This isnt a story about how girls are evil, or how love is bad, this is a story about how Luigi is a dog fucker. And I'm not saying this is true or not (yes I am), but this is what I learned. Luigi fucked all the dogs, and now there's no more dogs to fuck. There might not be anymore dogs, or dogs to fuck. Is it sad? Sure, but it's the dogs Luigi fucked. I wish this is a story about how Luigi fucked a Rottweiler, or a Chihuahua more hard (because he's a dog fucker and he gets turned on by dogs so thats why he's hard for dogs) . This is a story about how luigi fucked a Pomeranian, and he kept fucking the Pomeranian. He's still fucking the Pomeranian.
andrea on how luigi has a tendency to fuck dogs










