You and red guy are home alone while yellow and duck are out getting groceries yellow and duck are at the milk section duck had to pick some milk but doesn’t know which one he should pick plus they have none in the fridge. Red was just minding his own business on his chair while watching tv. Until he heard crying from the upstairs room. He thought it was the birds but it wasn’t, actually. He heard someone crying in their bedroom. So he went up stairs to go check what the sound was. When he opened the door, he see you crying in the corner. “Hey, why are you crying?” He questioned. “What’s the matter?” He questioned you as he kneeled down to your level. “Hey don’t be upset, if something happening in this house or yourself? You can tell me ok?” He said as his tone was soft and comfortable. “Do you want a hug and…tell me all about it?” You nodded as you wiped your tears. Red hugs you “sssh there, there, it’s gonna be alright.” Red comforted you as you told everything about it. Red feels bad about you, Though he does care but really feels bad. “Oh that’s a shame. Well it’s gonna be alright…hey you wanna watch tv with me?” You nodded “Alright then, come on.” You and red went downstairs to watch tv until you guys fell asleep. (Btw you fell asleep on his body) Meanwhile yellow and duck are still at the store because it’s been an HOURS and duck still hasn’t decided which milk he should pick and yellow fell asleep on the floor.
I hope you liked this I tried my best on it so I HOPE YOU LOVE THIS❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Author's Note: You know that once scene where the lamp goes into this weird talk about the Council? I just wondered how Red Guy would react if his darling was a part of said Council.
Content Warning(s): implied kidnapping, murder
Red would've met you when you personally handed him a pound
Fell in love with you at first sight
Does anything to meet you again
Attempts to follow his "role" to the best of his ability while also entertaining the Council
And he will definitely force the other two to follow their "roles" too
If they refuse to follow his orders, he'll just kill them since he knows that they'll return
Willing to do anything to have you visit him again
Even enables the teachers' behavior to get some potential brownie points from the Council
The moment you come back again to reward him, he'll stall for time so that you don't leave him
Purposefully goes against the "script" if you don't reward him personally for long periods of time
Although he was satisfied with seeing you every once in a while, he will start to want more
So he will hatch a plan to keep you with him forever
No matter what threats you throw at him, he'll refuse to let you go
"Once I get back home, I will make sure that your life becomes a living hell!"
"Then I just have to make sure you don't get back home, right? You have a weird way of saying that you want to stay with me, love."
With you by his side, all the teachers won't hurt a yarn-like hair on his head
They will bargain to get you back, though their efforts are in vain since he never wants you to leave him
author's note: this is lowkey so fanon it's not even funny but it's fine. and i love red guy so i'll project on him as much as i'd like, f u + ratio + leave if u don't like it idc. /lh
༚ . 🍬 ◌ ꙳ . ⊹ 🖍 + ｡ ๋
"hm? you say you 'love' me? thank you. i guess i do, too." red flashes his canines at you; a warm, gentle smile welcomed you. it only lasted for a second though, before his focus went completely back on the television in front of him. you rolled your eyes playfully before laying down next to your boyfriend.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.
his autism makes it a bit hard for him to show his affection/emotions, but he really does try his best.
he may act kind of cold and/or misunderstand certain social cues, but he does it all in good faith.
red loves being generally around you. there doesn't need to be a conversation– or even any touching for that matter, just being in your presence gives him a sense of comfort.
red speaks in a very monotonous voice, not intentionally of course, but it does cause confusion in translation. what makes it even worse is that sarcasm is literally his main sense of humor.
"hon, i left some chives in the fridge. can you go fetch them for me, please?" your boyfriend hummed. the smell of fresh cut onions frying in olive oil filled your nostrils. red was preparing some kind of dish, but he refused to tell you what it was. you about drooled imagining all the possibilities; no matter what it was, you knew red was bound to make it delicious.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.
red unironically loves to cook, so his love language is to feed you with his culinary specialities.
he has an over 200 page recipe book that would be illegible and unorganized without the help of duck with a variety of dishes from tiramisu to korean style corn dogs.
the only thing he won't even think about cooking is red meat. it reminds him too much of organs and that makes him physically sick to his stomach.
if you guys are making bread or something, red will press his body close against yours and guide your hands while softly whispering you instructions.
"why do you keep staring at (name) like that?" yellow bellowed, his head tilted to the side with curiosity. red snapped his focus towards yellow. his tone was mildly harsh as he responded, "what? i'm not staring. i'm just looking at them. am i not allowed to look at my own partner anymore?" duck scoffed, flipping through the newspaper absent-mindedly. "don't get all defensive, he does have a point, it's quite... awkward to watch on the sidelines." before red could come up with a snarky remark, you pranced in, looking as happy as can be. duck smirked while yellow became a giggly mess. you didn't understand what the commotion was about, but red looked like he was about to explode.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.
even in the long term, red acts like you're simply unreachable like his chances of ever finding his real family.
he absolutely adores viewing you from afar. your like some kind of abstract painting to him: weird, confusing, yet so beautiful in his eyes.
he even has little fantasies and daydreams about you two, but red keeps the thoughts to himself, afraid you may debunk his ideas entirely.
his two mates tease him to hell about you two, but he always keeps his cool no matter much he wants pop their little skulls open.
ㅤ𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚! 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗧 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗨𝗧!
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.
he's 1000% a bottom, no question. he needs you to control and use him until he's nothing but a shriveled up disgusting milked dry mess.
forget a horse, all the horsepower you need is right in red's lap!
red is always in the mood for head, no joke it's almost as if that thing is always hard as mount everest.
in contrast to the point above, red's sex drive is really low, but when he is horny, it's like witnessing a dog in heat.
he's a whimper/mewler. he can't help it, you just make him feel so fucking good.
red's ability to speak completely shuts down when having sex. it just become incoherent babbles at that point.
pretty much inexperienced, but once red gets the hang of it, it's on and poppin' partner ;).
no bdsm. absolutely not. abuse? of him or you, especially you? hell no.
exhibitionism is also a no-no. red believes sex should be a private intimate experience, and he's already fully aware of who he belongs to and vice versa.
red's praise kink is down so horrendously that you can simply say "good job" in a casual conversation and he'll get hard.
red prefers to cum inside you, wouldn't mind if you were like "ew that's gross /hj"
speaking of his cum, he got alot of it, and it goes everywhere when you give him head.
AN: yellow guy is called David, red guy is Redd, and duck is just Duck. This is really short but I liked how it turned out.
CW: none, just fluff
You and David were cuddling on the couch. You had your legs crossed with him seated in your lap as your arms hugged his torso. He leaned back against your chest the watching TV, which displayed some random shopping channel.
Duck walked into the living room and say you two, "What are you doing?" He asked. "Cuddling!" David responded enthusiastically and threw his hands in the air. "Why? He's not a baby, you know." Duck directed this statement to you. "Well, I like holding him, and he likes being held; so I don't see anything wrong with it." you stated, and David added, "It's like a really really long hug."
Duck crossed his arms, "Well, I still think it's a bit odd. You agree with me, right?" Duck directed his attention to Redd, who was sitting in a recliner next to the couch, reading. "I think It's quite nice actually." He looked up from his book at his feathered friend, "What?"
"Yeah. I've cuddled with them before. It's relaxing, you should try it sometime." Duck let out a little 'hmph', "I'm quite alright, thank you. Do whatever you all please."
"Suit yourself." Redd set his book down and moved to the couch. He sat next to you and leaned his head on your shoulder. You wrapped an arm around him and kept the other around David. Duck stared at you all for a moment, before throwing his hands up, "Ugh, fine! If you all insist."
None of you were insisting anything, but this was just how Duck was. He acted like minor things were an inconvenience, but you all knew it was just because he had a hard time accepting affection.
He sat on the couch and pressed into your other side. He didn't lean on you like Redd, he was more sitting very close to you, which was fine; whatever made him comfortable.
You all relaxed, the sound of the TV providing a comfortable background noise as you sat in silence. None of you needed to speak, your combined presences were enough.
