#cyber-witch85

[jadesabre83]

I'm Officially Too Old For This Shit

If it wasn't obvious from my username, I was born in 1983, which means (ugh) I'm turning 40 this year.

Now, I've been online since roughly 1992/93, and involved with the Star Wars Fandom in some way since 1995. In all of these years, I've seen (and been a part of) my fair share of drama. It took a while to learn to just avoid it all, but things have reached the point of no longer being able to just sit this one out.

Back in November of 2022, I received a very strange message from someone I didn't know, and to my knowledge, had never interacted with before. And, well...I'll let the screenshots do the talking.

I was able to reconnect with Drac, and they sent me this, where @cyber-witch85 mentions me in the notes of a post.

I then get in touch with @beebee-76 and we swap stories of our experiences with Cyber. I don't hear from Cyber again until this:

So, now they're backtracking on the threat they made in November.

Even better, Cyber seems to have it in their head that Bee is sending all the anon hate, but the supposed messages are so obviously fake; the username doesn't match Bee's actual username. This was the charming response to my note:

So...Cyber, I still have no idea what your damage is or who you even are. And honestly, your attempts at causing massive drama in the Thrawn fandom by trying to draw me into the middle of things are quite laughable, if not outright pathetic.

Just stop. There are much more important things going on in this world than fandom wank.

[chaos-monkeyy]

Cassian/Nemik for the ask game, please😍😍

eeeee yay 😍😏 I am Enjoying this one... It's completely self-indulgent smut, very horny and a little tender, and basically I just think Nemik is adorable and deserves to have an excellent romp with "Clem" before shit, er, ...goes down.

A little excerpt of the lead-up to the smut:

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“I don’t wanna die a virgin,” Nemik blurted out, the red blush in his face deepening. “And— …well, I mean… I really like you,” he stammered, tripping over the words. “I mean, I don’t want you to think… I’m not just asking you because, you’re, you know—” 

“Because I happen to be here?” Cassian finished for him, amused. Nemik made a few more sounds, obviously flustered and searching for something to say. Cassian only left him floundering for a moment or two. “Don’t worry about it,” he said. “I get it. I really do.” 

“Yeah?” Nemik asked, earnest and hopeful. 

“Yeah,” Cassian said, and nudged him again. This time, Cassian kept his shoulder there, holding the hint of pressure against Nemik. “Trust me, you’re definitely not the only person who gets maybe a little bit worked up and horny in the build-up phase like this.” 

“So… Do you, uh… want to?” Nemik asked, blushing harder.

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This one is nearly at 2k now, and coming along very nicely if I do say so myself 😁 Also I looked up Cassian's age and he's only 21 in Andor?? I thought he was supposed to be at least mid-twenties, but apparently not 😂🤷‍♂️