#curtaincallme

[incipimus]

@curtaincallme / @backupsword / @mamirksprite / @cats-and-martinis / @realisateurs

I’m Dirk, use they/them pronouns for me. Welcome to my blog, and I’m going to warn you all ahead of time that interacting with new people isn’t my forte.

[broadwade-blog]

LARS WE HAVE TO TALK NOW

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[ text to: laurel ]  dude [ text to: laurel ]  where the fuck are you

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curtaincallme replied to your post:just a quick reminder that curtaincallme is mine...

Been a while since you logged on.

well ive been busy sue me i saw people flirting with you and i wont feckin stand for that im looking at you labial fire

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closed || curtaincallme

|| curtaincallme ||

         You’re lying in bed, waiting for Laurel. You’ll admit that you’re kind of dozing right now. Your dreams aren’t of him, as sweetly cliche as that would be; rather, you’re dreaming that you’re a cat (and for some reason you’re in a McDonald’s Play Place, but that’s besides the point). Your room is warm and you’re perfectly content for him to just walk in here and snuggle you.

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throws lars @ u

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)

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-- curtaincallme

Hey my names Davon. You can call me D or DV though. If you want to. It’s not like you have to or anything. It’s not the law. Or is it?

What’s up? What’s your name?

[loveinamists]

curtaincallme replied to your post “karkat’s gone somewhere for a while, i don’t know how long, and dave...”

Incredible. You're the future, kid.

yes, totally.

and i’m not the future, but this twix is.