#cursedbobs asks

[cursedbobs]

Hihihihihi cursed bobs, will you ever make another 'characters as quotes' post? The first was funny

I'll make another just for u anon

Bob’s Burgers characters as cursed things I've heard at university

Bob: If you say the words 'hemorrhoid' and 'licked' in the same sentence one more time I'm going to explode you with my mind

Linda:  Canned chilli is not flirting. Canned chilli is a marriage proposal

Gene: If you can’t handle this stench, you can’t handle this wench

Louise: According to chatgpt and the government, I tried to join a terrorist organization this weekend

Tina: He's got a good, functional dupa >:) (dupa=ass)

Mickey: I'm gonna smoke weed out of my kazoo

Bosco: Is evolve still open? Is the palace still open? I'm thinking of places where my clients have assaulted people

Teddy: Feed me anything and I'll eat it. I'll eat sweatpants bro. I'll eat a shoe

Jimmy Pesto: you don't touch a man's bussy. His gunt >:(

Jimmy Jr: Not even Justin Trudeau himself could stop me from twerking rn

Regular sized Rudy: Big news for ranch dressing enthusiasts

Calvin Fischoeder: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes, that shit follows you

Mr Frond: Sorry, I was just in my office crying

Zeke: I am zootered off my gotdamn neutered

Ms Lebonz: If you call me a boomer, I’m going to be deeply hurt and so will your grade

Nat: If you'd put 15 year old me behind the wheel of a zamboni, I probably would've killed several children

Tammy: Like most popular kids in high school, you were a hoe

Critter: What's the difference between crack cocaine and powdered cocaine? You're in college, don't fuckin tell me you don't know the difference

Honorable mention:

Randolph Brackenbrown: I mean this in the nicest way possible; you have the DreamWorks face

[cursedbobs]

Queen I just wanted to say, I've been here since you were like 17 and I've loved growing up alongside you and cursedbobs. I kind of use your blog to mark milestones in my own life and I love seeing the birthday comp every year

oh my god??? five years of caring about this blog?? nine years of being friends????

Additionally, I'm a huge fan of This being my birthday message and not a text lmao

[cursedbobs]

Do you have a favourite bob's burgers character?

Sergeant Bosco! I adore so many of the characters but Bosco's had my heart from the beginning, he's a loser and I love him for it

[cursedbobs]

Hey there! What’s your favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers that no one ever seems to talk about?

Hello!

I really enjoy Dawn of the Peck and the two Wharf House episodes, they're a fun watch and they don't seem to be talked about much on here

[cursedbobs]

what's your favorite underrated song from bob's burgers?

Omg, there've been so many fantastic songs throughout the show, but without a doubt I have to say it's the Mishima arrangement from season 13

Hearing them take a piece that's already so stunning and give it a whole new sound with mallet instruments was absolutely incredible, and I think it added a lot of depth to the emotion of the scene. They did a fantastic job with the whole episode, but that one scene stood out above all the rest for me, it's been almost a year since the first time I watched it and it's still on my mind constantly

Also thank you for asking! Film scores and movie music are something I'm passionate about lol, I love talking about this stuff

Plus, some honorable mentions:

Teddy singing "Beyond the Sea"

The Art Song from The Bleakening

Mr Fischoeder's little song from the end credits of Touch of Eval(uations)

[cursedbobs]

Cursedbobs if your comfortable answering, I'm unbelievably curious what it is your studying because I truly cannot match a college major with the vibes of having a bob's burgers blog as a hobby

I'm doing a bachelor's in criminology!

[cursedbobs]

YOUR BACKKKK

Yes!! I have a term paper due and need literally any excuse to not work on it, so it seemed like a fitting time to rewatch all of Bob's Burgers

[cursedbobs]

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