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Korok submitted this cabbage bowl with matching plate at goodwill.

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🍏 Tumbler Review: Superfood 180 Fruit and Veggie Capsules 🍅🌽

✨ "The Secret to Becoming a Superhuman (Or at Least Super Energized)" ✨

Alright, fellow health adventurers, gather 'round! If you’re tired of your daily struggle to incorporate the recommended 11 servings of fruits and veggies into your diet, while also not giving up pizza and ice cream, let me introduce you to the Superfood 180 Fruit and Veggie Capsules!

🌟 Pros:

Veggie Power-Up: 180 veggie capsules mean you can finally say “I eat my greens” without actually having to chew on kale like a rabbit. Who knew tiny pills could make you feel like a health guru? 🥦💊

Energy Boost: Feeling sluggish? One scoop of these capsules (okay, technically it’s a handful) and you’ll be more energized than a toddler on a sugar rush. Goodbye naps, hello spontaneous dance parties! 🎉💃

Lycopene Levels for Days: They claim high levels of lycopene—which sounds fancy enough to impress your friends at brunch. “Oh, I only consume lycopene-rich foods, darling.” 🍅✨

Made in the USA: These capsules are grown and made in the USA, so you can feel good about your health choices and support local farmers while you’re at it. USA! USA! 🇺🇸❤️

😂 Cons:

Not an Actual Veggie Replacement: Sorry, but popping these bad boys won’t magically make you a master chef. You still have to avoid burning your toast. 🍞🔥

Slightly Less Exciting than a Salad: While they save time, they definitely won’t make you the star of the next TikTok cooking trend. “Look at my vibrant plate of… uh, capsules?” 😅📸

Capsule Confusion: If you accidentally mix these with your gummy vitamins, you might end up with a very confusing daily routine. “Am I getting my calcium or just a whole lot of fruit and veggie vibes?” 🤷‍♀️🍬

In summary, the Superfood 180 Capsules are your shortcut to pretending you’re a health-conscious adult while still enjoying your guilty pleasures. So, grab a bottle, pop a few, and let the world think you’re a botanical wizard! 🧙‍♂️✨

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5 - would recommend to my friends, my family, and my future self who’s still avoiding salads!)

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Headcanon: If you rub Cardinal Copia’s belly, he will jokingly “bark” afterwards.

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You see the shit he has to put up with?

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Reasonably priced at $40 👀

Opelika, AL

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I’ve submitted a cussy (cabbage pussy) here before, so I guess this rabbit humping a cabbage is the logical next step?

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Today’s finds of the non-frog variety (there were so many frogs in my previous submission that I couldn’t fit everything else)

Featuring:

-piss joke + gun

-my new child, a concrete dragon with really pretty color-shifting paint

-lizard bookends

-ace attorney tobacco

-The Cussy