie Larson, not Tommy Wiseau lol--while writing my longfic)

[fake-starwars-fan]

2, 6, and 11!

For the Cursed Fanfic Ask Meme:

2 Do you write porn from the perspective of the character you want to be, or the one you want to bang?

Oooh, this one made me pause because I’ve never really… thought about it like that? Like, obviously while writing a sex scene you gotta put yourself in the character’s shoes in order to properly convey like, sensation or emotion to the reader. But I also know that there are times where I’ve definitely tried to get the reader to infer what the non-POV character is thinking or feeling.

For example, my latest fic is from Kenobi’s POV. And he has his own ideas/assumptions about what Bane is getting out of some fighting-as-foreplay. Assumptions that conveniently compliment how HE feels about it. But is he correct tho? Or is that just what he WANTS Bane to be feeling about their (totally spontaneous) hookup?

Yay Unreliable Narrator lol

6 What nasty/evil/maladjusted character traits do you enjoy exploring in your little meow-meows?

I like the concept of guilty pleasure. So I’ll often play around with a character having a previously-unknown kink, or pair them up with people they normally would never choose to sleep with, and then give them an existential crisis about liking it lol. The Questioning of Self, what makes a person who they are, and whether certain behaviours betray or change that, is interesting to me.

11 Have you ever tested the logistics of a sex scene you're writing in real life, and did the other person(s) know it was for fanfic?

Not personally (am Too Ace For That), but I have 100% looked up porn to check like, where the fuck do people put their LEGS, etc. 😂

[pythiian]

Wes Craven’s Cursed (2005) Roleplay Sentence Starters

The following starters are all taken from the 2005 body horror comedy Cursed. Change the pronouns, names, punctuation as it suits you. Feel free to shift the spelling to convey your character’s accent and dialect. Good for plots involving monsters keen on literally tearing your life apart … and also werewolves.

Content warning for: foul language, gaslighting, sex, murder, death, body horror & other catastrophes. Definitely a NSFW meme.

I'm not obsessed, I'm just highly interested.

Come on, let's settle this.

Well, anyways, whatever you see, just say 'Forget his ass'.

I see blood. So much blood.

It's not the guy. It's ... it's the beast you should fear.

Beware the moon.

It feeds in the moonlight.

You can't tell people this shit.

Where did you come from?

You're the dodgeball crotch target. You should really wear a cup.

What's with the Make-A-Wish charity case?

We're not even close to finished.

Kiss me again.

I haven't seen you in days. I wanted to make sure you were still alive.

It's a medieval torture device. Which could actually be fun later.

All I wanna do is crawl into bed and disappear for three days.

I just ... I need some time and some space.

I waited over an hour for you.

Find my cellphone. Call for help.

Help me, please!

I'm coming.

Please just get me out of here, I'm stuck.

Can you feel your legs?

All right, listen, there's been a wreck.

Just hold on a few more minutes.

Wait, can you be still for a second?

You try flipping your car down a mountain and then being fucking still.

I hope you guys have insurance.

Shit, look at your arm.

Let me get this straight. It took a bite out of your arm, but you didn't see it at all?

It was a wolf, but bigger. It was like a monster wolf.

What kind of an animal could do that?

That's enough with the biting.

Don't you wanna talk about what happened tonight?

Look, I know you're mad at me, but I didn't see what you saw.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

I found the extra key under the mat.

I just, I feel so terrible about how we left things tonight.

I'm scared. I never expected to meet a woman like you.

You're the only good thing that's happened in my life in a long time.

I'm terrified, because all the good things keep going away.

I'm not going anywhere.

How are you doing? Did you sleep okay?

I woke up in the bushes.

Excuse me for trying to make conversation.

Okay, so what would a werewolf be doing in LA? Shouldn't it be off in the countryside

somewhere, terrorizing helpless maidens?

Maybe it's a hip werewolf; maidens come here with the perfectly implanted breasts.

Hey, I was bitten by a werewolf. If that's not good enough for a sick day...

You look different today, saucy. I like it.

I didn't recognize you with your hair down.

I'm only saying this because I care.

What a piece of work.

I just know he's not the only guy in town.

What smells so good?

The blood freaking you out?

Did you just attempt a confrontation?

What is this? Come as your favorite endangered species?

We've only been seeing each other a couple of months, you need your space. I get it, It's fine.

Please don't do that. Don't try to make everything okay when it's not.

That was my MO for a long time. When anything would get too close or too serious. I would just run away.

Be careful with this one. He's trouble.

I'm gonna take a cue from you and disappear for a few days.

I'm just reading up on how you kill a werewolf.

It might not be such a bad deal. Think about it: increased strength, heightened senses, an unnatural sexual allure.

Don't we have enough problems? Do you really wanna add this one to the list?

It's the mark of the beast.

It's a creepy coincidence.

This is some pretty freaky shit. Admit it.

I'm not complaining, I think you look hot.

You’re in danger. It will come for you.

Don't let this getup fool you, I'm not a joke.

Why are you talking to me?

You bear the markings of the beast.

Look, I'm not trying to freak you out, but you've been infected. You're cursed.

You've got to sever the line of the beast. It's the only way to break the curse.

The beast is human too. Don't forget that. (And it's closer to you than you think.)

Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?

Oh, you are asking for it, Abercrombie.

I'm just having a really bad day.

I sure hope not or I'm in big trouble.

Yeah, l ... I kind of need someone to talk to. Is that okay?

Whatever it was bit me and now things have been happening to me. Things I can't explain.

I mean, I know enough to know that it's a who, not a what, so it could be pissed off. It may want to finish what it started.

I don't want to discuss this, I've been cursed, something bad is gonna happen.

This is hard for me. Don't be like this.

You don't have to pretend anymore. Not with me.

No, it's part of the curse. I'm appealing. I have an unnatural sexual allure.

You haven't been returning my calls.

You can feel the changes, can't you?

I believe you, okay? I'd believe anything at this point.

Do you have any idea who I had to blow to get you in here tonight?

Who do I have to blow to get out of here?

I know how to control it.

I've learned to live with something terrible. Just like you.

We're not that different.

We don't have time for this.

There's an animal on the loose. It could be anywhere.

Shit, we can't get out. We're fucked.

There should be doors. Look for a door.

Just for the record, I didn't ask for this.

Men, They're all beasts.

The funny thing is, I never saw you as a threat. I find you rather depressing myself.

Why do men always go for the tortured ones? And you … You get one taste of blood and you freak out.

I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.

It doesn't have to be like this for you, There are ways for you to control it.

Nibbling on coyotes in the desert? No thanks.

I'm having too much fun eliminating the competition.

I am not gonna kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood. Then … maybe I'll eat her.

You have to kill me first.

Her brain's on the floor. That should do it.

You have to help me stop it.

I can teach you how to live with this. And we have years to figure it out.

So that's your answer? We live happily ever after?

Tell me how to get rid of it. Tell me how!

The only way you can break the curse is for the one who started it all to die. And that’s me. I'm not ready to die just yet.

These heightened senses are a kick, huh? No hard feelings, buddy. I'll make it as quick as possible.

You're a monster.

I should've known you couldn't handle this. You're too weak to think you could survive it. It only makes you stronger. But you're too stupid, too timid.

It comes and goes at first. I probably should've told you that.

Unfortunately now you both have to die.

You were a little off on that whole 'how to break the curse' thing.