DID YOV KNOW? The first script for Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory was mvch, mvch darker and grim than the fvn romp avdiences were treated to vpon the film's release in 1971. As seen in the leaked original ÖÖMPA LÖÖMPA art above, some have heralded the original concept as the first coming of black metal. The plot details yovng shadow-faced demon GNARLIE discovering the key to vnlocking a morbid palace in the Dawnless Realm. Joining him are the fovr chosen, creating the fetid coven of five, entering the silent abyss only to be sacrificed to the Pvrple Goat's cemetery pit. The yovng demon watches helplessly as, one after another, his coven dwindles, overcome by their inherent sin and lvst for flesh. Deep forests, chvrches made of hvman debris, diabolic shapes afloat, and the Dark Lord's stvnted servants all helped pepper this deepy imaginitive world with muted & brvtal color. When Tim Burton's remake was released in 2005, cvlt avdiences were hopefvl that the reboot would adopt some of the darker elements from this original vision. Vnfortunately, it was a flaming pile of shit starring a part-time pirate with a penchant for growing half a movstache. The vnholy blasphemer weeps vpon his throne of woe to this day, his countenance forever marred. . . #Gutrot #williewonka #oompaloompa #blackmetal #cvltofchocolate #ink