#cw eggpreg

[your-patient]

All I can think about is getting restrained and feeling each egg slowly get pushed into my dripping cunt until I have a visible belly bump. Then getting taken care of and thoroughly "inspected" every so often so they can note the incubation process.

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[lyrouxx]

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idk how much of this I can post without getting sniped but!! Easter meant putting some eggs in the tyrant ft. Ionel's half slayer form 🫡

Full on my bsky (warnings in post)

[twixyrolldabee]

Since im not making anything new for Mermay this year...ill share what I drew for the 2025 event.

I had a tsams subnautica au...and I think I wanna recycle it into a tlaes subnautica au.

They are like their own type of fully cognitive and conscious leviathan species.

What's funny about the au is that the main plot was driven by toxic solarnexus...and solar eggpreg ig.

Idk I thought an au centering around Jack and his troubled parents would be cool if they were fish. Solar and Jack's designs are mid in my opinion, but Nexus' deisgn IS SO BUZZING GOOD. (Let me know if u want me to post it)

[gabessquishytum]

Leo's Big Dreamling Breedvember 2025

Day 19: Oviposition

(Alien!Dream/human Hob, oviposition, eggs, multiple pregnancy) 390 words

Hob whines pitifully as yet again, the clutch of eggs moves around inside his womb. They're getting restless, now at a size where their movement is quite purposeful. They rock gently from side to side, jostling each other and causing the surface of Hob’s skin to ripple in reaction.

He's so full and nauseous thanks to the movement that he can't imagine getting up from his bunk. He's not even sure if his legs would sustain him. All he can do is rest on his side, both hands helplessly caressing his stomach. It's not long now until the eggs will be ready to come out, and Hob’s time is now better spent in trying to relax, massaging his overtaxed body and practising breathing exercises.

“Are they giving you grief, my poor pet?” Asks Dream – the one responsible for Hob’s predicament – as he comes swooping into the chamber. As if sensing the presence of their father the eggs become even more excited, vibrating and rocking around like spinning tops. Hob groans. He doesn't bother with a proper answer.

Unnaturally cold and soothing hands press against Hob’s heaving abdomen, and some of the nausea abates. The eggs settle and Hob feels as though he can fill his lungs properly for the first time all day. He melts back into his bunk and places his hand next to Dream’s at the crest of his belly.

“Better,” he acknowledges, and Dream smiles down at him sweetly. “Mmph. Next time, it'll have to be a smaller clutch. This one's just too big. I feel like I'm the size of a planet.”

“Of course, dearest,” Dream soothes him with a kiss on the forehead. “Whatever you say.”

Alas Hob doesn't quite believe him – Dream always agrees with everything he says, and then tends to do the exact opposite. Although Hob always forgives him.

And he doesn't exactly mind being so comically huge when Dream tends to him, kissing and teasing his distended navel, tracing the thick stretch marks on his overtaxed skin. It does feel incongruously good to have those alien hands on his belly, soothing the precious burden inside.

“Not long, now.” Dream rumbles contentedly, as the eggs hum on a similar frequency. Hob closes his eyes. Not long now.

By the time he's empty of this clutch, he knows he'll be begging for another.

[kunishirou]

Based on the recent leaks, Wriothesley will not have a rerun banner (again) soon. So I'll pretend that he's on maternity leave again for the second clutch of eggs. 🙃

[mjrtaurus]

Crocodile - hey are you ok?

Dragon - what? Yeah totally

Crocodile - you just seem really distracted lately

Dragon - ahhh yeah I haven’t been sleeping

Crocodile - maybe we could share a bed, if that would help

Dragon *who has been hearing ed and viggo scream EGGS not stop whenever crocodile is in the vicinity * - uhhh rain check? Please?

Later~

Dragon - can you two calm down!

Ed - do you not want to breed?

Dragon - I’m saying-

Viggo - he’s obviously saying that he wants to be bred, not everyone aligns with your expectations of masculinity Ed!

Ed - breed is plural, it encapsulates all angles. It is ambiguous on who is doing what, maybe You should check your bias’s Viggo. Besides I have it on good authority that dragon regularly has wet dreams about pregnant crocodile

Viggo - half of those dreams he’s pregnant and you know it!

Dragon - I hate both of you, so much

Crocodile - I know something has to be going on…

Dragon - …

Dragon - Okay. Just… promise me you won’t have me institutionalized.

Crocodile - I promise…?

Dragon - *Inhales*

Dragon - … thevoicesinmyheadwantustoknockeachotherup

Crocodile - the voices in your what now???

Dragon - My head. The Amaru. Eggs. Nest. Both of us.

Crocodile - …

Crocodile - I’m gonna need you to bend over the nearest flat surface real quick.

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

I'd write these thoughts out as a fic I could post to ao3 (probably anonymously 'cus I'm shy) if I had the wherewithal to write lately, but I don't, so fuck it we ball!

Rambling Tumblr post time

Picturing Grian with a little egg baby, and he tucks it into his sweater like a marsupial's pouch to keep it warm and incubated while he's being antsy and refusing to lay around in the nest all day,,

Just holding little tiny egg to his chest, bundled up in the front of his sweater as he walks or flies around, running various errands or working on his builds.

At some point someone probably notices and offers him a baby-carrier of sorts to make sure he can't drop the egg by accident, just some extra security. To make sure it doesn't detract from the skin-to-shell contact warmth and stuff it would probably have to be daily customized, hand made especially for him

Honestly, the whole mental imagery of Grian having an egg baby is very funny to me because I have a broken sense of humor because I can imagine him just laying an egg and going "welp, guess we're doing egg now" and catching the whole rest of the server off guard by being all nonchalant about it to the point they all start questioning if he's actually taking this whole literal future baby thing seriously at all or if he's even processed it at all (which to be fair, he probably hasn't fully, beyond the bit-potential of just vibing about it and watching everyone's reactions)

I'm just imagining him being far too confident and unphased about the whole thing 'cus it's so much funnier to him to watch everyone else freak out than to be the one doing the freaking out himself (either having gotten his own freaking out out of the way early on, or eventually having it catch up with him and having his freak out about it all only once it's actually hatching time. Or maybe just genuinely getting all the stress out of the way secondhand through everyone else's reactions, idk)

Being the aroace who barely does any shipping that I am, I have no idea where this egg came from, but I the idea of it is so very funny (and generally interesting) to me

[omorifapclub]

Sunny puts eggs up his ahh

Caught

[Uncensored on Aethy / Pillowfort]