#cuterpillar

[pushing500]

Who's cuter, thrumbo calves or cuterpillars? I can't decide, but I am very glad I have them both in my colony.

Also, bonus doodle of mama and baby thrumbo, just because <3

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[portableairport]

@cuterpillar lmao no the registers are literally windows 7 computers. I probably could hack them. There's never anyone supervising the damn registers I'd most likely get away with it

omg you are local <3 <3

[hoodfuturism]

yes tru =)

[airspaniel]

any or all of: 3, 11, 13, 15

TUMBLR JUST ATE ALL MY SHIT I’M SO MAD ABOUT IT. These answers are reconstructed and not as good.

3. whats your favorite/least favorite quality about yourself; whyMy favorite quality is honestly probably my bravery. Like, I’ve moved all the way across the goddamn country, to places where I knew basically nobody, for uncertain gains. TWICE. My dad says I’ve got the biggest balls of anyone he’s ever known, excepting maybe my mom, and that’s the biggest compliment I’ve ever received. Also, I’ve got a pretty great ass.My least favorite is my insecurity/low self-esteem. Like, I could mention a thousand things that I hate about myself physically and mentally, but it all comes down to that, really. Like, objectively I know I’m not completely gross and unlovable, but there’s a difference between knowing and knowing, ja feel?

11. what are your ambitionsTBH, for the longest it was just “pay my rent and buy food at the same time” and I’m still kind of regrouping from that. Ask again after next year’s taxes.

13. what is one thing you’ll never do againCall a guy “daddy” in bed. I probably won’t do meth again, but I DEFINITELY won’t do that. (FYI the only person I would call “daddy” in bed is actually Gillian Anderson, and even then only upon request.)

15. what is your favorite memoryThis is a little bit of a weird one, as I have a bunch of these, but one I keep coming back to is the post-show of Inception: the Musical. I fucked the actual show up a few times (and would love a chance to do it again and do it right), but after the show it was just like… a massive outpouring of love from a bunch of the people I love best and a bunch of strangers who wished me well, and it was just a really joyous and wonderful send-off as I left NYC. Honorable mention to like, ALL of the weddings I’ve attended in the past 4 years. My friends have an awesome habit of marrying each other and throwing rad parties with open bars so I may more easily make an ass of myself at the reception/make them question why we’re even friends in the first place. I treasure that.

[airspaniel]

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Full disclosure, y’all, I have been slamming...

this seems like a perfect time to get my hopes up

In all honestly, I’ll probably just end up crying about the futility of existence as expressed by a cartoon horse and maybe posting some more Jupiter Ascending fanart. But I also might post a lot of beautiful naked people and just cry in the tags. Bacardi is funny like that.

[cipater]

What is your favorite thing about yourself? Not necessarily what one might consider your best ('best') quality, but your favorite.

My sense of aesthetics and style. Not necessarily in what I wear, say - but I know what looks good, and I know how to make things look better. If I were swimming in disposable income I would probably be more excited than anyone to see what kind of living space I ended up designing and what clothes I would end up in. I like that I am capable enough to fix things and not afraid to learn how to do it myself (I suppose that is independence as a trait, or at least self-sufficiency). I am also fond of the aforementioned eiditic memory I seem to have (as fond as I am grateful that it is not as severe as people who can recall their entire lives down to the date, for example). If we’re talking physical features… hair and eyes (coincidentally, I spend the most money on those two components of my appearance).

there’s plenty I hate so don’t worry I have no ego to run away with itself (unless it’s about vidya, then I got plenty)

[cipater]

Do you have a go-to Clue character? (+ we can play anytime you're in NYC)

Ms. Scarlet and I will kick anyone in the shins who tries to take that piece first.