Hello, how are you doing? For the headcanons, I've got a couple and feel free to do whichever ones you want to! SFW 8, NSFW 8 and 10. Hope your day is as spectacular as you (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
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Sleeping headcanon: Anderson gets 7-8 hours of sleep a night, but can function on much less due to his regenerative abilities, while Alucard... doesn’t actually need to sleep. His power isn’t affected by how much time he spends outside the coffin. When he does sleep, it’s not for any practical reason; it’s just because he prefers to sleep through the day and take naps.
When he sleeps with Anderson, he often watches him through the night. He’s a man accustomed to waiting for long periods doing nothing, so this is easy for him to do. Anderson is a touch unsettled by it, but he likes having Alucard in the bed with him instead of Alucard crawling into his creepy little coffin, so he doesn’t complain. Sometimes Alucard will stroke his hair or chest or lie on him while he sleeps.
If Alucard actually sleeps while in bed with Anderson, things can get a little unusual since Alucard has vivid dreams and sometimes makes sound in his sleep, cries, or shifts his form. It’s very rare that he has nightmares, thankfully, but Anderson will hold him and lie quietly with him if he wakes up to Alucard in distress. There have also been nights where Anderson’s woken up with Vladcard or Count Dracula coiled around him.
Never again/turn-offs headcanon: For Anderson, Alucard getting too filthy during sex. He finds dirty talk arousing, but not outright insulting dirty talk, and especially not dirty talk that casts shade on the church, which we all know Alucard would do. Anderson would also hate ‘daddy kink’, since he is a dad and he’d be uncomfortable with sexualising the parent/child dynamic (I know this isn’t really what daddy kink is; it’s more about calling an older/older looking person attractive and being lavished in attention and gifts by them, but Anderson’s a very literal person). If Alucard even jokingly suggested Anderson call him daddy/Alucard call him daddy, he’d be like disgusted.png.
As for Alucard, he’s a very open-minded person when it comes to intimacy, but he’s a pretty stringent about taking the dominant/top role with men, even when he’s the one being penetrated. Due to his difficult childhood, he doesn’t really like giving up power to men in a sexual context. Otherwise, he’s usually game to try whatever.
Who teases the other? Who’s more impatient? Who usually initiates? Oh, Alucard on all counts. Anderson has too many sexual hangups to find teasing or initiating easy, and I don’t think he has that much of a libido anyway. The man is married to his work. He’s a bonafide virgin (or, well... if you headcanon that he isn’t, the man still hasn’t fucked for decades and I doubt he much cares about that when he has the pleasure of serving God to sustain him). It’s a good thing Alucard’s happy to be the one who initiates and teases.
Though, if Anderson really wanted sex, I can see him getting impatient and telling Alucard to hurry up and fuck him already. Alucard would, naturally, be overjoyed by this, and more than happy to oblige.