#cyclonealf

[cyclonelibby]

Alf: Be thankful I have knees.

Me, horrified: I'm glad????????

[cyclonelibby]

Alf, after almost four hours of drawing in near silence, intensely frowning: "I didn't make Oscar Isaac. I made Zac Efron."

[cyclonelibby]

Explaining World Customs

Me, trying to explain that my book is set in a world based on several different historical references and modern tribes: Gender isn’t a thing, people don’t go round gendering words - it just isn’t done. It’s weird.

Five minutes later

@cyclonealf: Wait, I thought Ama meant mum?

Me, frustrated, finally yelling: IT’S Neutral!! I cannot express to you how much your dick does not matter in Idamvi!!!

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@cyclonealf , pulling the wires from his computer, truly distraught at this tangled mess: what am I even pulling here????!???

Me, distracted, drinking tea and setting up my laptop, not paying much attention: Me

Alf: ...

Me, drinking my tea: ...

Alf, visibly trying not to smile or laugh: ...

Alf, failing: God Damn It

[cyclonelibby]

Me, relaxing, not wanting to listen to lyrics cause I'm still trying to work: Hey Google, play the Halo soundtrack

Alf, somehow frozen yet visibly shaking at the same time, looking like he's about to cry from childhood: Marry me

[cyclonelibby]

I feel betrayed I always thought Mr Blue Sky was by the beetles

I have been tricked, fooled, played, this is an outrage an absolute betrayal and to find out from the LOVE of my LIFE. This is wrong. I am in the wrong universe. This. Is. Incorrect.

[cyclonelibby]

Introducing Alf to queer eye

@cyclonealf I need Tan in jumpers more

Mate, mood

[cyclonelibby]

Me, watching @cyclonealf play fallout 4 with 0 (zero) knowledge of what's going on: Happiness is going down???

Alf: MACCREADY!!!

Me: ?????????