Battleship Fics Masterpost
So, about a month ago I joined a silly little event (@mcytbattleship) and over the course of that month I've produced 19 fics all together! A little insane, so here! A small, condensed list of all 19 of them (borrowed the formatting idea from @/the-blaze-empress it's very neat):
i wanna hold your hand, without other people butting in
Rating: G Fandom: Lifesteal Relationship: Ashswag/Squiddo Words: 1,370 Summary: A 3+1 fic set in Season 5. A rewrite of Season 5 but Squidswag are secretly dating. Very fluffy
ashswag and the trio of bitches that just walked in
Rating: G Fandom: Lifesteal Relationship: Ashswag & Branzy & ClownPierce & Reddoons Words: 759 Summary: "Ash just wants to close up the shop, but there's 3 of his regulars that just like arguing a bit too much."
Untitled Goose (and Snail) Game
Rating: G Fandom: SMPEarth Relationship: Technoblade & Philza Words: 1,202 Summary: Ever wondered what happened when the Soulmate Goose and the Immortal Death Snail team up? Well, one side gets a very insistent goose that keeps pecking at his knees, and the other keeps dying. They'll meet eventually.
evbo's guide to (not) letting the world pass by
Rating: T Fandom: Parkour Civilization Relationship: Evbo/Seawatt, Evbo & Seawatt, EMF & Evbo, EMF & Seawatt Words: 15,683 Summary: A Maze Runner AU where Evbo is a delivery boy running through the Maze trying his best to deliver packages across the place without dying and Seawatt is a pretty Master that meets him and definitely doesn't have any ulterior motives. Both of them needs hugs. And kisses.
into the depths of a mad dream
Rating: T Fandom: DreamSMP Relationship: Technoblade & Philza Words: 1,321 Summary: Time Loop Au of the execution from Phil's POV. I put Techno into the washing machine. Phil watches, but he isn't aware of the loop. Techno is aware of the loop and is trying to find a way to break it. He's failing, but he's getting there. Eventually. It's a very fun au.
because if it were a good morning, I'd be with you
Rating: G Fandom: Lifesteal Relationship: Ashswag/Squiddo Words: 1,453 Summary: More Squidswag fluff because I love them. Squiddo kidnaps Ash into spending a day just relaxing with them. Activities include: fishing, searching for treasure and fireworks watching.
sometimes caring is just a warm bath (and a soft touch)
Rating: T Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Fandom: Parkour Civilization, PVP Civilization Relationship: Evbo (Parkour) & Evbo (PVP) Words: 2,021 Summary: I got really sad when PVP!Evbo got sent to the torment nexus, so I decided to give him a bath. Parkour!Evbo saw my plans and agreed. PVP!Evbo gets to a bath and a hug! Good for him.
techno's surefire way to get rich quick
Rating: T Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Fandom: DreamSMP Relationship: Technoblade & Philza Words: 2,292 Summary: Vampire AU. Techno is a human who found a bodyguard job listing and decided to sign up, not expecting to actually get the job. The pay's great, his employer is chill. He's just pretty sure his boss is a vampire. And so begins Techno trying to survive the insanity of his job, trying not to die and fall into the troupe of being revived by his boss.
blood is the only way (paint the blue skies red)
Rating: T Fandom: DreamSMP Relationship: Technoblade & Philza Words: 2,168 Summary: Roleswap au, where Philza was the one who was betrayed and made the withers, where Techno was the one who killed Wilbur. Techno helps Phil run away and settles down in L'manberg as Phil's inside guy. (And yet, it all ends the same.)
"The Strange Happenings Of The Silent Forest"
Rating: T Warning: Major Character Death Fandom: DreamSMP Solo: Technoblade Words: 923 Summary: A small news article talking about the mysterious disappearance of Techno Blade, and the things found on the only things left behind, a notebook and a voice recorder.
preening and grooming are the same thing, just spelt differently (like you and me)
Rating: T Fandom: Origins SMP Relationship: Technoblade & Philza Words: 6,373 Summary: Pre!Origins Techno and Philza backstory, including Dadza, Elytrian Phil and Bunny Techno. Techno is a lonely rabbit with the habit of nearly biting off more than he can chew, and Phil is the Elytrian with a habit of sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. Somehow, they become a family.
be quiet (they don't want to hear you speak)
Rating: G Fandom: Collinlock16 - Oneshef Relationship: AndreW2002 & PsychoNetworks | AndreW2002's Chat Words: 600 Summary: Post "MABTPIASR", Andre attempted another escape attempt, but failed. While being locked in a box waiting for the Admins next move, he thinks about that failed attempt from long ago. He thinks about Assimilation.
like cherry blossoms falling in spring
Rating: G Fandom: Lifesteal Relationship: Ashswag/Squiddo Words: 2,157 Summary: My silly little Viral!AU oh how I missed you... Squiddo has some history with cherry blossoms and a certain someone, so they've been sentenced to the Backrooms to come to terms with it. She may get lost in there, but don't worry. The flowers will always lead her home.
dancing as a substitute to loving you loudly
Rating: G Fandom: Parkour Civilization Relationship: EMF/Evbo/SeaWatt Words: 4,566 Summary: A 5+1 fic about devotion and offering parts of yourself up to your loved ones. Evbo is struggling to adjust to being a God, but EMF and Seawatt are there to support him along the way. There's also so much Fighter worldbuilding and how they see the world compared to the other layers.
sometimes, life will give you a crow and a crow-adjacent man for friends
Rating: G Fandom: Dream SMP Relationship: Technoblade & Philza Words: 2,934 Summary: Technoblade owns works at a flowershop and Philza owns a tattoo parlour. Techno has a cat named Steve and a random crow that really likes to visit him. He really doesn't need any more than that. Unfortunately, Phil thinks otherwise.
sliding under the blade to reach the finish
Rating: T Fandom: The Great Potato War Relationship: im_a_squid_kid & Technoblade Words: 2,995 Summary: A time loop fic written through a screen play format. Techno was fine being stuck in this weird Musical related loop. He never got close with any of the leads anyways to feel much of anything when they die. That was until his friend decided to become said lead. And then Techno is very much not fine with it.
Cycling and Exploring
Rating: G Fandom: Lifesteal Solo: Squiddo Words: 1,301 Summary: Squiddo is in the Pokemon universe ooooo what's she gonna do? Take a train ride of course!
nature's blue
Rating: G Fandom: DreamSMP Relationship: Carl the horse & Technoblade Words: 754 Summary: Techno's trying to find some buried treasure that was promised in a random treasure map he has. Too bad it's literally the furthest thing away from him. Good thing Carl was up for the challenge, imagine having to walk all the way there.
i can’t get rid of it, even though I tried (so i make this soliloquy i pitifully write)
Rating: T Fandom: Parkour Civilization, PVP Civilization Main Relationship: Evbo (Parkour) & Evbo (PVP) (Side relationship: EMF/Evbo) Words: 13,366 Summary: Apocalypse AU where Parkour!Evbo, who's just trying to find his friends, meets PVP!Evbo, who is also trying to find his family. As they were going in the same direction, the two decided to stick together for the 3 months it takes them to get to their destination. Surely they won't form a brotherly bond, right? And in the background, a prison escape is being performed.











