#cxrsedlife

[theodunn]

@cxrsedlife​   sent    ✉   .

[            𝐬𝐦𝐬         ]         .      i   don't   know   where   you   went   ,   man.    [            𝐬𝐦𝐬         ]         .      but   you   just   missed   some   of   the   craziest   shit.    [            𝐬𝐦𝐬         ]         .      granted   ,   i'm   pretty   fuckin'   high   so   maybe   it   wasn't   all   that   ..    [            𝐬𝐦𝐬         ]         .      but   still.      fucking   ...   mind   -   blown   .

[mieczlw-a]

BEST  OF  VOID  DYLAN   ! 

[fuckyou-unbearablyindifferent]

#s: 'pretty human. edible.'

“----- What was that last part?”

[ancientdeadlight]

“How in the fuck did you get here?” He keeps forgetting that Pennywise is basically a god. “I take it the guards can’t see you?” So he probably looks like a crazy person right now, talking to himself. “Go on, then, tell me how you’d get me out. Tell me how you’d get me off Asgard. I could do with a good story before bedtime. You know I can’t go with you, right? If I leave, they’ll just put me back. You don’t learn any lessons by escaping. I have to earn my way out of here.”

mention: @ancientdeadlight​

The other simply chuckled, clicking with its tongue before vanishing in front of Seth, wandering out of the cell without problems. IT saw the guardians and grinned even more.

“Leave that to me, you aint gotta learn no lessons today, mutt. Ain’t that great? And for those guardians ya talk about...just watch” IT drawled while sneaking up on the guards while suddenly appearing again, in the most monstrous thing they imagined. Papa hypnotized both so that they were standing there simply without moving. Turning around to Seth, IT grinned.

“See? That was easy. Now come on, i am going to get you outta here. Or do you wanna stay here and wait until those peeps let you out one day???” Papa said and without much hassle, created a small exit door in the front of the cell.

“Besides, when you`re gone i will never get any grandchildren so move your ass out of there”

@cxrsedlife

[flcwerprince]

@cxrsedlife​ [x]

Pilli hums happily between the kiss, making it as long as he can until he whispers. “hmm good to see you too.”

[qceensofkings-a]

Continued from x.  @cxrsedlife​

“Hey, I feed you well, don’t I?” 

[xcoatlicuex]

"I'm kind of a burden. I think even Loki is getting tired of me. I figure I'm best off where most monsters hide out. In the woods. I'd only bother my food that way and I could maybe improve my behaviour. Or go totally feral, but that's okay, too."

@cxrsedlife

“Humans are more monsters than any thing living in the woods,” she rolled her eyes, “honestly Seth, grow some confidence. Love yourself. So someone thinks you are a burden, fuck them. I think going to the forest and finding yourself would be good for you.”

[greyfacebob]

Loki offers his ass.

1. be offered Ass

2. inspect Ass

3. brlbrlelebrbrbbbrlrlbr