Jul 28, 2025
When You Overthink Your Dutch Bros Order 😅
You: “Hey, can I get a smoothie, but like… can you make it Frost-Free, half sweet, with oat milk, a splash of lemonade, and mix strawberry with mango?” Barista: “Got it! Anything else?” You: “Yeah… can you also fix my life while you're at it?” Barista: “We can do a double-blended smoothie, but life coaching might cost extra.” 😄